Describe a video game very badly

[LAA9000]

A game I've seen on other forums, such as Zelda Universe.

Just sum up a game in the worst way you possibly can, but don't say what game it is. That's up to the viewers to figure out (if you want to say what game you think it is, preferably quote the original description). You can post your own description anytime.

I'll start with a pretty obvious one:
Inordinately tall mum tells retired plumber to fling himself across the universe repeatedly so he can beat up an immortal turtle, then ends up accidentally destroying and re-creating the entire universe.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Super Mario Galaxy.

Give up your life savings to use people that the Smash fanbase hates in order to complete battles.

 

[LAA9000]

Give up your life savings to use people that the Smash fanbase hates in order to complete battles.

Fire Emblem Heroes.

Perform awful renditions of your favourite public domain music pieces by flinging your arm around and wondering why half your movements weren't picked up.

 

[Cadillac]

I... don't know.

A small bug teams up with its hot half sister to defeat the evil goddess dwelling in its sibling's head.

 

[LAA9000]

I... don't know.

It was Wii Music.

A small bug teams up with its hot half sister to defeat the evil goddess dwelling in its sibling's head.

I don't know this one either. Next person keep guessing.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Is it Hollow Knight?

Use a plastic intrument to shatter your fingers on the infamous song made by a British metal band.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Guitar Hero

Beloved family-friendly video game characters beat up children and dogs

 

[Brindor]

Smash Bros?

Have horrible puzzle like nightmares as you try and manage a love triangle in your day to day life

 

[smashfan666]

that could be any dating sim/VN ever, but i'monna guess Catherine.

stop evil tank and his army of planes from using an ancient terramorphing ship to destroy the earth

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Brindor correct!

A Transformers game.

Cannibalistic ball fights supernatural horrors.

 

[OnyanRings]

Brindor correct!

A Transformers game.

Cannibalistic ball fights supernatural horrors.

Every Kirby game.

Strange yellow child saves the universe.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

OnyanRings nope, Pac-Man

Undertale?

Cute little girl ****s tha police.

 

[Cadillac]

Is it Hollow Knight?

Use a plastic intrument to shatter your fingers on the infamous song made by a British metal band.

You are correct.
Next person, ignore me and keep guessing.

 

[snowgolem]

I actually have no idea. A few characters come to mind with ‘cute little girl’ but the rest of the description screws up my brain. Wasn’t there a game where Samus was young?
Are there police in Metroid games??

I’m gonna stop guessing and give my description
A young man is put in charge of a case of serial kidnappings, and has to travel across the world several times to stop the man who ordered the kidnappings.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

...Ace Attorney? Yeah I got nothing, here.

A sea creature must stop evil robots from taking over the ocean while collecting golden kitchen utensils to progress.

 

[snowgolem]

...Ace Attorney? Yeah I got nothing, here.

A sea creature must stop evil robots from taking over the ocean while collecting golden kitchen utensils to progress.

I think we may actually be talking about the same game.
Let me give another hint to help you out. The young man feels obligated to taking this case because his own sister was a victim of the serial kidnappings. He later finds out that all of the kidnappings were meant for one person, and anyone who looked similar were abducted and taken to the mastermind behind it all. It’s a Nintendo game.
My main guess is the game I picked, and I don’t want to reveal it that quick, so I’m not gonna share just yet

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

snowgolem nope, Drill Dozer.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I think we may actually be talking about the same game.
Let me give another hint to help you out. The young man feels obligated to taking this case because his own sister was a victim of the serial kidnappings. He later finds out that all of the kidnappings were meant for one person, and anyone who looked similar were abducted and taken to the mastermind behind it all. It’s a Nintendo game.
My main guess is the game I picked, and I don’t want to reveal it that quick, so I’m not gonna share just yet

...Nope. There's no way we're talking about the same game because I was describing is a Spongebob game lol. I might know which game you're actually talking about, but I couldn't name it off the top of my head.

Uh, guess I should probably continue from here, so here's another bad video game description:

Sentient paint tries to restore the color spectrum to the world after it's taken over by Communist ink blots.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sentient paint tries to restore the color spectrum to the world after it's taken over by Communist ink blots.

... Paper Mario: Color Splash?

Chocolates having fun at the beach.

 

[LAA9000]

Chocolates having fun at the beach.

Seems like nobody's getting this.
The only game I know of with chocolates having fun is M&Ms Kart Racing, but it likely isn't that. Please correct me.

Portal with octopuses.
(I'm cheating a bit as this is DLC, not a full game, but it has separate Metacritic ratings to its base game so it could be considered its own thing? I still call it DLC, though)

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion.

Also, you got it wrong The Stoopid Unikorn , it was De Blob, but I can understand since it's an obscure property.

Critter keeps getting splinters, just because he wants to collect jewelry and get laid.

 

[Mamboo07]

Don't know that one.

A smol pink round baby who can copy abilities and defeats a big thicc hammer wielding penguin who later becomes a good guy

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Gee. I wonder what that could possibly be. it's kirby, duh. Also at least try to answer the previous description.

Game about preventing a mass-suicide among creatures that look nothing like their namesake.

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

I thought I had gotten it right. Also, Lemmings.

Alright, something less obvious: Scientist solves the world's pollution problem, only for him to steal the world while everyone's on vacation, so they send ninjas to punish him.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The only game I know of with chocolates having fun is M&Ms Kart Racing, but it likely isn't that. Please correct me.

Correcting you would be giving away the answer. However, I will say you are very close.

Alright, something less obvious: Scientist solves the world's pollution problem, only for him to steal the world while everyone's on vacation, so they send ninjas to punish him.

... Overwatch?

 

[Phoenix Douchebag]

Castlevania.

Conan the Barbarian steals Indiana Jone's bullwhip and raids Dracula's Castle.................

.........im bad at this.

EDIT: Im a moron, Sorry.

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Correcting you would be giving away the answer. However, I will say you are very close.


... Overwatch?

Okay, I'll give a hint: it's a SNES game by Atlus.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Okay, I'll give a hint: it's a SNES game by Atlus.

Shin Megami Tensei?

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Shin Megami Tensei?

Nah, I'll give another hint: it never came out in Japan.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm not particularly familiar with many Atlus games...Uhh, Bonk?

Lagomorphs kidnap limbless man and force him to participate in a variety of competitive games for their amusement.

 

[CosmicThunder]

Rayman or Rabbids?

"A low-key psychotic ubermensch and his friends pilot giant robots to fight a totalitarian regime run by worshippers of a man-made god, which ultimately culminates in his contact with the true creator and a subsequent metaphysical validation of love, self-affirmation, personal responsibility, and humanity's innate ability to alter reality"

-fidormula from GameFAQs

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Xenogears, I guess.

I'm not particularly familiar with many Atlus games...Uhh, Bonk?

Lagomorphs kidnap limbless man and force him to participate in a variety of competitive games for their amusement.

No, one final hint, it's similar to Strider.

 

[Deleted member]

Osman?

Photographer breaks into mall to discover an apocalypse and comes across clowns and mad store owners as well

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Dead Rising.

Rayman or Rabbids?

Bingo. It's the original Rayman Raving Rabbids, so close enough.

Multiplayer online FPS game except it looks like a gory Pixar movie.

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Osman?

Fine, I'll say what it is.

Spoiler

Run Saber

Dead Rising.



Bingo. It's the original Rayman Raving Rabbids, so close enough.

Multiplayer online FPS game except it looks like a gory Pixar movie.

Team Fortress 2.

Greedy man discovers a treasure that's really a creature of eldritch lore and it destroys his home, only for him to beat the stuffing out of it.

 

[WaddleKing]

Wario World I'm guessing.

Imp boy wants to rule over hell and gets help from another devil, a penguin army and an angel to do so.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Disgaea?

Team Fortress 2.

Bingo!

Science experiment goes wrong and causes the world to get invaded by aliens, and an absurdly athletic scientist finds himself running through the whole facility trying to stop it.

 

[LAA9000]

Science experiment goes wrong and causes the world to get invaded by aliens, and an absurdly athletic scientist finds himself running through the whole facility trying to stop it.

Half-Life.

Power goes out at local art museum, delusional man says 'screw it' and suffers severe whiplash for 6 minutes.

 

[RetrogamerMax]

Half-Life.

Power goes out at local art museum, delusional man says 'screw it' and suffers severe whiplash for 6 minutes.

Edit: I don't know.

I'll reference two games, guess what they're:

Game 1: Slice, run, slice, get in giant robot, slice again.

Game 2: Hey Jimbo, I want you to go on a easter egg hunt and collect all this ****. I will watch you while you collect the ****. I would help you, but I'm too lazy as hell so go do it yourself Jimbo. Now one of the things I want you to do is do a hoverboard flip over a space ship while trying to catch a billion coins in midair as well as sliding on the side of canyon collecting over another billion coins and try not to fall to your death in deep space. Can you do that Jimbo?

 

[LAA9000]

I'll reference two games, guess what they're:

Game 1: Slice, run, slice, get in giant robot, slice again.

Game 2: Hey Jimbo, I want you to go on a easter egg hunt and collect all this ****. I will watch you while you collect the ****. I would help you, but I'm too lazy as hell so go do it yourself Jimbo. Now one of the things I want you to do is do a hoverboard flip over a space ship while trying to catch a billion coins in midair as well as sliding on the side of canyon collecting over another billion coins and try not to fall to your death in deep space. Can you do that Jimbo?

You're supposed to try and answer the previous description before posting your own ones.

Next person keep guessing. We now have three descriptions, so quote the one you're responding to.