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Corrupt-a-wish!

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Granted, but they're possessed and are trying to kill you.





Tetris is a puzzle game, and it got a battle royale...
I wish that Captain Toad (another puzzle game) will get a battle royale.
 

KingofPhantoms

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Granted, but it's overshadowed by other films and it never receives the recognition it deserves.

I wish General Grievous in the 2008 Clone Wars show was portrayed more like how he was in the 2003 Clone Wars show.
 

AirMac1

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Granted, but he sounds like Patrick Star.

I wish that the Joey spinoff of Friends was more successful
 
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granted, but it gets one more episode and then ends. it was a crap last episode. (hey, it got one more episode, I think that means it was more successful)




I wish that I don't end the world every time I dived 0 by 0 .
 

Manonymous

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The world isn't actually destroying itself, because with 0/0 you have infinite answers, which don't break the world, but can actually make your head hurts and, if you're really weak, even make it explode. So, your wish cannot be granted.


I wish that I was less lazy.
 

Champion of Hyrule

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Granted but you fix every little mistake and everyone hates you for it.

I wish Mii fighters were better characters so I could actually be good at characters like Waluigi and Batman or whatever
 

AirMac1

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Granted but you fix every little mistake and everyone hates you for it.

I wish Mii fighters were better characters so I could actually be good at characters like Waluigi and Batman or whatever
Granted, but a Daniel Bryan Mii always mocks you, and says that “you don’t deserve to play smash!”

I wish that Zack Ryder joined AEW.
 

Digital Hazard

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Granted, but she's a censored png that just slides around the screen attacking.

I wish for Shovel Knight, Plague Knight, Specter Knight and King Knight to be playable in Smash-
 

KneeOfJustice99

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Granted. Min Min has a well-designed moveset in Smash. In fact, it's too well designed. So well designed that nearly all of the development time went toward making her moveset perfect, absolutely flawless. Every single frame, every texture, every single value associated with Min Min is flawless, a true masterclass in design, never seen before in video game history, and likely never replicated.

It's only on the day before release that the issues sink in. No other character in the game has, as of yet, been designed. Masahiro Sakurai has gone missing under mysterious circumstances, and the members of HAL are overworked to the point of delirium. Even the help of Bandai-Namco hasn't been much use, given the sheer amount of development into Min Min's moveset has taken so many manhours that all Namco games for the next three years will have to be delayed. Concerns have been risen about the extent to how much the workers have been punished - some haven't seen their family in close to two years.

The rest of the game, rushed and unpolished, is released with Spring Man, Ninjara and Spring Man (from Mega Man 7) as echo fighters, but they're rushed. Every aspect of the game is a buggy, near-unplayable mess. The music is missing, characters will clip through the stage, and the game is critically panned, even ridiculed for being a horrible experience. Min Min's flawless, wonderful masterclass in design is never even noticed by the reviewers, and goes forgotten.

Super Smash Bros., as an IP, has taken a hit so huge that it'll never recover... and it never does. Nintendo outright refuses any form of crossover in the future - characters like Donkey Kong and Yoshi are removed from Mario Kart titles, Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is taken off the shelves in disgrace... and other companies take note. Square, horrified at the desecration of their beloved IPs, choose never to make a Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or Kingdom Hearts game again. Capcom lay off every single one of their employees. Konami finally becomes an exclusive pachinko developer.

Of course... this affects other games too. Nintendo, horrified at the desecration of their IP, go nuclear on every upload of their content, every fan game, and completely nuke all non-official Nintendo content from the Internet. Games like Rivals of Aether, Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl and the upcoming MultiVersus cease development, realising that fighting games have forever been tarnished by this legacy. Companies like Arc System Works and SNK completely go out of business overnight.

10 years pass. Nintendo's draconian practices have finally forced it out of business. The video game market as a whole has been in freefall since the fateful day of Min Min's launch, and with Sony and Microsoft having pulled out years ago, the death of Nintendo marks an end to consoles. Indie developers have all but vanished - gaming as a whole has regressed to a state almost as niche as radio. Characters like Mario are still remembered, but not as icons... but as remnants of a lost era. Copyright law has, in the past decade, decended into chaos. Sites like YouTube have been all but obliterated by companies like Nintendo in their panic to save themselves... but all for nothing. The internet as a whole is a shell of its former self - social media sites crawling with bots and advertisements, a paradise for companies... but not for users. It's quiet, except for the hum of thousands of servers, holding sites without users. Crazes like NFTs, like Cryptocurrency... don't happen anymore. The internet is quieter than it was even in the early 1990s, only used by the occasional nerd to tinker with over the weekend.

Min Min is perfectly designed. Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people laboured for years on every single frame, every pixel, every single remotely-related aspect of her design. She's flawless, perfect... beautiful. In 100 years time, people will look back and see Min Min as a masterclass of not only design, but of the limits of human ingenuity... but was it worth it?

15 years after Min Min's release, a young boy comes across a website on his father's computer. An old, aged forum full of characters and names he... doesn't recognise. The site is clearly disused - not a single user online. Discussion on this forum ended... years ago. It's almost as though it itself is the last remnant of something that was once great, something that people adored... yet now, the child was confused. He clicks away from the browser, not knowing that he would be the last user of the forum. By chance, it was on that day when the domain name expired, being sold on to an unnamed company working from Shanghai. History had just been made, and ended, all in one fell swoop... Oh, and the website's name?... the name, was SmashBoards.

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I wish I had a comfier chair to sit on
 

KneeOfJustice99

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Granted, but the quality is terrible and it is immediately cancelled, making it real only as far as concept stages go.

I wish Smash Ultimate would get a Fighter Pass #3.
Granted. The only character in the pass is Alucard from Castlevania, but he's only playable if you have save data from the planned PS1 expansion to NSO, specifically of Symphony of the Night. However, due to the deal falling through, Alucard is never accessable.

I wish there was a beef flavor Pot Noodle
 

HyperSomari64

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Granted, but it's a cover made with a recorder

I wish a live-action remake of Shrek, and include TikTok Dances and outdated meme references.
 

AirMac1

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Granted, but they can’t do much since they’re just a floating head and hands.

I wish that Nintendo made a new professional wrestling game.
 

HyperSomari64

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Granted, but instead of the character from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, is Geralt of Rivia wearing a J-letter costume.

I wish Pac-Man had B-Sha as part of the Namco Roulette taunt
 

AirMac1

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Granted, but you can only play it on the HyperScan

I wish that there was a Metallica video game.
 

Digital Hazard

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Granted, but it's only the MCU again wth the X-Men nowhere to be seen.

I wish that Palutena's hair changed colors between alts.
 
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