Ganonic Grimoire (Social) - Commiseration and Hierarchy

[the king of murder]

Majora's Mask is effing epic. I love the depth and sadness of the story, watching how people continue their every-day lives not knowing that they'll die in three days. And the Stone Tower Temple's actually somewhat difficult. Majora's final form = Tentacle ****.


You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

I enjoyed everything about MM. A moon with an angry face who is going to drop on your face with a big bang? Epic.

Wind Waker lol.

You know the irony? People say that WW Ganondorf is fat and an old fart. But he actually is in his fastest mode in the Wind Waker, blocking all your attempts to hurt him and showing acrobatic skill.

 

[Exalted]

He has a tiny head though. Makes me wonder how Link could stab it...

 

[Dumbfire]

I love using the Skull kid textures for TL.
Especially the Twilight princess version. I don't use them tho I hate TL but meh

I meant to say, I like facing them when the opponetn plays TL

 

[Exalted]

That Skull Kid in TP is such a bully.
D':

 

[Dumbfire]

I forgot to write a report for English and don't want to use all my weekend to do it so I'm staying up tonight to make it. Got packs of drank and some cookies to survive the night without my parents hearing me.
Wish me luck lawl

 

[Exalted]

I'm here if you need help, bro. No homo.

And I just found out that Ganondorf can perform prostate exams with no hands.
/topic

 

[GoV]

But but....
Ganon just looks so freaking amazing in TP form.
Too bad Brawl developers made him run like an old fart which is even a disgrace to WW's Ganon.
BUT anyway! I thought TP was also awesome, good game etc.
Best Ganon boss fight (even though it was easy it was still freaking awesome)
:3

 

[Dumbfire]

Lets instead of making it a challenge to geuss or react to best Ganon fast, just give an obvious sign where beast ganon is coming from by making the red spots blue!
.

 

[GoV]

What do you mean? =P

 

[황미영]

Give me one reason to ban your *** right now.

I only speak tru fax. ;O


Majora's Mask all dai every dai. ;DDDD

 

[GoV]

Banhammer!

 

[황미영]

It was nice knowing all of you. ; 3;

 

[Exalted]

Vermhammer!

Fixed that typo for you :D

And Doomfire meant that Beast Ganon's too easy in TP because the portal he comes out of changes to blue in color as opposed to red.

Edit: The Ganonboard is dead today. On a Saturday!
BLASPHEMY! EVIL! GANON!

 

[GoV]

This is indeed a sad day for all!
And you have 666 posts Exalted!
Evil has blessed you!

 

[Exalted]

This is indeed a sad day for all!
And you have 666 posts Exalted!
Evil has blessed you!

Yes indeed! Once I post my intro and have it added to the OP, my evil shall be complete!

All hail the Fawful of 'Dorfs and Ruler of Newbies!

 

[Z1GMA]

Fastest growin' Post Count... Ever!

 

[GoV]

Z1GMA!
I would be honored if we could WiFi each other with two Dark Lords that fight for Hyrule!
And if you feel like it we could totally kick some lvl 9 Link ***.
I mean, it's something that we must NOT forget.
All links must be exterminated!

 

[Exalted]

Fastest growin' Post Count... Ever!

Well, I am very exalted about the Lord of Evil.

@GoV: You totally stole that Lvl 9 CPU idea from me D:

 

[GoV]

I did indeed!
XD
Also, We totally need to kick some lvl 9 Falcons in dubz! That was your first idea and we haven't done that yet O:!

 

[Exalted]

I did indeed!
XD
Also, We totally need to kick some lvl 9 Falcons in dubz! That was your first idea and we haven't done that yet O:!

The shadow of my intelligence and wisdom is vast.
Now pay me 10 bucks for copyright violations!

And yes, we must PULVERIZE the Falcons, the only threat to the Lord's manliness!

 

[GoV]

LINKS are the threat! XD
I'm asking everyone to GIMME MY TRIFORCE.
But it seems link is doing unfair business. He always teams up with Zelda against The Dorf.
That is: Triforce of courage and wisdom against Power.
THEY CHEAT ON THE DORF.
They Shall'd Be Slain!

 

[Exalted]

Ganon hasn't gotten the Triforce yet because if he did, Nintendo would fire him.

 

[GoV]

No, He would fire Nintendo! XD

 

[lordhelmet]

GoV can't infract me here

 

[GoV]

Why would I infract you??? O_o

 

[lordhelmet]

Only joking

I might play Timesplitters tonight

 

[Exalted]

Nintendo would fire him for firing them.
DEY B FLAME CHOKIN', FOOLS.

 

[GoV]

Timesplitters!
Ganon + Timesplitters might be a wish that came true!

 

[Exalted]

Oh...dare I say: Ganon + Ganon?

 

[GoV]

Ganon + ganon that have to team up to defeat Link + Link + Zelda + Zelda.
I sense madness + awesome idea!
*Calls Nintendo*

 

[Exalted]

Triforce of Exalted.
It be increasing yo' post count powers.
*Calls Nintendo*

 

[Heartstring]

lol yeah, if the ocinara of time's power could be done over long distance in time...
couldnt you get two link/zelda/ganon's at the same time?

 

[Exalted]

Sadly, only one of them would have a badazz cape.

 

[Dumbfire]

GUYS. I want a new brawlername.
What about..
Super-Electromagnetic Battlechanted Ancient Cybernetic Reinforced Cyborg Conduction Warrior Linear Proto Machinery Hyper Chimeratech Command Clone Future Mechanics Controlled Magnum Plus Minus Engine Unit The Mystical Humanoid Genie Mikazukinoyaiba

 

[Exalted]

You forgot capital "M" in "mystical".

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

I'd hate you because that name is longer than mine

 

[Heartstring]

speaking of long names, how would you condense terodactyl yelnats into the 5 char limit on brawl anyway?

 

[Noobicidal]

speaking of long names, how would you condense terodactyl yelnats into the 5 char limit on brawl anyway?

Te ro

 

[Heartstring]

fair enough. i was thinking it would be somethnig like stan, seeing as he uses yelnats in his name

 

[Exalted]

So I ISJRed with Ganon twice today.

Full Hop Dair -> Buffer Jump + Bair -> ISJR Fair.

This is basically FoG without the airdodge, and the Dair can set up some mad combos if you FoG instead of Fair. Just gotta find out the precise timing.