A guy asks you to kick him in the nuts, do you?

[TheHeroicKnight]

A few hours ago a guy approached me at my university and asked me to kick him in the nuts. He said that he and his friend were trying to see who could get kicked in the nuts the most by the end of the day. I did indeed kick him, as hard as I could too. As he was on the ground in pain, he looked up at me and said "thank you," and I went on my way. I have no regrets about my decision, in fact, it was actually a lot of fun!

My question to you is this, what would you have done? Would you have kicked him in the nuts or not?

 

[Xivii]

It would be my honor.

 

[FalKoopa]

I'd rather not, lest he ends up in hospital.

 

[Lore]

You know what? I'm going to leave this open for a few days and see what happens.

 

[finalark]

No.

As a man who has been kicked in the nuts plenty of times throughout his life I wouldn't be able to do it.

 

[Shorts]

Not nice, and a weird request. Pass.

 

[Jon Farron]

What!? NO, of course not! He could get some serious damage and become infertile...


Edit:
If it was an ass who deserved it, maybe, but usually no. I'd probably punch him instead or something if I had to.

 

[finalark]

What!? NO, of course not! He could get some serious damage and become infertile...

But what if he doesn't want kids?

 

[Jon Farron]

You never know.

 

[Dooms]

I would not! That is such an odd request lol.

 

[ndayday]

"Can you please kick me in the balls"

'N-no thank y-you"

 

[Overload]

I voted no, but after more thought, maybe someone dumb enough to request a kick in the sac shouldn't be having kids. Good work OP.

 

[Teran]

Who needs an invitation?

 

[Sunnysunny]

And have my shoe make contact with a strangers grotty crotch?
Of course not!

 

[Vinylic.]

I'd send him down to a nearby psychiatrist to see what's wrong with him.

 

[TundraZer0]

If it was just the simple request of "can you kick me in the nuts?" and no other details, I would refrain from kicking. But, if he explained the stupid bet or gave more reasons, BOMBS AWAY! Or...foot. You get the idea.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

I'd start speaking like a foreigner and walk away.

 

[Claire Diviner]

I wouldn't go as far as actually kick him. Maybe just a light flick; even that's enough to bring a guy to his knees.

 

[Nkguy01]

i kinda want to kick the moderator in the nuts because he keeps locking everything.

 

[Nkguy01]

"Can you please kick me in the balls"

'N-no thank y-you"

yy-y-y-you too.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Why would you want to go cause pain to another

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Why would you want to go cause pain to another

humor

 

[Kal]

Hell yeah, I would be like

 

[Fire Emblemier]

I would be like "Falcon Kick" and he will be sent to the ER most likely.

 

[DrkRoxas]

I'd most likely do it, but not with full strength, he'd end with his nuts as tonsils.

 

[Frostwraith]

LOL at this thread.

Seriously, if someone asked me that, I'd ask him if he was really sure about that. Depending on his response, I'd kick him.

Ought to make him think twice before asking something like that, after all...

 

[SmashShadow]

Man, I'd go all Jack Flowers on his ***.

 

[DakotaBonez]

I wouldn't have the balls to do it.

 

[Pyra]

I've been kicked there by a hockey player once. ...It was in middle school, and he was my classmate, but even then. I was wearing thin gym shorts.
I couldn't feel my skin for the next three classes.

What kind of evil person would subject someone to that kind of horror?

..I would.

 

[Deathconsciousness]

Of course not, that's so rude. I would suck his nuts instead.

 

[Bassoonist]

No, I would never give into the will of a man.

 

[Pachinkosam]

Get hit in nuts alot can cause cancer

 

[Spelt]

Not unless he was a ****.



































teehee.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Serpent's INFERNAL RAPTURE!

 

[Deleted member]

I could hear my brain cells pop while reading that post, OP.

Seriously, who can get they're nuts kicked most at the end of the day? Pretty ****ing stupid. lol

 

[S7GF]

If it was my fault that I ruined his chances of having any children, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. No.

 

[Evil-Guy]

Of course not, that's so rude. I would suck his nuts instead.

Yesss!!!!

 

[Yoshi]

I'd do it. Flat out, it's be fun haha.