Attention Peons

[Strong Badam]

SMASHBOARDS - Earlier this morning, Smashboards staff received a mysterious email from an anonymous source which stated that secret tips to easily defeat Diddy Kong were inside the attachment. Upon clicking on the "yeaboi.zip" attachment, the Smashboards website code was replaced by Icy Hot advertisements and Gold Bond free samples. After hours of examining this, the Smashboards Admins can now confirm that Smashboards has been taken over by none other than NBA All Star and straight up baller, Shaquille O'Neal.

Shaq's demands are simple. Every user's avatars and postbit mains must be "Shaqified" for the remainder of the day. Failure to comply will result in a Shaq Attaq Infraqtion to said user. If the day goes by smoothly and Shaq goes 5 for 5 in free throws later this afternoon, he will leave the court and return Smashboards back to the way it was.

Smashboards Admins are currently trying to contact Aaron Carter to deal with Shaq for us, but it's looking bleak. For now, please continue to enjoy the forums and discussions as usual. Shaq will be popping in every now and then to make sure the site is a slam dunk.

Welcome to Shaqboards.

 

[Spirst]

NO PLAYA HATIN

 

[Deleted member]

Welp.

For this day only I guess I'm worshipping Shaq instead of Nah.

 

[Mikkelmann]

smashboards wai do you do dis?

 

[Keefer]

We dribblin nao boyz

 

[pixelatedcody]

10/10

 

[D_D]

I was wondering what was going on because I was reading a sheik thread and I thought it was a crappy pun/inside joke (sheik/shaq sort of similar I guess) looked at front page and saw this and lol'd

 

[ZSaberLink]

Hahaha this is pretty funny.

 

[Katakiri]

This needs to stay as a premium site skin.

 

[futilejoyrider]

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

I rate this 10/10 LOL


...But I wasn't surprised either way.
It was either this or Etika boards

But does Shaq have a twitter? Someone NEEDS to tweet this out to him LOL XD

Also, if you are going to do a April fools, make sure everything is in order when you do so

 

[Aunt Jemima]

SHAQ ATTAQ

 

[AEMehr]

we in here

 

[BaganSmashBros]

F*** ye all. No, thar be nothin' wrong with the capt'n, but i can't impersonate him! I just learned how t' talk like a pirate and now i be needin' t' learn how t' talk like capt'n Shaq.

 

[Geno Boost]

April fool

 

[Meredy]

I for one welcome our new Shaqian overlords.

 

[zanryo]

Shqa

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Move over Direct, this is REAL NEWS!!!

 

[Paper Maribro]

Is Shaq the Diddy hard counter we've all been looking for?

I'm for sure glad I've been maining Shaq since 3DS. I can't believe this character has been slept on for sooooooo long.

 

[Opossum]

When everyone inevitably takes Direct-Hype screenshots, it's gonna be pretty ballin'.

 

[Xiivi]

Shaq trailer incoming at the direct.

 

[PLATINUM7]

I for one welcome our new Shaq overlord.

Seriously, this is the greatest thing ever!

 

[Fancy]

Welp
better nerf Greninja

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

"ShaqFu Wii for U and 3DS"
"Fire Emblem x ShaqFu"
"ShaqFu Kart 8"
"ShaqFu's Woolly World"
"ShaqFutoon"
"Bayonetta x ShaqFu 2"
"Super ShaqFu 3D World"
"The Legend of ShaqFu: Ocarina of YeahBoi"
"ShaqFu Crossing: New Quarter"

We will see these in the Direct.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

"ShaqFu Wii for U and 3DS"
"Fire Emblem x ShaqFu"
"ShaqFu Kart 8"
"ShaqFu's Woolly World"
"ShaqFutoon"
"Bayonetta x ShaqFu 2"
"Super ShaqFu 3D World"
"The Legend of ShaqFu: Ocarina of YeahBoi"
"ShaqFu Crossing: New Quarter"

The Legend of ShaqFu: Shaq's Mask

 

[BaganSmashBros]

Guys, Shaq has been playable since Brawl! You just had to win a match against real Shaq to unlock him! He wasn't in previous games because they couldn't handle him.

 

[Johnny Heart Gold]

LOL what a weird prank

 

[Aunt Jemima]

My avatar is actually scaring me.

 

[Marshtomper]

Shaq fu 2 confirmed? Special edition comes with artsy omni style smash leak footage? Only an extra 500? *pre-orders it*

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Whelp, guess I can't do my original April Fools avatar...

 

[Marxally]

Best prank ever, I said.

 

[WeirdChillFever]

You should better Shaq these documents before opening them.

 

[Yugi]

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Shaq is baq.

 

[Delzethin]

Smashboards Admins are currently trying to contact Aaron Carter to deal with Shaq for us...

But will he make it back to the Batcave before Abraham Lincoln comes up from out of his grave?

 

[☆Jisatsu☆]

Whaddya mean you need a refund? Kazaam came out 16 years ago!

 

[Xinc]

Dammit Shaq.

 

[AirshBornely]

Wow...what a way to wake up to.

Also, petition to give me a better Shaq avatar.

 

[Protom]

seems legit

 

[Noiblade]

Hahah, jokes on you. I'm KEEPING my Shaq avatar.