Now, a song from CiTH or Catinthehat:
Now, this is a story all about how
My steak got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just crouch right there
I'll tell you how I got hit with a broken boxobair.
In Smash World Forums born and raised
In the Sonic boards was where I spent most of my days
Springin up, f-airing and b-airing all cool
And all gimpin some scrubs outside of Hyrule.
When a couple of scrubs
Who weren't playing no good
Startin spamming smashes in my neighborhood
I took his three little stocks and the scrub said "No fair"
He said "I'm gonna get Boxob and his broken boxobair.
I laughed and sneered, said "That's nothing to fear"
Then out he came, I thought, "Oh dear"
If anything I can say that my *** was screwed
But I said '"Naww forget it" - "Bring on your boxobair"
I sprang up so high, about a mile in the air.
Then up came Boxob who followed me there
My last stock gone
Now I'm thinking "No fair".
All thanks to his broken *** boxobairs.
Oh, and happy Boxob day Boxob.
