[EUROPE] SUPER Brawl in Berlin

[xDD-Master]

Sodrek, Mr-R, reaper, Ice, Light, cyve, Luma, quiKsilver, Clade, wusi
(Top 3 finishers for all tournaments except SSBB Singles & Doubles)
​

Brawl Singles
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_Brawl_1on1
1: cyve

(170€)
2: quiKsilver

(85€)
3: EMG Leon

(51€)
4: Mr-R

(35€)

Brawl Doubles
Bracket + Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_Brawl_2on2
1: (S!C)

+ EMG Leon

(140€)
2: Eddy

+ Mr-R

(70€)
3: cyve

+ quiK

(40€)
4: Luigi_player

+ vyQ

(27€)

Brawl Mid-Tiers Max
Bracket + Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_Brawl_MT
1: cyve

(125€)
2: wusi

(62,50€)
3: Sodrek

(37,50€)
4: Mr-R

(25€)

The Ruleset for Mid-Tiers Max was:

MAX:

C:

C-:

D:

E:

F:

(Banned: MK, ICs, Olimar, Diddy, Marth, Snake, Falco, ZSS, DDD)

cyve (SSBB 1st), Ice (SSBM 1st), quiKsilver (SSBB&SSBM 2nd)​

Project M
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_PM
1: Mr-R

(90€)
2: Ice

(45€)
3: Clade

(27€)
4: reaper

(18€)

Melee Singles
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_Melee_1on1
1: Ice

(90€)
2: quiKsilver

(45€)
3: reaper

(27€)
4: AE.

(18€)

Melee Doubles
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_Melee_2on2
1: Ice

+ reaper

(60€)
2: cyve

+ quiK

(30€)
3: Light

+ Luma

(18€)
4: AE.

+ Askeflink

(12€)

Melee Alternate Stages
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_Melee_AS
1: Ice

(45€)
2: reaper

(22,50€)
3: quiKsilver

(13,50€)
4: AE.

(9€)

The Ruleset for Alternate Stages was:

Starter: Brinstar, Corneria, Kongo Jungle 64, Mute City, Rainbow Cruise
Counterpick: Poké Floats

HunterST, XaberRiderZ, Jerres
(Ultra Street Fighter 4 - Top3)​

Ultra Street Fighter 4
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_USF4
1: XaberRiderZ [Ryu/Rose] (40€)
2: HunterST [Sagat] (20€)
3: Jerres [Dudley] (12€)
4: Mr-R [Ryu] (8€)

Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_UMvC3
1: Benkill [Chris/Haggar/Hawkeye] (15€)
2: Jerres [Magneto/Dormammu/Doom|Haggar/Rocket Raccoon/Doom] (7,50€)
3: Kalle Cumshot [Cpt. America/Taskmaster/Wesker] (4,50€)
4: Patrick [Cpt. America/Nemesis/Sentinel] (3€)

Capcom VS. SNK 2
Bracket & Full Result: http://challonge.com/SBiB_CvS2
1: p-drum (5€)
2: Xeo (2,50€)
3: Jerres (1,50€)
4: XaberRiderz (1€)

Kalle Cumshot, Benkill, Jerres
(Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3 - Top 3)
​

Final Numbers:
Total: 101 people
Brawl Singles: 68
Brawl Teams: 54 (27 teams)
Brawl MT Max: 49
Melee Singles: 35
Melee Teams: 24 (12 teams)
Melee Alternate Stages: 17
Project M: 35
USF4: 15
UMvC3: 9
CvS2: 5

Top $ix Ca$h Winner$
*** Total Pot Size: 1540€
*** Maximum Win: 770€
1: cyve - 345€
2: Ice - 210€
3: Mr-R - 193€
4: quiKsilver - 178,50€
5: EMG Leon - 121€
6: Reaper - 97,5€

Top3 of Top3 Finishers
1: quiKsilver [5 times] - SSBB Singles 2nd, SSBB Teams 3rd, SSBM Singles 2nd, SSBM Teams 2nd, SSBM AS 3rd
2: Ice[4 times] - SSBM Singles 1st, SSBM Teams 1st, SSBM AS 1st, PM 2nd
3: cyve [4 times] - SSBB Singles 1st, SSBB Teams 2nd, SSBB MT MAX 1st, SSBM Teams 2nd

cyve (SSBB 1st), Akuma (TO), Ice (SSBM 1st)​

Shoutouts & Feedback:

• Akuma:
• (S!C):
• -LzR-:
• AE.:
• Ares:
• Askeflink:
• b0kken:
• banjo:
• Benkill:
• Blaze:
• Bloody:
• BoffTarget:
• BoukenJima:
• c_Five:
• Clade:
• cross-up:
• crypto:
• cyve:
• Demna:
• Denvin:
• Dr.Crow:
• Dunch:
• Ed0:
• Eddy:
• eleanorvonclere:
• Faust:
• Felker:
• Flashb3ck:
• FLVK:
• fonso:
• G-Man:
• GALE:
• Garok:
• Gornesh:
• Greward:
• Gucci mane:
• HunterST:
• Ice:
• Iczer1:
• Isaac:
• Ixac:
• J:
• Jannik:
• Jebu:
• Jerres:
• J€Ssì:
• Kaito:
• Kalle Cumshot:
• Kanji:
• kynkel:
• L!ver:
• Lance:
• Leon:
• Lewt:
• Light:
• Lighty:
• Loota:
• Luigi_player:
• Luma:
• Marcbri:
• Maris:
• Minayoshi:
• MISTRRLOVE:
• mmKALLL:
• Mr-R:
• MrHakuchu:
• Narayan:
• Nau:
• p-drum:
• Patrick:
• quiKsilver:
• Rai'uz:
• Raiden:
• RastaDragon:
• reaper:
• ReFLeX:
• repus:
• RKO:
• Ryuk:
• Satanpuuuuuuu:
• Saw:
• SayuSari:
• Schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
• SdN:
• SelTigger:
• Serudos:
• Sodrek:
• Squiltendorf:
• TMT:
• Tsunayoshi:
• Twomix:
• V-K:
• Vellocet:
• vyQ:
• Wuchtbrumme:
• wusi:
• XaberRiderZ:
• Xeo:
• Xyn:
• Zanto:
• Znarfo:

Feedback:

 

[xDD-Master]

Thread in the German Smash Boards (GSB): http://forum.germansmash.de/showthr...s-amp-Feedback&p=770220&viewfull=1#post770220
Post of the Results in the German FGC Boards (Hardedge): http://forum.hardedge.org/organisat...turnier-16-august-2014/index2.html#post361729

 

[KayB]

Will any of these vids be posted online?

 

[Luigi player]

copy/paste from the german forum:

vyQ ist mein ****ing Held. Wir haben schon über die Bracketstruktur geredet und wie wir so vorankommen würden, doch es war immer spannend ob es auch so sein würde. Nachdem Garok mich dann besiegt hatte war meine Hoffnung eher bei ihm. Und er hat es geschafft und soo gut gespielt!
Der Lasthitloss gegen cyve war schade, aber trotzdem gut, dann noch Marcbri und Greward besiegt... und das Beste zum Schluss, wie er Ramin im 1. Match gestyled hat, holy ****, wie unglaublich gut. Vor allem dachten wir ja eher, dass er wahrscheinlich gerekt wird...

Nice Viktor, du hast diesmal sicher allen bewiesen wie gut du bist, ich bin so stolz auf dich! Es war so nice bei deinen Matches mitzufiebern, und du hast nicht enttäuscht! Gratuliere!!

Teams war auch nice mit dir

c_five: hey ich hab gesehn, dass du Jebu besiegt hast! Wusst ich gar nicht, das ist ja auch ein guter Win! Du hast eigentlich immer gute Wins dabei (letztens ja auch Wusi), wenn du noch ein wenig konstanter wärst (und nicht so leicht rumragen würdest gegen Falco ), dann würds bei dir auch noch besser aussehn


Jessi: ggs war echt überrascht, du kannst echt was, hatte dich total underrated!

Tsuna: schade, dass du früher gehen musstest. Als du weg warst hat mir echt ein Teil gefehlt beim Turnier. But a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do war nett dich wieder zu sehen!

Mina: hi. Blöd, dass es dir nicht so gut ging. Hoffe, du konntest dich wieder etwas erholen.

Siggi: good **** in Teams, war wieder ne nette Zeit mit dir :D wenigstens mussten wir dann nicht gegeneinander im Singles Bracket ^_^

Garok: echt nice, Mann. Wie gut du eig bist - hatte ich nicht erwartet. Gratz cool, dass du dabei warst

Eddy: lass dich nicht unterkriegen Junge. Ich hab teilweise so gut gegen dich gespielt - und dann kommst du mim nächsten Stock und rekst mich zurück, obwohl ich so tolle Leads hatte immer... echt unglaublich. Das waren echt spannende und krasse Matches! GGs

Bloody: dir auch GGs. Btw, du solltest auch mehr momentumcanceln (und wenn es nur mit ner Airdodge ist), du hättest einiges mehr überleben können.

Akuma: sorry wegen der Trips, aber Brawl suckt halt, und wer würde das nicht ausnutzen... Dein Falco ist eh okay, hätte noch spannender sein können, wobei es eh recht knapp war.
Danke für's hosten, und dass du geholfen hast, dass wir noch kommen. War echt toll!

Wusi: gratuliere zu deinen tollen Leistungen! Dein SD im letzten Match hat mir den Win geschenkt, danke? Ansonsten echt scary Fox, ich wusste du hast es drauf, das hab ich in den Wifi-Matches damals schon gemerkt, deswegen hatte ich auch Angst gegen dich zu spielen - schön, dass du dich auch mal "bewiesen" hast! Fand es bei Resurrection schon schade, dass du forfeited hast.

Sodrek: nice Matches. GGs im Midtier :x dein Fox is auch echt krass, und sogar dein Marth. Bist ein cooler Typ ^_^

quiK: gratuliere dir. Du hast zwar nicht cyve besiegt, aber Ramin UND Leon. Du hast das Turnier echt gerockt! Schade, dass wir gar nicht spielen konnten... ich hätte gerne wieder eine Revange gegen dich gehabt, da du ja immer noch 3:2 in Sets in Führung bist gegen mich

cyve: Gratz zum Sieg, auch in Midtiers. Du zeigst immer wieder, dass du ein Teil der Spitze Europas bist, not bad. Schade, dass du nie bei Apex warst. Gegen dich hätte ich auch gern ne Revange gehabt, aber naja, Dittos sucken sowieso

Serudos: wieder nicht zum Zocken gekommen in der Nacht von Sa auf So wärs gegangen, aber da haben schon so viele gepennt...


Leon: good stuff in Brawl, was nice to see you again, hopefully Smash4 will be better than the demo, so we can all enjoy it!

Ramin: I wish I got to play you undrunk... and did you play too much P:M? Still, it must be nice to see that you still have competition in Europe too, right? Don't abandon us for America I'm happy I got to see you again too.

Schwaaaaaaa: it was nice to finally meet you! Too bad that you lost against Greward, I thought you had him, you played really well! You still got a decent placing.

Nau: I'm so sorry for eliminating you so early, I know your placing doesn't meet your skill level. I would've loved to see you compete against others, your Lucario is really good!

Greward: too bad we couldn't play some 1on1s, I really wanted to face your Olimar a bit, nice to see you there though

Jebu: was nice to see you again


Overall:
It was a nice big tourney before the start of Smash4, and I'm glad I made it there to experience it. Awesome competition, and I missed big tourneys with Leon and Mr R. Thanks Akuma for hosting and on insisting that I go. GGs everyone else I played, and it was nice to see all Smashers again, big love to you guys - Smash is a lot of fun because of the community <3


Feedback:
It went a "little" late again, I wish it wouldn't have had that many events. Brawl was the main thing and it was finished last too.
There were many TVs, but somehow it was always still really hard to find anything for some friendlies or freeplay, even though there was some time during some events. It's not easy to get players away from a TV, especially if you want to play with someone else. :x (but that's not really something the host could do much about I guess...)
Overall it was great tho, obviously.

 

[xDD-Master]

Will any of these vids be posted online?

AFAIK/IIRC we recorded all the Smash Tournaments (Top3 at least) except for Brawl Singles/Doubles which ran late, and then the streamer guy (Who also got LOTS OF TVs to the venue, like 20+ TVs from him alone) REALLY couldnt stand anymore and had to sleep... that was right before Brawl Singles Top8. After that I started sitting behind it and did his work, but sadly the stream set up stopped working (It froze) and as I didnt know how to restart it (Not the computer, but setting the computer to record stuff) we sadly lost most of Top8. I made sure to play Top3 at a Set Up with Replay Hack at least, and everything except for 1 Match was saved.

 

[KayB]

AFAIK/IIRC we recorded all the Smash Tournaments (Top3 at least) except for Brawl Singles/Doubles which ran late, and then the streamer guy (Who also got LOTS OF TVs to the venue, like 20+ TVs from him alone) REALLY couldnt stand anymore and had to sleep... that was right before Brawl Singles Top8. After that I started sitting behind it and did his work, but sadly the stream set up stopped working (It froze) and as I didnt know how to restart it (Not the computer, but setting the computer to record stuff) we sadly lost most of Top8. I made sure to play Top3 at a Set Up with Replay Hack at least, and everything except for 1 Match was saved.

Ouch. So even PM stuff was lost? *sigh*

 

[xDD-Master]

PM was at friday and was recorded fully afaik. (Every set which was at the main station)

Brawl MT Max was also recorded A LOT. Probably the most after PM. The GF took forever. I think it was the longest Smash Set EVER. (Even longer than Hbox VS Armada). If thats the case, that wouldve been hilarious. I think it was like 1,5-2h long, you will see XD
Melee Alternate Stages Top3 was recorded fully.
Melee Doubles Top3 was recorded fully.
Melee Top5 was recorded except for the one LQF.
Brawl Singles we definitely saved WF and GF completely (We didnt record it yet), but LF the players didnt save 2 matches... it was 3:1, so 2 got saved.. not sure yet when and by whom Brawl Top3 will be recorded.
Brawl Doubles we may have only saved 2-3 Sets before Top3, idk. Not sure if anything gets uploaded (Nobody cares about doubles anyway, Singles is sad though :<)

 

[SdN]

Copy-paste'd from the gsb:
Shoutouts:
Akuma: Vielen Danke für dieses geile Event. Es war mein erstes BiB und mein erstes Turnier außerhalb von Norddeutschland und es war hammer geil. Man hat echt gemerkt, dass du das viel Arbeit reingesteckt hast und es tut mir Leid, wenn ich das Event irgendwie verzögert habe. Und sorry, dass ich ständig gefragt habe, wer mein nächster Gegner ist, statt zu warten, bis ich aufgerufen werde.
(S!C): Zu gut, wie du dachtest, dass ich kein Deutsch kann. War ein cooles Set mit dir in Melee, nächstes Mal krieg ich dich.
AE.: Ich hatte schon befürchtet, dass der erste Gegner, den ich bekomme, ziemlich gut ist. Good Games.
Askeflink: It was nice meeting you there. Good job at getting 5th in Melee.
banjo: Schade, dass wir nicht miteinander geredet haben, hab mich einfach nicht getraut, den legendären banjo anzusprechen.
Bloody: Cool, dich mal zu sehen. Wir können ja mal Mario Kart 8 spielen, wenn ich es dann mal in 2000 Jahren habe.
Clade: Und ich hatte schon die Hoffnung, dich in P:M zu besiegen. Good games, nächstes Mal bist du fällig.
crypto: Danke fürs Teamen, wir haben es weiter geschafft, als ich gedacht hätte und wir waren kurz davor, im Money-Bereich zu placen. Sorry, falls ich hin und wieder kacke gespielt habe, aber im Großen und Ganzen lief es dann doch ganz gut.
cyve: Glückwunsch zum Sieg in Brawl Singles, leider konnte ich das GF nicht mehr anschauen.
Denvin: Sorry, falls ich dich verwechsel, aber warst du der Sonic Spieler, gegen den ich in P:M gespielt habe? Hast einen guten Sonic gehabt, aber der Ivy-Pick war dann keine so gute Idee. :D
Faust: Ich hätte nicht erwartet, dass du Marth spielst, hast dich aber gut geschlagen. ^^
Ice: Glückwunsch zu all den Medaillen. Die hast du dir verdient.
Jannik: Endlich sehe ich mal die SL-Crew persönlich. Bist ein lustiger Kerl, ich hoffe, man sieht sich mal wieder.
Jebu: You were the guy who asked who I am, right? :D Sorry for being in the corner the whole time without saying anything.
Kanji: Steht das Mario Kart Wii MM noch? Ich hoffe ja nicht. War auf jeden Fall cool, dich zu sehen und sorry, dass mein random Kirby wieder zugeschlagen hat.
L!ver: Danke, dass du dich immer um die Technik bei den Events kümmerst.
Leon: Your fox in Melee is really nice. And gratulations to beating Mr. R in Brawl.
Lewt: Es ist immer schön, die Menschen kennen zu lernen hinter den Online-Profilen. Scheinst ganz in Ordnung zu sein und hat Spaß gemacht mit dir Freeplay zu spielen.
Light: Ich nehme das "Random Kirby" einfach mal als Kompliment.
Lighty: Wie wir einfach letzte in Teams wurden, so unverdient. Aber immerhin das MK Quadruple haben wir gewonnen :D
Marcbri: I heard you don't like to play against Kirby. But you beat me anyway. But it was close. :D
MISTRRLOVE: Ich habe es einfach nicht geschafft, dir einen einzigen Stock zu ziehen. :D
Mr-R: Congratulations to winning P:M. Your Lucario looks amazing.
MrHakuchu: Ich kanns immer noch nicht glauben, dass dein Team in Brawl höher geseedet wurde als Lighty und ich... aber schön, dass du da warst. :D
Narayan: Du wolltest mir zeigen, wie man 5. in P:M wird, aber daraus wurde einfach FFA mit Items. :D War awesome, dich zu treffen, hat super Spaß mit dir gemacht. Ich hoffe, dass du zu OMD kommen kannst.
Nau: Nice Lucario, I really didn't know what to do.
quiKsilver: Glückwunsch zum zweiten Platz in Brawl und Melee. Ich hoffe, dass du es noch zu OMD schaffst.
Rai'uz: Nice, dass du es noch zu SBiB geschafft hast. In den SOs brauch ich dir ja nicht viel schreiben, da wir ja sowieso in Kontakt stehen. :D
repus: Die Rückfahrt war ein bischen stressig, aber am Ende gings ja noch gut. Wir sollten beim nächsten Mal ein bischen besser planen.
RKO: You are the funniest guy I ever met. I love you #nohomo
Satanpuuuuuuu: Dude, your Sonic is amazing. If I had a bit more MU knowledge, I maybe could have done a bit more, but you wrecked me. Good games. :D
SdN: Ziemlich schwache Leitung, das kannst du besser.
Twomix: Schade, dass du deinen Controller verloren hast. Aber krass, wie du Wusi ge3stockt hast. Ich hoffe, man sieht sich mal wieder auf einem Turnier.
V-K: Das war eines der anstengensten Sets, die ich je gespielt habe. Aber ich habe meine Revanche für OMD bekommen. Good Games. :D
wusi: Glückwunsch zum 2. Platz in Mid-Tiers und zum 7. Platz in Brawl Singles.
Znarfo: Endlich habe ich dich auch mal persönlich kennen gelernt, hatte gar nicht mitbekommen, dass du auch auf der Confirmed-Liste standest und war total überrascht, als ich dich dann getroffen habe.

Feedback: Geiles Turnier. Besonders gut fand ich, dass an jedem Setup ein Zettel lag, wo die erlaubten Stages draufstanden. Dass es keinen Stream gab, fand ich ein bischen enttäuschend, aber da kann man leider nichts machen. Ich habe sowieso nie auf dem Stream-Setup gespielt, was ich auch etwas schade fand.

Vermisst/Missing: Meine Memory-Card, wo meine Melee-Daten drauf sind, war weg, als ich meine Wii eingepack habe. Entweder wurde sie gestohlen oder jemand hat die rausgenommen und woanders hingepackt. Ich habe nie wirklich darauf geachtet, wie sie aussieht und mein Gedächtnis ist ****, aber ich denke, sie war blau und hatte auf der Vorderseite eine Beschriftung auf weißen Hintergrund. / My memory card with my melee data is gone. It was either stolen or someone took it out of my wii and put it somewhere else. I never closely looked at it, but if I recall correctly it is blue with labeling in front on a white background.

 

[Xiao-Xiao]

I <3 cyve and wusi

 

[Dr.Crow]

Special shoutouts for Ice who tried to kiss my girlfriend

It was a great tournament, thanks to everybody for that big moment.
Special thanks to Demna , Garrok : You were great, and i'm happy of my meetin with you!
And thanks to my teamates :Leon, Satanpuuuu, Felker RastaDragon and Eleanor for that epicdays with you!
Cya!

 

[Gardex]

Can we get at least the top 8 with character heads?

 

[~ Gheb ~]

1st cyve - Diddy / Marth
2nd quiK - ZSS
3rd Leon - Marth
4th Mr-R - Marth / ???
5th Lp - Diddy; vyQ - Falco
7th Greward - Olimar; wusi - Fox

 

[2Mixer]

(For the People here)
-LzR-: GG's in PM! Kirby is so free
fonso: GG's in Brawl Singles and Teams. Your Snake is good x)
Jebu: JEBUU! It was very funny with you man, glad to see you again x)
Leon: Marth too strong. Game2 was so close x( GG's in Brawl and thanks for the Tip!
Loota: Weird to see someone from the MK Community in RL haha
mmKALLL: GG's in Brawl Singles!
Mr-R: Your Shiek is too good for me! GG's in Midtier MAX , funny how youve turn down the lights x)
Nau: Your Lucario had impressed me.
RKO: DAYUM I WANT TO BESTEIGEN YOU! had very much fun with you guys saturday x) hopefully we meet us again!
Schwaaaa: GG's in Midtier Max! You are a good Player x)

 

[Gardex]

1st cyve - Diddy / Marth
2nd quiK - ZSS
3rd Leon - Marth
4th Mr-R - Marth / ???
5th Lp - Diddy; vyQ - Falco
7th Greward - Olimar; wusi - Fox

Goddamn it, Gheb, I said character heads, not text

also, these results are incredibly... European

 

[Eddy]

The Matches are uploaded! If you want to watch them check out this channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyPlayground/videos?shelf_id=0&sort=dd&view=0

 

[-LzR-]

This is a bit late, but I got to say the TO did so damn well. Being able to run like 10 tournaments almost at the same time while keeping things running and every tournament managed to run just fine. I would have preferred to have less events and more time to play friendlies, it would have allowed the TO to actually relax for a second too. But a damn good job there! I will try my best to emulate what I learned from there whenever I host something again.

 

[mmKALLL]

I'm under a month late! This is still relevant! And I have photos! Who doesn't like some good photos of Berlin! <3

So first off, I have to say that while I have mixed feelings about the trip, the tournament itself was a very pleasant experience. The venue was great, it was ran extremely well, the level of competition was pretty high, the setup calling worked great, etc. Even though it went late, I think Akuma managed to do well overall on the tournament any% speedrun, using a lot of energy just to manage the whole thing. Special thanks to L!va for housing us and providing the stream!

So Berlin itself was pretty ****ing cheap compared to Finland. Döner kebab was like the best thing ever, and it cost less than a third of a kebab here. The train system worked well and was pretty easy to figure out even though I got fined lol, and some of the places we visited were really awesome. More below.

• Akuma: Good **** on making a huge tournament like this work out.

• -LzR-: "Shiit! Remember it!"

• eleanorvonclere: Double Marth was fun - work on dealing with pressure and you'll do fine

• Faust: Your name is so misleading D: But at least there's this.

• Ice: Dat Fox techskill yo! Amazing stuff :D

• Jebu: The trip was pretty döner/5

• L!ver: You're awesome, man! Hopefully we'll meet again in Comeback II, whenever that is! :D

• Loota: When's Comeback II? (goo)

• mmKALLL: pls try next time

• Mr-R: You were pretty chill, good luck with becoming pro at both Smash and SF!

• Schwaalaalaa: joujoujj ja höhöö ja beckerei die läckerei & cafe

• Tsunayoshi: Thanks for teaching me, I feel like I got a lot out of it

• Twomix: Your Kirby was legit, GGs.

WTF why doesn't SWF allow full images in spoilers lol
Oh well, here they are, unspoilered </3

This is the first thing we saw when coming from the plane. Zoll Customs. Berlin apparently exists in a different timespace from Finland's (27pm), seeing how the Zoll people are here. Don't try to resist, you'll just make it harder on yourself.

Gibbb Gummmmi pls gibb'z mirr!! These sound really funny to Finnish ears <3 So orange. After being confounded with the phonetics of German, we headed to the supermarket and found..

This piece of meat that would cost at least 15 euros in Finland, and..

The best-named lemonade ever. Schwip Schwap! What would rhyme better than Schwip Schwap! They didn't manage to get into my head though, since I didn't succumb to their phonetic mastery and avoided purchasing a bottle.

One liter for 40 cents? Whoa. In finland you're hard pressed to find lemonade for under 1€/L, and Pepsi is waay more expensive.

Kolaa kustu oranssiksi. Maken järki. This must be the most horrible lemonade ever, judging from empirical studies, and it's sold in 2 litre packs? People must be out of their minds to buy this ****.

Continuing on the lemonade line, this was straight and simple. The faces are extremely artistic and stuff, obviously. Such funny, very wow.

NATURAL* BRAIN POWER!!! ZUCKERFREI! (*includes just 9001 synthetics)

Super K.

Feikkauksen jokeri on uudistunut. We went into this casino with the weirdest of policies ever. Firstly you couldn't get in unless you waited for two minutes in front of the door. Then you had to prove your age but of course a passport was just barely enough. Then you had to wait 10 minutes for the machine to convert your money into "tokens" and then watch them disappear in around 2 frames. At least there was this game with the coolest of names:

Yup, this game shares its name with the legendary™ Faust.

We saw a Watchtower while going to purchase an air pump. There's too much similarity for it to be a coincidence. That wasn't all, though:

Auto-Herrmann! What a name!

And a close-up of the aforementioned hermanni: dayum!

This place was even worse than Chiba, and I thought that Chiba was the most depressing looking place ever. I can't believe this scenery was within a kilometer from L!va's awesome place, but such is the craziness of Berlin.

Are "tricksters" really such a huge problem in Berlin? The word choice is fairly questionable as well, seeing how this is obviously aimed at foreigners.

Then there was this place, but I wasn't able to deal properly with the bright background. Not mentioning the lack of focus in many of these pictures, this really goes to show what a crappy photographer I am lol.

After all that, we headed to the beautiful Zoologischer Garten. What a great piece of "untouched" forest this was! <3

Except that the water looked like this. Yes, it's water, and no, it went on for almost the whole lenght of the zoo.

We didn't actually go inside the zoo but saw quite a bit anyway. It's almost like this kebab-animal is eating the plant on the foreground #pro-photos

There was this thing too. Wtf seriously.

This was pretty neat though, except that the elevator closed 10 minutes before we arrived. It was pretty neat though.

I want one of these now Kappa

Setting up frameperfect unblockables on cars, ggs berlin

HURR DURR IMMAH A FISH HURR HURR

DURR DURR IMMAH PLAY YOUR POKEYMANS HURR

The marvelous Stonerfish. It's pretty stoned, just look at the eyes lol.

HURR HURR I AM ART HURR

This place was pretty big though. I have no idea why the trains went from the top floor but by now I knew better than to question the sanity of it all.

Ritter's advertisement was pretty successful though, judging by how I chose to take a picture of this thing. t'was cool

I highly doubt they sell the Pandora here ;___;

Buy one get one. What a deal!

This scenery will forever remain in my heart <3 Dunkin' Donuts and Döner Kebap are the biggest reasons to come here again, but they definitely are very good reasons!