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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

What side event should i include in my tournaments?


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Fliphopper

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Wow look what I found....



God why did I look so bad in 09.. LOL
Razer looks like a kid.



3000 tho.



The 3 TX Gods.
 

RT

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Keith with that same pose and expression.

And why is he flippin' the bird at us in the last pic?

Thinks he's sooooooooooooooo good.

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Xyro77

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p4 literally thought feb had 31 days

WHAT
A
****ING
NERDY
***
NEW
GEN
BICH

WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Trela

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All this talk of being men and having beards....

Someone asked me for my ID yesterday to make sure that I was 18 because I "look like a baby"....
 

Mr. game and watch

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Myths.

Your body should clean out semen regularly, but it does that on its own via wet dreams.
Or sex.

Fapping could be considered good for you, however you should only fap once a month max, even though that isn't required due to the aforementioned reasons.
Fapping every day(national average iirc) lowers testosterone and a chemical in the brain that improves creativity, confidence, and other things.

Fapping can cause: Depression, E.D., Lack of self confidence, inability to dream or remember dreams clearly, and lack of sex drive.

Stopping fapping after you started can relieve all these symptoms.

Yourbrainonporn.com
Reddit.com/r/nofap
Reddit.com/r/noporn
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

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KRDsonic

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Are you sure that's all true, because I'm pretty sure I don't have any of those symptoms.

I'm creative (I write music, stories, etc.)
I'm confident that I'm amazing.
I've been in a good mood lately despite all the things going wrong.
I have lots of dreams, and tend to remember them very clearly (Had a dream last night about Harry Potter, and there were good wizards and evil wizards, and the evil wizards killed all the good wizards except Ron, because he apparently was unimportant enough that they forgot he existed).
And as far as the sex drive thing goes, If you have a low sex drive, then you won't fap as much. So if fapping too much is somehow a problem, then the lowered sex drive thing you mentioned would balance it out, if it was true.


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Xyro77

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Mr GW literally and figuratively thinks touchin tha nasty lowers testosterone/ causes depression.

Get me a dude that has a PhD in penis or get me a literal wang master, not some reddit link bull ****.

If you refuse, I am going to hire a wang ninja. He will sneak into your home, gag your mouth, tie you up and mega fap your happy place for days. He will take breaks to feed himself and take a dreamy creamy steamy **** and then will continue fap you. IF you come out depressed/less testosterone-ish, I'll take back what I said. If not, you GTFO of my thread and my SWF for life.

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Mr. game and watch

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300,000+ subs on that subreddit can attest to feeling these symptoms. I can as well to some symptoms, not everyone will get them all though.
But fine ignore reddit, just focus on the yourbrainonporn.com

If studies of groups of 100,000's of people are not reliable then I guess I'm a dumdum and everything I'm saying is wrong.
But since what I'm showing you is, by definition, scientifically reliable, then I'm probably right.

Don't just say "I see reddit so your scientific evidence is irrelevant." because that's ignorant, prejudiced, and closed-minded.

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RT

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Dear GW,

STOP

Signed,
Your remaining brain cells.
 

Gea

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

Oh. OH. Wow. Wowwwww. Please... don't make me do this. Don't make me educate this thread in the ways of the ****.
 

heytallman

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Mr GW literally and figuratively thinks touchin tha nasty lowers testosterone/ causes depression.

Get me a dude that has a PhD in penis or get me a literal wang master, not some reddit link bull ****.

If you refuse, I am going to hire a wang ninja. He will sneak into your home, gag your mouth, tie you up and mega fap your happy place for days. He will take breaks to feed himself and take a dreamy creamy steamy **** and then will continue fap you. IF you come out depressed/less testosterone-ish, I'll take back what I said. If not, you GTFO of my thread and my SWF for life.

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Literally one of the best posts I have ever seen. 1,000,000/10

Dear GW,

STOP

Signed,
Your remaining brain cells.
Dang, Dave going IN.

Out of SHEER curiosity, Mr GW, how old are you?
 

Gea

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Don't make me write a SWF thesis on the effects of touching yo wang. I'll ****ing do it. Dr. PP will lose his tag to me.
 

BioDG

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This reminds me...tonight I grabbed my balls. Many times. I actually improved the arc of my release and it actually goes out farther than usual. My stroke is smoother and I can keep it going for a longer period of time.

Can't wait to go bowling again.
 
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