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Cocaine Cowboys vs any crew in the MW

DYC

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alright strike that im cuttin ur **** off feedin it to phatgamer ( to be clear this time he will be eatin it) while ur crew watches and cries like little whiny *****es. then im gonna make u eat our ****. then you're gonna **** out that **** we eat that **** then u eat our **** which was composed of the **** we made you eat.
It's cool man. I don't need it anymore seeing as how I impregnated your mom.

My legacy is passed to yet another generation.

:phone:
 

Big_R

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the only cool thing in this thread is ur failing libido that couldnt possibly impregnate anyone and only mildy satisfy phat's savory tooth. as far as legacy is concerned it would simply be one of shame and the small notoriety of havin ur face on the local b dubs wall for eatin a couple of hot wings in a manner that could be described as sloth like you goonie mother ****er
 

DYC

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I believe the sin you were attempting to refer to in your burn was gluttony. If I was sloth I wouldn't even get out of the house to go to bdubs. Don't worry I'll make sure she gives the kid your last name so there is someone of worth in your family tree.

:phone:
 

Drephen

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haha ive never read big r trash talk before.

but stilllll gonna go with DYC winning this one.

the more i have to decipher, the less funny it is
 

Big_R

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haha it was sloth as in the goonies the movie. its not hard to decipher i said it a couple words later. im not referencing sins... jesus.

anyways this will all be truly settled in due time. until then dyc can fantasize about havin sex with my mother, who has been physically incapable of bearing children many moons now, as it will surely be his only chance at a decent family life

but drew has passed judgement so the trash talk MUST be over.

see u at fc bois coke off strippers backs till we die 1 love
 

Big_R

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yeah thank you for injecting some fun into the mw these new school bois.... no personality. goods hit haha
 

RFrizzle

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Bout to take your Puff to brown town DYC, don't step in the magic treehouse if you don't wanna get butt****ed in civil war era South Carolina.
 

Phatgamer1

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Trail, I hate to say it, but you're probably more washed up than Tink is. And he's better looking. Bet I take the first stock from your scrubalicious **** smack of a character, and when I do, i'll just unplug my controller and get myself something to eat. Oh, and BigR, you can go ahead and get that Taco Bell ready for me...#6 with chicken, no lettuce and a Baja Blast for the drink. Oh and don't forget my cinnamon twists either. *****es.

How's that for heart and balls?
 

Big_R

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who the *** is jtk and bring it. also ur mchenry crew changes all the time get it together... unless jtk somehow is don cheadle
 

The Good Doctor

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who the *** is jtk and bring it. also ur mchenry crew changes all the time get it together... unless jtk somehow is don cheadle
JTK is the next best player in the MW to Vro.
The kid is amazing, he just doesn't care about winning tournaments.
He is kinda Cunning status around here.
 

Big_R

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so u kicked don cheadle out huh? that's ok your disloyalty shows your true colors and innate weakness. plus u got too many falcons and we got too many jukes ley go
 

The Good Doctor

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Cheato no longer lives in McHenry county, so I didn't include him. Also ask the R brothers and Chris, JTK is the real deal.
 

Big_R

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lol @ ppl sayin kc goin in when phat's post was basically just admittin he's gonna get 3 stocked and eat some free food.

and new kid i will jack knife power bomb you thru a set up come fc **** a crew battle
 

BigD!!!

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bumpin this for real since i saw that matt has backed out of fc and the good doctor is even a maybe, that crew wont even step up to the plate

who wants some at fc, lets see it
 

Big_R

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^^ pro bump kc seems to have the only potential but how am i sposed to battle a crew who i luv so much there's no fun if there's no real hate. i rly hate those ***** twins so that woulda been EZ
 

Big_R

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lol kel ur stoned. gunpunch in their prime would get fuked up u bois wouldnt stand a chance. go to fc lets put that money down yeahhhh
 

BigD!!!

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I think its pretty clear that I understood that in my post

Hence why somebody else needs to step it up and be a challenge

:phone:
 

Big_R

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and if ur talkin to me i was backing up big d and said WOULD be easy on account of the hate, realizing thru bigd that the one twin who was goin was backing out. good doctor, bad reader guy

dont patronize the kowbois

WE BAK


one more post till i retire from smashboards!!!
 
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