How would i go about becoming a BRoomer?

[Xsyven]

- White Male Americans have much higher chances. (official rule #2)

Or boobs.

 

[Mini Mic]

Or boobs.

Or white American males with man boobs.

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

We still let people into the backroom? Man I'm out of the loop of things.

 

[Mic_128]

Requirement 3) Be out of the loop of things.

 

[Sandy]

Requirement 4: Sleep with Matt

 

[WoapGang]

DONE..........
(i'm just kinda goin through the motions here aren't I.....?

 

[Sandy]

DONE..........

I'm hoping you didn't

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swallow.

 

[WoapGang]

I'm hoping you didn't

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swallow.

wtf are u talking about? I didn't do anytthing, I just snuck a sleeping bag in his room and slept NEXT to him....but off the bed...I WIN

 

[Sandy]

wtf are u talking about? I didn't do anytthing, I just snuck a sleeping bag in his room and slept NEXT to him....but off the bed...I WIN

No, it requires actual

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intercourse

 

[Firebert]

No, it requires actual

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intercourse

Eww, well that's a pretty big hindrance! No offense to Matt, but I'm straight.

 

[Eor]

Requirment 4

Never be Sandtiger, or have been Sandtiger in the past

 

[Sandy]

Requirement 4

Never be Sandtiger, or have been Sandtiger in the past

Can you get drunk and ban me? kthxbai

 

[Firebert]

Can you get drunk and ban me? kthxbai

No, you're thinking of Xsyven. That's different.

 

[WoapGang]

No, it requires actual

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intercourse

Dude, you expect me to do that?....I'm striaght.....If matt just happened to be....idk Azua or sumone, then i might consider it

 

[Firebert]

Dude, you expect me to do that?....I'm striaght.....If matt just happened to be....idk Azua or sumone, then i might consider it

Exactly my point. =)

 

[Xsyven]

Requirment 4

Never be Sandtiger, or have been Sandtiger in the past

It's a real shame. Sandy would have been a BRoomer by now if he just stayed as Frank Fly.

 

[Sandy]

I highly doubt that. No mod will ever sleep with me.

 

[Xsyven]

You see, that's where **** comes in handy.

 

[Sandy]

I'll have to corner Matt one of these days..

 

[KevinM]

Can you ban me? kthxbai

You heard the man

 

[OffTheChain]

He gets more desperate with every name change.

 

[Firebert]

He gets more desperate with every name change.

Sadly, he does.

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

Requirement #5:

Waaa-a-a!

 

[Vinnie275]

I nominate Chenoevenasaur for broom

 

[SkylerOcon]

Hm... So from what I've seen here is that the BRoomers essentially only bring in people they like. This means like-minded people.

So pretty much, there will be no outside input. You guys are so kind =D

 

[Miharu]

Hm... So from what I've seen here is that the BRoomers essentially only bring in people they like. This means like-minded people.

So pretty much, there will be no outside input. You guys are so kind =D

Thanks for restating something that's already been said in this tread >_>

Pretty sure one of the best ways of getting into the Broom is by not actively trying to gain admission.

Also pretty sure that I'm not following my own advice.

 

[SkylerOcon]

Yeah, yeah I know I restated what was already said. I just wanted to say it as well.

And uh... that's a good idea? Not annoying them may make them like you.

 

[Caturdayz]

Well Skyler, its pretty obvious you are scraping the barrel to get your post count up... its pretty annoying.

 

[Livvers]

Requirement 4: Sleep with Matt

Rats. I only have Matt wanting to sleep with me.

 

[Sandy]

Rats. I only have Matt wanting to sleep with me.

I don't blame him. -snicker-

 

[KevinM]

I'm ********

Well thats the kind of mannerisms we don't let into the BRoom, you need to be self-confident

El Oh El changing text

Who here HASN'T slept with Matt, can we take that off the requirements yet?

 

[Xsyven]

I don't blame him. -snicker-

Rule #6 - No plagiarizing stories, and submitting them to WWYP. =/

 

[KevinM]

Rule #7 - Making personal shots about things that happened years ago... is still funny.

 

[Crimson King]

Not sure what you referenced Kevin, but I think Xysven meant this:
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=157188

 

[Pink Reaper]

I have a question. Why Grimer?

 

[solesoul]

I have a question. Why Grimer?

I think it has something to do with the BRoomer's love of filth Will I get in if I roll around in a sewage pipe? Will you want me then!?!?

 

[Vinnie275]

broom just filled up, sorry guys

 

[Miharu]

I think it has something to do with the BRoomer's love of filth Will I get in if I roll around in a sewage pipe? Will you want me then!?!?

Try it, then come back and present yourself for admission.

 

[Firebert]

Yes, Sole, I'm sure that's it. =P

 

[solesoul]

Try it, then come back and present yourself for admission.

Allright, I'm on it!

Yes, Sole, I'm sure that's it. =P

Hey, if you're so sure, then why don't you join....wait a sec, my sarcasm detector seems to be going off...