Bowser Sucks?

[Garlic Wonder]

I mean, think about it, Bowser is the third worst character in the game, almost no one picks him, and he is the slowest and heaviest character too, and whenever I see someone pick Bowser, they always get destroyed by almost everyone, mostly Fox's and Falco's.

But really, does Bowser suck or what?

 

[James N.]

 

[Garlic Wonder]

Next time, actually write a reply instead of putting a Pokémon, "Bowser",

 

[James N.]

I'm not gonna explain it.

 

[EddyBearr]

If he catches an item like a turnip, it takes bowser about 185 frames to throw it.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

If he catches an item like a turnip, it takes bowser about 185 frames to throw it.

Because he is slow and fat. The only people who choice Bowser are Gimpyfish and DJ-Nintendo, and they both frequently use his Up B a lot since it has invincibility.

 

[EddyBearr]

Because he is slow and fat. The only people who choice Bowser are Gimpyfish and DJ-Nintendo, and they both frequently use his Up B a lot since it has invincibility.

It takes bowser 15 frames, not counting air time, to attempt to tomahawk an opponent. It is suffice to say that he does not have that option.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

You know, maybe Bowser isn't as bad as others like Pichu, who hurts itself.

 

[EddyBearr]

You know, maybe Bowser isn't as bad as others like Pichu, who hurts itself.

Pichu's tomahawk, excluding air time, has 6 frames of commitment, particularly with 2 frames less normal landing lag than every other character besides DK/Ganon (3 frames less) and Bowser (4 frames less.) Pichu, effectively, has the best tomahawk in the game.

 

[gmBottles]

Pichu's tomahawk, excluding air time, has 6 frames of commitment, particularly with 2 frames less normal landing lag than every other character besides DK/Ganon (3 frames less) and Bowser (4 frames less.) Pichu, effectively, has the best tomahawk in the game.

I mean sure, you can argue about it like that by just pointing out one thing better about a character. I guess Pichu is better than Pikachu too since Pichu has a walljump and Pikachu doesn't.

But yeah Bowser is just bad. I still think he's super fun, but I play tons of low tiers so I may biased about the whole "fun" part.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

Is Mewtwo the worst character or Kirby?

 

[James N.]

someone please close this thread

 

[EddyBearr]

Is Mewtwo the worst character or Kirby?

Bowser, obviously. Kirby has a winning matchup on both Bowser and probably Mewtwo, and Mewtwo has a teleport.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

Bowser has never won a melee tournament right?

Do correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

someone please close this thread

For once, I agree, this is getting pointless.

 

[James N.]

For once, I agree, this is getting pointless.

...You're the one who created the thread. I've looked at the other topics you've made and they're all equally terrible. Just stop posting for awhile.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

Sure James. Sorry for making fun of your favorite character.

 

[NotLightningRunner]

If wario is viable bowser is viable

 

[gmBottles]

If wario is viable bowser is viable

Wario is so unviable that he isn't even in the game.

 

[NotLightningRunner]

Wario is so unviable that he isn't even in the game.

Oh my goodness

 

[Spak]

Bowser has never won a melee tournament right?

Do correct me if I'm wrong.

DJ Nintendo or Gimpyfish may have at some point. If they didn't, it would have been REALLY early in Melee's history or at a small weekly. It's probably happened at some point because multiple tournaments happen every day.

 

[EddyBearr]

North Carolina apparently played a lot of Bowser in 2007.

 

[Garlic Wonder]

Where's a moderator when you need him?