Guys, I'm Actually Sakurai DLC Edition

[dimensionsword64]

This is the remake of a game I created last year (because I'm too unoriginal to think of new games ). Basically, one person asks a question about the Smash 4 DLC such as "Is Starfy going to be released as DLC?" or something like that. Then, the next person answers as a supposed Smash Bros leaker, and can give an extremely silly or odd answer if they want, and then asks a question of their own. Then, the cycle repeats.

To start off: Will Smash Run come to the Wii U version as DLC?

 

[Omar_25]

No, there going to replace it (on both versions) with story mode. And along with story mode will come an entire new wave of amiibos, one for each enemy that is in story mode! Trust me, my friend's uncle's nephew's father is related to a guy who is related to Sakurai.

Melee HD when?

 

[dimensionsword64]

Pfff. Sakurai hates Melee (I know because he's my uncle). Instead of a Melee HD, he's creating a pixelated remake of Melee that plays in slow speed and crashes every time you wave dash or use an advanced technique.

Is it true that Henry is going to be a stage hazard on a new Fire Emblem stage?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yes, but he'll be more hazardous to himself than other and and his main "hazard" is to make cringe-worthy crow puns

Will come back?

 

[Omar_25]

Yes, Pichu will eventually come back. But since he was a joke in melee, we've agreed to try making him the best character in the game. - Taken from a totally absolutely real interview that was never released to the public but I found by digging through the dumpster near the Nintendo headquarters. It must be real.

Is it true that you thought Ridley was too slow? What did you think of the fans reaction of Ridley not being added as a playable character?

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Here is secret footage of Mr. Sakurai's reaction:

Will Ganondorf ever be decloned?

 

[dimensionsword64]

Yes... Kind of. Ganondorf will get an update that will completely change his play style. He will use a sword and magic for all of his A attacks, and for his B Attacks, Falcondorf will come warping through space and time to take the place of Ganon for the rest of the duel.
Falcondorf: Leave it to me!


Is it true that Lemmy Koopa will become a seperate character?

 

[Omar_25]

Yes, this is true. In fact, we will be making all the koopalings separate characters. We will also be removing all characters that are not koopalings for we have deemed them "uncool" compared to the glorious koopalings. Along with this we will be adding never before seen koopalings including the official Sakurai Koopa (original character DO NOT STEAL!) to the renamed super smash bros, Super Smash Koopalings. That is all. We hope that it will make this series a better experience for everyone. Good day. - Wombat-Hero Samurguy

What are you thoughts on these DLC "Leaks"?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I had to cancel those characters to make the leakers look like fools

It is true that Melee HD is coming?

 

[dimensionsword64]

Kind of. There will be a remake of Melee, but it will have horrible pixelated graphics, and the game crashes when you use an advanced technique.

Is it true that Sanic will be an alternate costume for Sonic?

 

[Depressed Gengar]

No. Instead, Sanic will be outright replacing Sonic. SpongeBob, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who this guy's cousin, who knew Sakurai, said so.

Is it true that Gengar will be included and will be the most broken character in Smash history?

 

[dimensionsword64]

No. Gengar will appear, but we were going for realism, and since he's a ghost pokemon, he can't touch anything and just floats through the enemies. However, we thought that since he couldn't be hurt, that would be overpowered, so we made it so other characters can hurt him, but he can't hurt other characters.

Is it true that Shrek and Goku will be playable characters?

 

[Kneutronic]

Is it true that there will only be one more character added to the roster?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

No. In fact, I intend to include at least one million characters on the roster, which I will figure out slowly and progressively as fans vote on the ballot and let us know what they want. Eventually we will reach that goal and the ballot will vanish. I intend on making Sm4sh the largest roster of any fighting game, a life's goal that I've dreamed for a long time. The Wii U cannot handle this data though sadly, so the game will just be ported to our future consoles over and over until it can finally handle having one million characters. We look forward to the day we can finally reach this goal!

Will we ever see a proper Smash racing game ala Mario Kart?

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

No. In fact, I intend to include at least one million characters on the roster, which I will figure out slowly and progressively as fans vote on the ballot and let us know what they want. Eventually we will reach that goal and the ballot will vanish. I intend on making Sm4sh the largest roster of any fighting game, a life's goal that I've dreamed for a long time. The Wii U cannot handle this data though sadly, so the game will just be ported to our future consoles over and over until it can finally handle having one million characters. We look forward to the day we can finally reach this goal!

Will we ever see a proper Smash racing game ala Mario Kart?

Yes, but half of the roster will be Baby and Metal versions of characters.

Is it true that a Melee-style Adventure Mode will be added to the game?

 

[Kneutronic]

No. We are bringing back the Subspace Emissary. The story will be completely different this time around. Mewtwo will be featured as the leader of Subspace, and Captain Falcon will be the only person to save the world from it.

Is it true that King K. Rool is winning in the Ballot?

 

[dimensionsword64]

Yes. But the ballot is actually just a marketing ploy to make the fans THINK that we're listening to them.

Will Happy be a new assist trophy?

 

[Kneutronic]

No. ...Whoever the heck Happy is, he/she will not be. If you're referring to the Marvel S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, then maybe.

Is it true that Shadow will be a new character despite his Assist trophy status?

 

[dimensionsword64]

Yes. He will use all of the guns from Shadow the Hedgehog, and for his final smash, will turn into Sanic (even though they're not the same person).


Is it true that King K. Rool will be a stage boss on the Pyrosphere, and when both Ridley and King K. Rool are on the stage at once, the background will change to Sakurai drinking your tears?

 

[Depressed Gengar]

No. Instead, they will be replacing Palutena and Dark Pit on the roster.

Is it true that Weegee will be in the game?

 

[Doh I Missed]

No, Weegee will be replacing Waluigi in Mario Kart 8.

But will Shrek be a playable character in Smash Bros?

 

[DJ3DS]

No, Weegee will be replacing Waluigi in Mario Kart 8.

But will Shrek be a playable character in Smash Bros?

No. Sakurai has heard the calls for villain reps and has decided to put in Lord Farquadd instead.

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Is it true that DJ3DS forgot to ask a question?

The real question: Is it true that Doc Louis is going to be added as a clone of Little Mac?

 

[DJ3DS]

Is it true that DJ3DS forgot to ask a question?

The real question: Is it true that Doc Louis is going to be added as a clone of Little Mac?

Yes. Because he is a but out of shape he is a heavier, slower clone with no jump whatsoever.

Is it true that Bowser's Castle will be added as a DLC stage?