A thousand physicists are crying in their sleep

[straight8]

..because pre med students and high schoolers are trying to ignore as much quantum theory as they can in order to be satisfied with their life choices

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=13275990

tune in next week for some more mind numbing bull ****!!!

 

[Spelt]

A thousand physicists are crying in their sleep because they realize their profession was a terrible life decision.

 

[straight8]

all the physicists i have ever met are very happy with themselves. they lead bright happy and detached lives!

 

[SuperBowser]

I almost studied physics and even got accepted at a couple places, but I had no clue what I would do with a degree in the subject.

Why would medical students know about quantum theory...? I'm a final year medical student and never learned about it. But yeah, I thought it was strange nobody brought up quantum mechanics in that topic as well.

 

[frotaz37]

Quantum Surgeon is a hot new profession I hear.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

All those physicists do is limit what we can do in the universe, with all there laws and theories.

 

[Spelt]

Physicists are like the freshmen with braces and a lisp.

 

[straight8]

like im jsut dying right now....

everything we know about modern science

from http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=13257806&postcount=62

its like

someone wants me to commit mass homicide

also apparently not understanding something is not grounds to be in awe of it, it is proof that it doesnt exist

and oh what sweet "proof" it is

im just going to keep raging everytime alt f4 says the term "modern science" acting like 1) he has a fuking clue about it 2) it is anywhere close to correct 3) it somehow magically (YES I SAID MAGICALLY!!!) applies to his immature reasoning and belief systems

i also remember being particularly pissed when he ****ING destroyed some probability term in one of his (way too) numerous (and awful) posts

so smashboards, this beer is for you!
when i go into my quantom optics lecture tomorrow, i will make sure and bring up the theoretical dilemna that is the
MAGNETIC MONOPOLE (DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHH)

SERIOUSLY GUYS CAN WE JUST STOP POSTING AT SOME POINT OH MY GODDDDDDDD

 

[Evil Eye]

Oh look spam.

Also, quantum surgery would be the most BAMF profession ever.