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Famous Melee Quotes

Cinder

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Jag förstår inte. Vad sa du?
quotes from some random friend
and generic anti-brawl quotes
are very on topic.
Let us have our moment <___<

Aight, I hate to quote myself, but only one person saw me say this, and I doubt he'd post it here...so I may as well...
Letting Miss Brawl-disc get banged by Mr. Hammer (c wut I did thar?) was a great idea after all =D
*is letting the fact that he was quoted get to his head* LET ME HAVE MAH MOMENT D:
 

Cinder

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Jag förstår inte. Vad sa du?
your 'moment' is ruining the whole melee board.


and to any further response: no, it is ruining the melee board.
I have yet to see you contribute...and I have yet to see proof that these quotes are ruining the Melee board...

And on that note...

"Melee, the best game ever, hands down."--YouTube comment...
 

Vyse

Faith, Hope, Love, Luck
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***

"Dude, I'll cash battle him"
"Uh, don't you mean money match?"
"No...wh...a...are you gay?"

***

"By the sword of Ken, it's UmbreonMow!"

***
- Cash Battle
 

Nick Nasty

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LK- That Trojan must have *****
Ame- Like M2K at a tournament with all Peach Players
LK- Lol

M2K ***** like a Trojan virus.
 

HyugaRicdeau

Baller/Shot-caller
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Portland, OR
Slippi.gg
DRZ#283
***

"Dude, I'll cash battle him"
"Uh, don't you mean money match?"
"No...wh...a...are you gay?"

***

"By the sword of Ken, it's UmbreonMow!"

***
- Cash Battle
Good shiiiiiiiiiiii
Cash Battle was a fking masterpiece.
 

forward

Smash Champion
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Tucson Arizona
-Whachu know about my sunglasses indoors? That's right b****, you DON'T know about sunglasses indoors, GET THE F**K OUT!
-What's a Tink!? Who does he use!?
-I want to cwush their spiwits
-He's freakin' good
-I need to steal more of your trixies
-(on aim) LOL
-Falcon is heeeavy
-Show us your c.o.c.k!
 

JrdnS

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forgive me for being a nooB but what the hell does no johns mean? ive been meaning to ask that cuz I see it everywhere
a john is an excuse. mainly said after a loss. read phannas thread on johns in the melee boards. i dont have a link but its not hard to find.
 

Cinder

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Jag förstår inte. Vad sa du?
Johns are basically excuses...and are usually lame...people just John because they refuse to accept a loss...

On topic:
"One day I picked up melee and I was like 'WOW this game is amazing'"--Professor Pro...
 

Requiem

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Wasnt there a johning tutorial topic once? that was ****ing ace.

Zelgandi, more technical then zelgadis but not as aggressive
 

QED

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"Those needles are soooo rude." -Wife commentating on a Ken (Marth) vs KDJ (Sheik) match at MLG Nevada


"Saying 'Brawl is like playing underwater' is an understatement. I would have to say molasses because not only is it slow, you feel sticky and nasty all over after playing it."
"I main Marf, Marth's slightly ******** twin."
"I main Fux, that's what I say everytime I play with him."
 

Reezy989

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Johns are basically excuses...and are usually lame...people just John because they refuse to accept a loss...

On topic:
"One day I picked up melee and I was like 'WOW this game is amazing'"--Professor Pro...
hahaha ok thanks good lookin out on the info
 

KirbyKaze

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I think when one of Ken's sisters said "He's scared!" and then the midwest laughed and said something and then she said "You shut up! Shut the **** up *****!" at FC3 crews Ken vs Drephen are a pair of pretty noteworthy quotes.
 

Proud_Smash_N00b

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I think when one of Ken's sisters said "He's scared!" and then the midwest laughed and said something and then she said "You shut up! Shut the **** up *****!" at FC3 crews Ken vs Drephen are a pair of pretty noteworthy quotes.
haha
that was hilarious

I also like the part when its Balefireboy vs Darkrain during the crew battle when Bale gets the turnip before the match "began."
"It's west coast man, give them a break"
 

KirbyKaze

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you know, before ken ***** everyone on that crew (eddie, drephen, vidjo) i really thought midwest was going to take it :/
 

ballerboy

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LazyChi: Goddammit, there is another marth jesus grab by Chris again.

LazyChi: There is no such things a comebacks, they are all fate.
 

jugfingers

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whoa forward posted in this thread, I wonder if he still plays melee....

on topic

DA dave: "I hate that ****" (at marths off the edge fair gimp)



someone should randomly trip sakurai-lambchops
 

slartibartfast42

Smash Lord
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"Drephen isn't actually a good player, he's just consistently lucky"

I think M2K said something like this once.

I find it funny because Drephen is the winner of most tournaments in my state...

cort said:
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Brawl HRC is the only thing better about Brawl compared to Melee
 

FoxID

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*gets killed*
Friend: HAHA! *taunts*
*respawns and proceeds to triple knee him in the face. killing him*
*Friend stares with mouth wide open*
Me:Don't ****ing taunt!!!!! *****.
 
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