I come to you humbled and broken. Shamed...yet encouraged. As if invigorated by a Rare Candy of some sort.
As many of you know, a new tier list was recently revealed today. Now, let us be honest...we all knew that both Sonic and Pokemon Trainer would stay in "low" tier, narrowly escaping the clutches of "bottom" tier, otherwise known as the "Lord Meta Knight, have mercy on our souls for we do not deserve to coexist in your game" tier.
Pokemon Trainer and Sonic have quite a bit in common...a lack of advantageous matchups but an abundance of neutral and slightly disadvantageous matchups. A high learning curve. Dedicated followings. And now, these two characters have been placed next to each other in the official SBR-B tier list!
F Tier
Mario 4.56
Lucas 4.50
Ness 4.50
Samus 4.41
Sonic 4.16
Pokémon Trainer 3.94
Yoshi 3.66
Ah, yes, it is as if these characters are created to complement each other, hand in hand, so to speak. But wait...what is this? Let us take a closer look at the characters that are positioned on higher ground in F Tier. I leave it up to you Sonics to create an affectionate nickname for our home for at least the next 6 months, and likely for the rest of eternity.
Mario. You know, Mario seems like a solid, if eternally underrated character in Smash Bros. But top of F Tier is a very enviable position...it means you are almost better than the worst characters in the game. Almost.
The Mother boys. They polled the same exact score. I believe the SBR-B was confused as to which name went with which character, so they played it safe. Fair enough, they both have big black eyes, big round heads, abnormally big feet, and some kind of weird witchcraft attacks. Actually, just pretend that there are only 6 spots in F Tier, and Lucas/Ness are just one character.
Samus. She can make herself practically naked.
Yoshi can go ffffffff itself, that character's mains are almost as annoying as...
...well nevermind.
Anyway, how do Sonic and PT stack up against their fellow FFFFFFFFFF tier companions? Well, when we get down as low as FU tier, no one knows what the **** they are talking about unless they main a character there. And those mains have no idea what the **** they are talking about when they look at the other eFFers. So we look toward the most unbiased (yet still flawed) tool we have.
Tourney results.
Champions of Justice in a Golden, Super Saiyan-like Aura (the font color text tells me it's "orange" but just play along)
Failure in Not Gold
Fall 2008
S: Meta Knight
A: Snake, King Dedede
B: (Falco, Marth), (Mr. Game & Watch, Wario), Lucario, (Diddy Kong, Olimar), ROB
C: Kirby, (Wolf, Peach), Pikachu, (Ice Climbers, Donkey Kong), Sonic, Zero Suit Samus
D: (Bowser, Zelda/Sheik, Toon Link, Ike, Luigi, Pit), Fox
E: (Ness, Yoshi, Mario), Pokémon Trainer, (Link, Captain Falcon), (Lucas, Samus), Jigglypuff, Ganondorf
August/September 2008
*: Meta Knight
S: Snake
A: (Wario, King Dedede), (Falco, Mr. Game & Watch)
B: Marth, (Lucario, ROB, Diddy Kong), (Kirby, Pikachu, Olimar, Peach)
C: Wolf, (Pit, Donkey Kong), Ice Climbers
D: Zero Suit Samus, Toon Link, (Pokémon Trainer, Sonic, Luigi, Zelda/Sheik), Fox, Mario
E: (Bowser, Sheik, Yoshi, Zelda, Link, Ike, Ness), Samus, (Jigglypuff, Lucas), (Ganondorf, Captain Falcon)
July/August 2008
S: Meta Knight, Snake
A: Wario, (King Dedede, Falco, Mr. Game & Watch), Marth
B: (Lucario, ROB, Diddy Kong), (Donkey Kong, Kirby)
C: (Peach, Pikachu), (Olimar, Wolf), (Ice Climbers, Pit), Zero Suit Samus
D: Fox, Ike, (Sonic, Lucas, Pokémon Trainer, ZeldaSheik)
E: (Toon Link, Jigglypuff, Mario, Zelda), (Luigi, Sheik, Link, Ness, Bowser, Yoshi, Samus), (Ganondorf, Captain Falcon)
Numbers do not lie, my brothers, regardless of however million Sonics are entering tournaments.
And so, I extend an offer. An offer to form an alliance. We will show all that we are not to be trifled with.
Obviously I call position of "SUPREME COMMANDANTE OF ZE SONIC/TRAINER ALLIANCE AIMING TO DESTROY ALL FFFFFFFF TIER COMPETITION" (name subject to change) cuz it was my idea (
) but I will need a right hand man to help me guide this new allegiance of justice.
If you choose to accept, of course. Deliberate and take all the time needed. Our dominance can wait.
Also I haven't slept in 24 hours so hey I might not even remember this even happened in a few hours. Just a heads up steak heads. [/pre johns]
As many of you know, a new tier list was recently revealed today. Now, let us be honest...we all knew that both Sonic and Pokemon Trainer would stay in "low" tier, narrowly escaping the clutches of "bottom" tier, otherwise known as the "Lord Meta Knight, have mercy on our souls for we do not deserve to coexist in your game" tier.
Pokemon Trainer and Sonic have quite a bit in common...a lack of advantageous matchups but an abundance of neutral and slightly disadvantageous matchups. A high learning curve. Dedicated followings. And now, these two characters have been placed next to each other in the official SBR-B tier list!
F Tier
Mario 4.56
Lucas 4.50
Ness 4.50
Samus 4.41
Sonic 4.16
Pokémon Trainer 3.94
Yoshi 3.66
Ah, yes, it is as if these characters are created to complement each other, hand in hand, so to speak. But wait...what is this? Let us take a closer look at the characters that are positioned on higher ground in F Tier. I leave it up to you Sonics to create an affectionate nickname for our home for at least the next 6 months, and likely for the rest of eternity.
Mario. You know, Mario seems like a solid, if eternally underrated character in Smash Bros. But top of F Tier is a very enviable position...it means you are almost better than the worst characters in the game. Almost.
The Mother boys. They polled the same exact score. I believe the SBR-B was confused as to which name went with which character, so they played it safe. Fair enough, they both have big black eyes, big round heads, abnormally big feet, and some kind of weird witchcraft attacks. Actually, just pretend that there are only 6 spots in F Tier, and Lucas/Ness are just one character.
Samus. She can make herself practically naked.
Yoshi can go ffffffff itself, that character's mains are almost as annoying as...
...well nevermind.
Anyway, how do Sonic and PT stack up against their fellow FFFFFFFFFF tier companions? Well, when we get down as low as FU tier, no one knows what the **** they are talking about unless they main a character there. And those mains have no idea what the **** they are talking about when they look at the other eFFers. So we look toward the most unbiased (yet still flawed) tool we have.
Tourney results.
Champions of Justice in a Golden, Super Saiyan-like Aura (the font color text tells me it's "orange" but just play along)
Failure in Not Gold
Fall 2008
S: Meta Knight
A: Snake, King Dedede
B: (Falco, Marth), (Mr. Game & Watch, Wario), Lucario, (Diddy Kong, Olimar), ROB
C: Kirby, (Wolf, Peach), Pikachu, (Ice Climbers, Donkey Kong), Sonic, Zero Suit Samus
D: (Bowser, Zelda/Sheik, Toon Link, Ike, Luigi, Pit), Fox
E: (Ness, Yoshi, Mario), Pokémon Trainer, (Link, Captain Falcon), (Lucas, Samus), Jigglypuff, Ganondorf
August/September 2008
*: Meta Knight
S: Snake
A: (Wario, King Dedede), (Falco, Mr. Game & Watch)
B: Marth, (Lucario, ROB, Diddy Kong), (Kirby, Pikachu, Olimar, Peach)
C: Wolf, (Pit, Donkey Kong), Ice Climbers
D: Zero Suit Samus, Toon Link, (Pokémon Trainer, Sonic, Luigi, Zelda/Sheik), Fox, Mario
E: (Bowser, Sheik, Yoshi, Zelda, Link, Ike, Ness), Samus, (Jigglypuff, Lucas), (Ganondorf, Captain Falcon)
July/August 2008
S: Meta Knight, Snake
A: Wario, (King Dedede, Falco, Mr. Game & Watch), Marth
B: (Lucario, ROB, Diddy Kong), (Donkey Kong, Kirby)
C: (Peach, Pikachu), (Olimar, Wolf), (Ice Climbers, Pit), Zero Suit Samus
D: Fox, Ike, (Sonic, Lucas, Pokémon Trainer, ZeldaSheik)
E: (Toon Link, Jigglypuff, Mario, Zelda), (Luigi, Sheik, Link, Ness, Bowser, Yoshi, Samus), (Ganondorf, Captain Falcon)
Numbers do not lie, my brothers, regardless of however million Sonics are entering tournaments.
And so, I extend an offer. An offer to form an alliance. We will show all that we are not to be trifled with.
Obviously I call position of "SUPREME COMMANDANTE OF ZE SONIC/TRAINER ALLIANCE AIMING TO DESTROY ALL FFFFFFFF TIER COMPETITION" (name subject to change) cuz it was my idea (

If you choose to accept, of course. Deliberate and take all the time needed. Our dominance can wait.
Also I haven't slept in 24 hours so hey I might not even remember this even happened in a few hours. Just a heads up steak heads. [/pre johns]