Houston Smash Ultimate Thread

[Grapevine]

Okay, I guess I shouldn't have asked that, lol.

 

[Leaf.]

Eff Houston!
I live in San Antonio now!

 

[Zori]

That's usually where people who play top tiers go anyway

/smirk

 

[Espy Rose]

San Antonio has paid their dues from Brawl. This was well earned.

 

[kj22]

https://www.facebook.com/events/378646798926528/

Austins monthly series I'm really feeling it is tomorrow, had no clue this was happening.
Anybody from Houston going? I wanna go if can.

 

[Xyro77]

Just curious, why are customs banned? I don't really care either way, but I'm wondering why if that's the EVO standard. Did Jank/Windboxes win a tourney or something?

In 1677, the great Samurai, Samuel L Jackson (who later became our 73rd president) created Super Smash Bros 4 for the Microsoft Atari.

While developing the game, his dog, Rupert, had an epiphany. "What if we added certain moves to help the casual, low skill, low skill players who can't get good at real smash finally be able to steal stocks/wins?" he said. "And by doing this we can not take balance into consideration so that we can go completely wild when making moves!" he exclaimed.As a bonus, Rupert programmed the moves to appear at random during the game's single player modes so that it would be extremely stressful unlocking them. Further hint at the fact that these garbage moves should not be tournament legal.

Samuel liked this idea so he logged into AOL instant message and tweet the announcement of custom moves to the masses on TV. The uneducated mainstream players/TOs rejoiced! But the intelligent, thick/long Zair, attractive, receding hairline TOs with 37 girlfriends refused to follow game ruining rules. We prefer REAL smash and not "I suck so please give me a hurricane up+b on DK so I can steal wins because I suck sh*t" smash.

*credits roll*

 

[RT]

San Antonio has paid their dues from Brawl. This was well earned.

Money? Can I have some?

 

[Grapevine]

In 1677, the great Samurai, Samuel L Jackson (who later became our 73rd president) created Super Smash Bros 4 for the Microsoft Atari.

While developing the game, his dog, Rupert, had an epiphany. "What if we added certain moves to help the casual, low skill, low skill players who can't get good at real smash finally be able to steal stocks/wins?" he said. "And by doing this we can not take balance into consideration so that we can go completely wild when making moves!" he exclaimed.As a bonus, Rupert programmed the moves to appear at random during the game's single player modes so that it would be extremely stressful unlocking them. Further hint at the fact that these garbage moves should not be tournament legal.

Samuel liked this idea so he logged into AOL instant message and tweet the announcement of custom moves to the masses on TV. The uneducated mainstream players/TOs rejoiced! But the intelligent, thick/long Zair, attractive, receding hairline TOs with 37 girlfriends refused to follow game ruining rules. We prefer REAL smash and not "I suck so please give me a hurricane up+b on DK so I can steal wins because I suck sh*t" smash.

*credits roll*

10/10, great read. I have made a great mistake in putting custom sets on my Wii U. As penance I will burn its unclean and wretched plastic and send it to the fires of hell.

 

[Blue Ninjakoopa]

Fox News is pretty awful, but MSNBC (Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews lmao) and CNN are infinitely worse. TV news is so bad that it is practically entertainment.

And please come to Austin, but only if you like 2 stocks and losing to R.O.B. because you don't know how to shield projectiles, but whenever you do shield, you decide to shield directly in front of him so he can grab you (or you for some reason repeatedly jump at him with aerials while he has his shield up).

 

[DEEK4Y]

Improved.

 

[RT]

You should have photoshopped the teacup on the enemies.

 

[Oni•n]

In 1677, the great Samurai, Samuel L Jackson (who later became our 73rd president) created Super Smash Bros 4 for the Microsoft Atari.

While developing the game, his dog, Rupert, had an epiphany. "What if we added certain moves to help the casual, low skill, low skill players who can't get good at real smash finally be able to steal stocks/wins?" he said. "And by doing this we can not take balance into consideration so that we can go completely wild when making moves!" he exclaimed.As a bonus, Rupert programmed the moves to appear at random during the game's single player modes so that it would be extremely stressful unlocking them. Further hint at the fact that these garbage moves should not be tournament legal.

Samuel liked this idea so he logged into AOL instant message and tweet the announcement of custom moves to the masses on TV. The uneducated mainstream players/TOs rejoiced! But the intelligent, thick/long Zair, attractive, receding hairline TOs with 37 girlfriends refused to follow game ruining rules. We prefer REAL smash and not "I suck so please give me a hurricane up+b on DK so I can steal wins because I suck sh*t" smash.

*credits roll*

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10/10.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Fox News is pretty awful, but MSNBC (Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews lmao) and CNN are infinitely worse. TV news is so bad that it is practically entertainment.

And please come to Austin, but only if you like 2 stocks and losing to R.O.B. because you don't know how to shield projectiles, but whenever you do shield, you decide to shield directly in front of him so he can grab you (or you for some reason repeatedly jump at him with aerials while he has his shield up).

I prefer Fox news over liberal propaganda plastered everywhere every day.

 

[kj22]

Fox News is pretty awful, but MSNBC (Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews lmao) and CNN are infinitely worse. TV news is so bad that it is practically entertainment.

And please come to Austin, but only if you like 2 stocks and losing to R.O.B. because you don't know how to shield projectiles, but whenever you do shield, you decide to shield directly in front of him so he can grab you (or you for some reason repeatedly jump at him with aerials while he has his shield up).

Oh in that case I'm DEFINITELY not going(;

 

[Sinister Slush]

Money? Can I have some?

RT if you manage to get a Yarn Yoshi amiibo that isn't Green I will pay 10 or so extra to take it off your hands.
I feel like I won't be lucky like the hawks eyeing the sites every second once it'll be available.

 

[RT]

Spreading my influence to other cities would amuse me.

Does it need to be USA version only?

 

[Sinister Slush]

Does it not work for NA woolly world if it's japanese?
I just kinda wanted one or two to enjoy looking at.

 

[RT]

Amiibos are not region-locked.

You can use Japanese amiibos on American Wii Us. The only thing different is packaging, which crazy people will pay extra for instead of importing in bulk.

I might get all three, just need to see how to acquire them beyond local stores here.

Also no need to pay extra back, just pay back the cost. Joining the list is good enough.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Joining the list is good enough.

This spooks me but at the same time, I'll take it. Anything to even 50% ensure me a possible one or two Yarn Yoshi amiibos.

 

[RT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-aAx4SOn0

The army represents the number of people who will owe me money by next year.

 

[PantyRaider08]

Does anyone here play on anther's ladder? I'm just curious because I checked it out last night and it is pretty legit. (Interface, players, connection, etc.) I love it because it's the best practice I can get without attending a tourney in Houston an hour away from me or a Austin/SA/SMtourney which is 2 hours.

 

[Suspect]

Anyone else catch that new batman vs superman teaser?

Also I'm in Vegas and these fat girls are topless outside my hotel begging for tips for pics. Why are people taking pics of these whales!?

 

[UltimateRazer]

I'll take all 3 yarn yoshi amiibo over fat naked whales dancing for me in dirty Vegas.

 

[RT]

What if they had amiibos?

 

[GaiustheThief]

I love coming back to talk of fat naked whales dancing

 

[Kadin.]

https://m.facebook.com/events/1559111481022662/permalink/guests/?filter=friends
Yo who's going to this? Looking for a dubs teammate @_@

 

[Blue Ninjakoopa]

To clarify, I wasn't calling anyone out specifically, I was just outlining the way I want people to play against me so I can win.

 

[KOS-MOS]

Anyone planning on going to Texas Showdown? I was looking at plane tickets (since I don't really have the time to travel like I used to, gotta fly) and I found some for about $200. Was wanting to see if anyone wanted to split hotel costs.

 

[Nike.]

^ Whoa, wtf Kosmos?

 

[KOS-MOS]

^ Whoa, wtf Kosmos?

Yo its been awhile!

Yeah, I'm still alive. I mostly play 2D fighters now, but I still play smash. Would be nice to see the houston crew again!

 

[Xyro77]

It's been raining so hard that I cannot get into my subdivision. Cars stalled out everywhere. My dad is at home with a mega fever too. Not a good night.

 

[Player-4]

It's been raining so hard that I cannot get into my subdivision. Cars stalled out everywhere. My dad is at home with a mega fever too. Not a good night.

Maybe if you watched The Union none of these things would have happened.

 

[Oni•n]

It's been raining so hard that I cannot get into my subdivision. Cars stalled out everywhere. My dad is at home with a mega fever too. Not a good night.

Ouch.

 

[Zano]

dang it's been like a month since I last logged on smashboards wtf?

I'm gold crown in monster hunter with brachydium armor so I am a god.

Mewtwo sucks holy ****

k see everyone again in a month

 

[Xyro77]

Mewtwo isn't bad. He's FAR better than he was in Melee.

 

[Kihrah]

It's amusing how many people have already passed judgement on a characters viability in the first two days he's been out. I haven't played him very much but in my little time with him I can tell he definitely has a learning curve.

 

[Zano]

It's pretty easy to see his viability, he's gonna end up mid tier at best.

he's light, floaty and huge, the worst possible combo for a character in a game where rushdown and juggling is supreme. It's what keeps Rosa from being the best character, but at least she has luma to make up for it to shut down 80% of the cast.
he has 0 throw followups so gets no damage or anything at low %, his saving grace there is that two of his throws are kill moves.
his hitboxes are so bad that your tail can just go through them with utilt and uair sometimes, but at least his fair is ridic strong, it's just a really small hitbox.
Tiny characters are a nightmare for him because almost everything except dtilt and jab whiffs on them and it's really sad to watch.

 

[alex mora]

In 1677, the great Samurai, Samuel L Jackson (who later became our 73rd president) created Super Smash Bros 4 for the Microsoft Atari.

While developing the game, his dog, Rupert, had an epiphany. "What if we added certain moves to help the casual, low skill, low skill players who can't get good at real smash finally be able to steal stocks/wins?" he said. "And by doing this we can not take balance into consideration so that we can go completely wild when making moves!" he exclaimed.As a bonus, Rupert programmed the moves to appear at random during the game's single player modes so that it would be extremely stressful unlocking them. Further hint at the fact that these garbage moves should not be tournament legal.

Samuel liked this idea so he logged into AOL instant message and tweet the announcement of custom moves to the masses on TV. The uneducated mainstream players/TOs rejoiced! But the intelligent, thick/long Zair, attractive, receding hairline TOs with 37 girlfriends refused to follow game ruining rules. We prefer REAL smash and not "I suck so please give me a hurricane up+b on DK so I can steal wins because I suck sh*t" smash.

*credits roll*

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did not expect anything less 15/10 great read please pin

 

[Zajice]

It was ok.

 

[Robozygo]

It's pretty easy to see his viability, he's gonna end up mid tier at best.

he's light, floaty and huge, the worst possible combo for a character in a game where rushdown and juggling is supreme. It's what keeps Rosa from being the best character, but at least she has luma to make up for it to shut down 80% of the cast.
he has 0 throw followups so gets no damage or anything at low %, his saving grace there is that two of his throws are kill moves.
his hitboxes are so bad that your tail can just go through them with utilt and uair sometimes, but at least his fair is ridic strong, it's just a really small hitbox.
Tiny characters are a nightmare for him because almost everything except dtilt and jab whiffs on them and it's really sad to watch.

Pretty much if they just made him heavy he'd be good. Not super heavy, maybe a little less than Wario.