GZK
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2020
- Messages
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A collection of some of the best/most ridiculous Johns and salt ever muttered in GA melee:
"This tournament set shouldn't count for PR since it was not ideal playing conditions because my opponent got up to get the WiFi password between games" -Anonymous
"He is lucky that I have started seeing a woman and stopped masturbating so my forearms are weaker" -Anonymous
"This Wii makes it so only ports two and three have an extra frame before they can wave dash only with the X button (keeps full-hopping in the middle of Battlefield) see these are all frame perfect" -Anonymous
"I only lost that game because I was so upset about the time of my life being wasted by that troglodyte camping the edge" -Anonymous
"I had too much sex today to play well tonight" -Anonymous
"How can I be expected to win? Sheik loses to Mario 80-20" -Anonymous
"I'm not going to just camp when I can go home and have sex with my Girlfriend" -Anonymous
"The stream TV is too big even for doubles, it's like I have to shift my head to see the timer" -Anonymous
"He has only beaten me when I am trying to leave the venue early, drunk, played other characters, or been on low sleep. Every time, he needs tremendous time in between games to stall me." -Anonymous
"Next time I'll just punch you in the face if you get in my peripheral vision while i'm playing again" -Anonymous
*post netplay friendly session* "plz remember i have not played this game in a week and am trying to cure some kind of hangover, my body in in Shambles currently" -Anonymous
"I haven't practiced a day in my life" -Anonymous
"Why don't you just watch the vod you hillbilly ass irrelevant mid tier **** player" -Anonymous
"I can't play on crts" -Anonymous
"All of sheiks colors are so uninspiring... I think one of the main reasons I haven't realized my true potential yet is cuz all are so meh to me and it makes me play like so :/" -Anonymous
"If only sheik wasn't a mid tier"-Anonymous
"Like do they actually think they're going to win tournaments w/ characters like ganon? no their goal is to just upset mid level players lol" -Anonymous
"Mid-low tier players just rely on their opponent not knowing the matchup and it's pathetic" -Anonymous
"Sheik essentially has to 3-0 fox to win a b05... Why didn't anyone tell me sheik was this bad when i started?? -Anonymous
"sheik gets ****ing invalidated by like 3 different characters it's honestly such bull****" -Anonymous
"**** jigglypuff, Literally all you have to do is get a grab and press up its ****ing stupid and so is anyone who thinks that character takes skill" -Anonymous
"I only got almost 4 stocked in the crew battle because he had one stock left... if he had more stocks im sure I would have done better" -Anonymous
"Sheik Mario is impossible idgaf what anyone says sheik literally just loses it' -Anonymous
"Fox is an overrated meme character" -Anonymous
"Melee is 50% mentality and 50% how good of a controller you have" -Anonymous
"Peach is literally impossible for puff... I mean Peach can fly!!!" -Anonymous
"Falco is for ****ing children, Literally can be an inbred ape with a motor neuron disease and still beat Falcon with that stupid ass ****ing character, ****ing moron bird I swear, How tf I'm supposed to win a 80-20 matchup, **** Falco dude" -Anonymous
"Falco/falcon is 80-20 and at least sheik has a chance vs Fox" -Anonymous
"Fox V puff is the new Peach V ICs" -Anonymous
"WHY THE **** ISNT STADIUM FROZEN! ITS 2020!" -Anonymous
"im only playing puff until i get a win in bracket, even in friendlies losing sux i miss winning it was better" -Anonymous
"shoutout to the scrubs making judgements about my skill from weekly results, nice to see yall under me on the standings at nationals MY SONS" -Anonymous
"The best interaction in melee is you vs someone shielding on platform" -Anonymous
"anyone that thinks reaction techchase with rest is hard/impossible is an idiot LOL, if u can do it with sheik or falcon u can do it with puff with no practice..." -Anonymous
"I just have zero motivation for melee in the winter" -Anonymous
"Wow I outplayed kip the whole set and still lost" -Anonymous
"Can't not get shield grabbed after work, oh well **** icies" -Anonymous
"Falco is easier than puff" -Anonymous
"My bracket was 4 Falco's this **** is ****ing stupid" -Anonymous
"Got 4th in my pool and threw the game to make it out someone punch me in the face please" -Anonymous
"****ing shieks that wipe their hands mid tech chase trigger me" -Anonymous
"I have to play more retardedly to beat falco consistently' -Anonymous
"Guido falcos and their half assed post- Freudian dissertations on neutral game need to leave me alone" -Anonymous
" all the non atl people in ga melee are honestly p braindead" -Anonymous
"This tournament set shouldn't count for PR since it was not ideal playing conditions because my opponent got up to get the WiFi password between games" -Anonymous
"He is lucky that I have started seeing a woman and stopped masturbating so my forearms are weaker" -Anonymous
"This Wii makes it so only ports two and three have an extra frame before they can wave dash only with the X button (keeps full-hopping in the middle of Battlefield) see these are all frame perfect" -Anonymous
"I only lost that game because I was so upset about the time of my life being wasted by that troglodyte camping the edge" -Anonymous
"I had too much sex today to play well tonight" -Anonymous
"How can I be expected to win? Sheik loses to Mario 80-20" -Anonymous
"I'm not going to just camp when I can go home and have sex with my Girlfriend" -Anonymous
"The stream TV is too big even for doubles, it's like I have to shift my head to see the timer" -Anonymous
"He has only beaten me when I am trying to leave the venue early, drunk, played other characters, or been on low sleep. Every time, he needs tremendous time in between games to stall me." -Anonymous
"Next time I'll just punch you in the face if you get in my peripheral vision while i'm playing again" -Anonymous
*post netplay friendly session* "plz remember i have not played this game in a week and am trying to cure some kind of hangover, my body in in Shambles currently" -Anonymous
"I haven't practiced a day in my life" -Anonymous
"Why don't you just watch the vod you hillbilly ass irrelevant mid tier **** player" -Anonymous
"I can't play on crts" -Anonymous
"All of sheiks colors are so uninspiring... I think one of the main reasons I haven't realized my true potential yet is cuz all are so meh to me and it makes me play like so :/" -Anonymous
"If only sheik wasn't a mid tier"-Anonymous
"Like do they actually think they're going to win tournaments w/ characters like ganon? no their goal is to just upset mid level players lol" -Anonymous
"Mid-low tier players just rely on their opponent not knowing the matchup and it's pathetic" -Anonymous
"Sheik essentially has to 3-0 fox to win a b05... Why didn't anyone tell me sheik was this bad when i started?? -Anonymous
"sheik gets ****ing invalidated by like 3 different characters it's honestly such bull****" -Anonymous
"**** jigglypuff, Literally all you have to do is get a grab and press up its ****ing stupid and so is anyone who thinks that character takes skill" -Anonymous
"I only got almost 4 stocked in the crew battle because he had one stock left... if he had more stocks im sure I would have done better" -Anonymous
"Sheik Mario is impossible idgaf what anyone says sheik literally just loses it' -Anonymous
"Fox is an overrated meme character" -Anonymous
"Melee is 50% mentality and 50% how good of a controller you have" -Anonymous
"Peach is literally impossible for puff... I mean Peach can fly!!!" -Anonymous
"Falco is for ****ing children, Literally can be an inbred ape with a motor neuron disease and still beat Falcon with that stupid ass ****ing character, ****ing moron bird I swear, How tf I'm supposed to win a 80-20 matchup, **** Falco dude" -Anonymous
"Falco/falcon is 80-20 and at least sheik has a chance vs Fox" -Anonymous
"Fox V puff is the new Peach V ICs" -Anonymous
"WHY THE **** ISNT STADIUM FROZEN! ITS 2020!" -Anonymous
"im only playing puff until i get a win in bracket, even in friendlies losing sux i miss winning it was better" -Anonymous
"shoutout to the scrubs making judgements about my skill from weekly results, nice to see yall under me on the standings at nationals MY SONS" -Anonymous
"The best interaction in melee is you vs someone shielding on platform" -Anonymous
"anyone that thinks reaction techchase with rest is hard/impossible is an idiot LOL, if u can do it with sheik or falcon u can do it with puff with no practice..." -Anonymous
"I just have zero motivation for melee in the winter" -Anonymous
"Wow I outplayed kip the whole set and still lost" -Anonymous
"Can't not get shield grabbed after work, oh well **** icies" -Anonymous
"Falco is easier than puff" -Anonymous
"My bracket was 4 Falco's this **** is ****ing stupid" -Anonymous
"Got 4th in my pool and threw the game to make it out someone punch me in the face please" -Anonymous
"****ing shieks that wipe their hands mid tech chase trigger me" -Anonymous
"I have to play more retardedly to beat falco consistently' -Anonymous
"Guido falcos and their half assed post- Freudian dissertations on neutral game need to leave me alone" -Anonymous
" all the non atl people in ga melee are honestly p braindead" -Anonymous
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