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[Heartz♥]

No.

Do you believe in miracles?

 

[MPH Deku]

Sometimes.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

 

[UberMario]

No, you always have to double take at your love.

LOL Am I Right?

 

[Clownbot]

Maybe.

Why do I have a tendency to give ****ty answers?

 

[UberMario]

Because your quite the clown . . . . . . bot.

Did I just make a bad joke?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

The joke was 7331. As in, reverse of 1337. As in, bad. VERY VERY HORIBAD.


...............was that a bad joke as well?

 

[MPH Deku]

Yep.

Can we please stop making bad jokes?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Of course we can!

Can someone please give a good joke?

 

[UberMario]

Yes.

Why couldn't the giant fart in the tunnel?

Because the cut clearance was too low.

That was not bad was it?

 

[Elucifur]

...Cut clearance?

Were you born on the 215? 'cause that's where all the accidents happen.
(The 215 is a highway in Vegas where 192837135613084712 accidents happen.)

Was that one bad?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

At first I was like but then I .

Are you going to go see fireworks this Saturday?

 

[MPH Deku]

Yep. From behind my house.

Jealous?

 

[Elucifur]

If my friends decide to.

No, not really. I prefer to be at a park.

Are you going to play with fireworks?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yes.

Do you like music that goes, "LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!"?

 

[Elucifur]

Well, there's the Hamtaro ending song...
♫ Ya ya ya ya ya, ooh lalala
Ya ya ya ya , ooh la la ♫

Do you like songs that make you want to learn the full dance?

 

[Clownbot]

Hell no.

Why does Elucifur enjoy singing and Hamtaro so much?

 

[Elucifur]

1. I'm in band. I like music. I like dancing.
2. HAMTARO IS CUTE.

Why you crazy, Clownbot?

 

[Clownbot]

Oh, just because I buy Hamtaro DVDs just to start a bonfire with them, you think I'm crazy? Pshh.

Who's new avi is awesomer: mine or Luce's?

 

[Elucifur]

MINE. [/bias]

Why does my dad want ME to drive to California when I had just gotten my permit? I've never driven before.

 

[Clownbot]

It's all a conspiracy, maaann!

Are you prepared for the aliens?

 

[Elucifur]

Girl, I'm part of the aliens. -Z-snaps-I was born out of the country! Really, I was.

Where were you born? ON THE 215 WHERE ALL THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN?

 

[Clownbot]

Well, I was born in a cabin. A looooooong time ago. Four score and seven years ago, to be exact. In a galaxy far, far away...

Would you like me to continue?

 

[Elucifur]

Sure.

What is the alt code for ☆?

 

[Clownbot]

Now, pipe down, sonny, I'm tellin' ya mah story! *takes out pipe* Well, it was a cold winter evening in the month of June on planet K-PAX. There was a massive war occurring, and my father was commanding officer for the Pop Star Elite Forces, who were waging an epic battle with the Space Pirates. Meanwhile, my mother was at the hospital, having me, and on the very first day of my existence, my father met imprisonment at the hands of Kraid, infamous right-hand man of the Space Pirates, known for his destruction of Japan in the year 2XXX.

And THAT, my dear good boy, is where babies come from.

But no, I don't know the alt code for that.

Would you have preferred that I not post that?

 

[Elucifur]

I like it. I just wish that your father wasn't fighting Space Pirates, but something cooler instead.

What if you were a Mimedroid?

 

[Clownbot]

My avatar would be inverted, my posts would be in spoiler tags, I would despise all of my friends, and my autobiography would be even worse than its current state.

And you, Ruficule?

 

[Elucifur]

I would be smokin' hot, non-Tales/Hamtaro/Fire Emblem-obsessed, and a lesbian woman.

Does that disturb you as much as it disturbs me?

 

[UberMario]

It is so disturbing that it disturbs me as much as it disturbs you, disturbingly.

Who can make heads-or-tails of that statement?

 

[Elucifur]

It means that that thought disturbs you the same amount as me. Can you imagine? Me as a lesbian? laksjfdlaks

What should I buy at the mall today? I can never go to a mall and not buy something. It makes me feel cheap.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'd say Left 4 Dead.

Was he refering to something other than Video Games?

 

[Clownbot]

A CD.
A pair of jeans.
A bada** leather jacket.
A video game.

EDIT: Ninja. Well, he didn't specify, so he could've been referring to anything.

Are you going to buy all that now?

 

[MPH Deku]

Sure.

Is Clownbot a star warrior, like Kirby? =.

 

[Clownbot]

Of course. I took over the Pop Star Elite Forces after my father died.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LOCATION OF MIMEDROID!?!

 

[MPH Deku]

Infiltrate....the enemy fortress...OUTER HEAVEN....destroy...the final weapon...METAL GEAR.

No way, Clownbot! Pics?

 

[Clownbot]

Not now. I'm trying to keep everything on the down-low.

Understand?

 

[MPH Deku]

Oh, okay. Maybe later, then.

So...what now?

 

[Elucifur]

It's Hamtaro time! Kushkush, tikitiki, whoo!

What else should I buy if I already have enough jeans and CDs? I don't like fps games.

 

[Clownbot]

A pet.

What pet should Luce get?

 

[StinkomanFan]

A kitty, Meow :3

Did I just do what I thought I did?

 

[MPH Deku]

BUY THE LEGENDARY STARFY.

...will he do it? >_>

Ninja'd by a ninja'd ninja? Well, regardless, I'm not changing my post.