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The title is pretty self explanatory. Each person will need to add three words on to the post made by the previous person. Simple enough, right? At the very end of this, I really hope that there is an understandable plot; however, don't limit yourself to anything in particular. If you want to be creative, please do. Add periods whenever you feel needed.
Some basic rules before we start. ASCII emoticombos aren't words. The emojis provided aren't words. User pings aren't words. False compound words aren't words. Words are words, and I'll make sure that I point it out whenever I see something that isn't a word. I'm sorry, but that's just how this is going to go down. I'll start off with...
Nobody could find...
(and now somebody would type "Nobody could find [word 1] [word 2] [word 3], and the next person would copy everything previous and add two more words. The process will continue.)
(Yes, I'm aware there is a similar post where every person posts two words at a time. However, this will be different in the sense that all of the previous text gets carried over, and there is a different number of words being supplied. I drew some inspiration from there, however I really wanted to see all of the text be continuously carried over. Ah well)
This post will now also serve as a catalog of past, completed stories. The one rule about ending a story is that it must span a minimum of 100 posts from beginning to end before somebody is allowed to add "THE END" to conclude the story. It will then be saved here, along with a given title based around what the community ended up writing.
Some basic rules before we start. ASCII emoticombos aren't words. The emojis provided aren't words. User pings aren't words. False compound words aren't words. Words are words, and I'll make sure that I point it out whenever I see something that isn't a word. I'm sorry, but that's just how this is going to go down. I'll start off with...
Nobody could find...
(and now somebody would type "Nobody could find [word 1] [word 2] [word 3], and the next person would copy everything previous and add two more words. The process will continue.)
(Yes, I'm aware there is a similar post where every person posts two words at a time. However, this will be different in the sense that all of the previous text gets carried over, and there is a different number of words being supplied. I drew some inspiration from there, however I really wanted to see all of the text be continuously carried over. Ah well)
This post will now also serve as a catalog of past, completed stories. The one rule about ending a story is that it must span a minimum of 100 posts from beginning to end before somebody is allowed to add "THE END" to conclude the story. It will then be saved here, along with a given title based around what the community ended up writing.
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that Wario is gay; he started kissing Bayonetta, who's male. Then, Dumbledore decided to roast Lucas. And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge without killing people? Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible like a boss; he is god! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until it fell off the lemonade stand into Gen 8's Lemonade Stand, and died. THE END!
The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos. Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario. But Kamek arrived and turned them into Yoshi eggs. God Emperor Yoshi encouraged the chaos, but fear not; I'm an idiot! I mixed up my son with the Waddle Dees because I'm stupid! Yes, the end.
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