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20 year old woman claims to have given birth to Justin Bieber's baby.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Justin you can't be straight! :cry:
 

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She was like "Baby!? Baby!?!?! Baby!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! I thoght Justin would always be mine~"
 

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Probably false. Bieber even has a penis?

If its true, he's too damn fast.


TL:DR its someone just wanting money from a celebrity.
 

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Props to him for tapping a 20 year old.
 

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This thread is full of LOL.
I'd love to get EE over here and see what he thinks.

JB is a singer/rapper. I don't really have any hatred over this guy. The same as I don't have any hatred on Rebecca Black and lady gaga but, they're so silly.

I know this can't be true. But if it really was, then I'm not going any further into the story as I already know how it goes.
 

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This thread is full of LOL.
I'd love to get EE over here and see what he thinks.

JB is a singer/rapper. I don't really have any hatred over this guy. The same as I don't have any hatred on Rebecca Black and lady gaga but, they're so silly.

I know this can't be true. But if it really was, then I'm not going any further into the story as I already know how it goes.
It's more about the hype they get. One could pass it off as jealousy but I'd much prefer to have my scrotum intact than trading it for the voice of a thirteen year old girl and hair that belongs to a lady named Butch.

Hell, I personally believe Lady Gaga is more of a fashion statement than an artist.
 

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I'd hit a 20 year old at 16. Everything gets boring the second it turns legal

Edit: Technically, I could STILL break the law if I reversed the roles, but...I haven't been 20 in years
 

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It's more about the hype they get. One could pass it off as jealousy but I'd much prefer to have my scrotum intact than trading it for the voice of a thirteen year old girl and hair that belongs to a lady named Butch.
Not a fan of Bieber, but the hate he gets seems overtop.

A bunch of grown men sing with high or falsetto voices, Michael Jackson the King of Pop for example. Plus his voice has broke and he went and got a haircut. Before that yeah it was mehh.

Not to mention he was tappin Selena Gomez and could get much more where that came from.
Add the millions of dollars he's at a place many would wish for.


On topic: the girl is most likely lying and is going to regret "defaming" people.
 

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A bunch of grown men sing with high or falsetto voices, Michael Jackson the King of Pop for example.
Did you just compare justin bieber to mj?

...

;_;

Plus his voice has broke and he went and got a haircut. Before that yeah it was mehh.
Unfortunately the new hair doesn't make the face any better.

Not to mention he was tappin Selena Gomez and could get much more where that came from.
You're right. There are bundles of generic disney stars to not-really tap and just be seen out in public together because aww they're so cute.

Add the millions of dollars he's at a place many would wish for.
And we have usher to blame for all of that.

On topic: the girl is most likely lying and is going to regret "defaming" people.
But wouldn't it be hilarious if it was true and he ended up becoming the next britney spears or something.
Practically drooling at the mouth at the thought.
 

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Unfortunately the new hair doesn't make the face any better.
No offence Tokyo, but you better be pretty attractive to ACTUALLY be taken seriously when you say that. He's no god, for sure, but he is a pretty cute guy.

Not a Bieber fan, but haters gonna hate. I feel bad for how much **** he gets when he really, isn't too bad. Not my kind of music mind you, but not too bad.
 

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No offence Tokyo, but you better be pretty attractive to ACTUALLY be taken seriously when you say that.
I am extremely ugly, but no, that's not how it works at all. Last time I checked someone's appearance doesn't change their opinions, except for maybe how they view themselves.

Also of course you would be the one to pull out the only statement I made about his looks and specifically reply to that.
 

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Would love this to be true but we all know that this is just some attention seeking skank making up stories to get attention.

:phone:
 

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fashion is art. that statement means nothing.
Isn't anything art, though? I mean...I dunno. I was looking at barbed wire fence the other day while I was walking and for some reason started pondering the concept of art. Why can't that fence be art? And if it is, doesn't that make the term sort of redundant?

No offence Tokyo, but you better be pretty attractive to ACTUALLY be taken seriously when you say that.
Do everyone a favor and stop posting.
 

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I don't think this is quite the place for a "what is art" discussion. Either way you slice it, it's ignorant to segregate the concept of a "fashion statement" and an "artistic statement" imo. though for the record...art, to me, is whatever is put in a "frame". A barbwire fence is not art until someone frames or labels it as such.
 

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Just to close the art argument down permanently, fashion is an art, it is the art of expression through clothing, accessories, blah blah. It is a form of bringing out what's within someone, and it's used to evoke certain emotions or thoughts. That's the idea at least, you can disagree but that is it the point of fashion which is basically in a nutshell, art with clothing.

Whether you take that approach with clothing or not doesn't change the fact that some people do.

But back to Bieber, I've always found it funny how straight guys who will be all "I'm straight yo, I'm a man yo, no homo yo, I can't judge a dude yo wtf u gay bro?" in a normal situation will suddenly jump to stating that JB is ugly.

Really?

You can judge that now because you hate/are jealous of some adolescent popstar. Nice to know how easily people can sway.

Bieber is pretty cute, I would know, at least if you're going to insult something about him, choose something you have grounds for. Also even if he were ugly, he has money and success, that's pretty attractive to women, so he could look like a horse's *** and still get mad nookie.

Although he shouldn't because I should totally have that, then I would never shut up about it. Hey at least there won't be any pregnancy claims!
 

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Not sure if that statement was directly aimed at me, but where have I ever said that i'm straight?

I'm pretty sure I, or anyone else for that matter, has grounds to judge his appearance because they have eyes. You don't need to have a certain sexual preference to be able tell if someone's attractive. Their willingness to do that in everyday situations is a different subject.

Money/success argument is beating a dead horse, probably the one Bieber's face is connected to.
 

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I am extremely ugly, but no, that's not how it works at all. Last time I checked someone's appearance doesn't change their opinions, except for maybe how they view themselves.

Also of course you would be the one to pull out the only statement I made about his looks and specifically reply to that.
Duh? Don't you know, that's all I care about?

Of course you can have your own opinion, but it doesn't mean **** if you're sticking your foot in your mouth.

Although he shouldn't because I should totally have that, then I would never shut up about it. Hey at least there won't be any pregnancy claims!
Throw him my way when you push him out your bed abruptly and tell him to GTFO NOW.

Do everyone a favor and stop posting.
So? Is like? Fences arrrt?
 

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But back to Bieber, I've always found it funny how straight guys who will be all "I'm straight yo, I'm a man yo, no homo yo, I can't judge a dude yo wtf u gay bro?" in a normal situation will suddenly jump to stating that JB is ugly.

Really?

You can judge that now because you hate/are jealous of some adolescent popstar. Nice to know how easily people can sway.

Bieber is pretty cute, I would know, at least if you're going to insult something about him, choose something you have grounds for. Also even if he were ugly, he has money and success, that's pretty attractive to women, so he could look like a horse's *** and still get mad nookie.
I don't see anyone in this thread saying "i'm straight yo, I'm a man yo, no homo yo" or anything like that. Stop straw manning.

You just love telling everyone that they're jealous of other people's looks while acting like your opinion on looks is somehow less subjective. You really need to stop projecting your own problems on to others. Just because you're jealous of somebodies looks doesn't mean that everybody is. Just because you feel something, doesn't mean that everybody does. I'm tired of saying this type of thing to you over and over and over. When are you going to grow up and figure this simple **** out? And for ****s sake, I can't even believe it even has to be said that just because you're gay doesn't mean you're instantly more correct on how good looking a member of the same sex is or that your opinion instantly deserves to be taken more seriously.

Beiber is really not that cute imo. He's so damn boring looking. He's like the Jessica Alba of male celebrities, plus his nose is pretty gross looking.

So? Is like? Fences arrrt?
Why not? Are sculptures not art? My point is simply that people always say things like "_______ is art!!!" as if that statement means something, when obviously, what is and isn't art is in the eye of the beholder. I could vomit on a canvas and call it art. Would it be? It's less of a black and white issue than people seem to think. It's cute that you're trying to mock my posts to make them look like they're on the same level as yours, but you're not doing a very good job. Nothing you say could possibly make my posts look as worthless as your posts. You're the only person on smashboards who actually brags about being a shallow idiot who lacks the ability to think. It's NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. Oh, and I'll say this to you too (just add "self proclaimed looker" where "gay" is):

And for ****s sake, I can't even believe it even has to be said that just because you're gay doesn't mean you're instantly more correct on how good looking a member of the same sex is or that your opinion instantly deserves to be taken more seriously.
 

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This doesn't look like an argument. It looks like a debate on his looks and fashion.
Which is clearly not a part on what's going on with Jb and the 20yr old.


I saw the interview w/ that woman on Tv.
Her voice was kind of shaky and lacked truth.
 

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I don't see anyone in this thread saying "i'm straight yo, I'm a man yo, no homo yo" or anything like that. Stop straw manning.

You just love telling everyone that they're jealous of other people's looks while acting like your opinion on looks is somehow less subjective. You really need to stop projecting your own problems on to others. Just because you're jealous of somebodies looks doesn't mean that everybody is. Just because you feel something, doesn't mean that everybody does. I'm tired of saying this type of thing to you over and over and over. When are you going to grow up and figure this simple **** out? And for ****s sake, I can't even believe it even has to be said that just because you're gay doesn't mean you're instantly more correct on how good looking a member of the same sex is or that your opinion instantly deserves to be taken more seriously.
I never said they were jealous of his looks. That's straw manning, if anything.

I said jealous of success, which is true. Also I'm not jealous of Justin's looks because they'd attract the wrong sort of guy, they wouldn't work on me, if anything I'd be jealous of a typically handsome man.

If you're tired of repeating yourself, stop, because you will never sway my mindset, because half the time there really isn't anything to what you say except an torrent of insults and outting a bunch of words in my mouth.

And actually it sorta does make me more qualified, but thing is, Justin Bieber's facial structure follows several scientific general rules for attractive faces, which of course, is why his face is attractive.

So just shut up.
 

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I'm the one who needs to shutup? :embarrass:

#1 Nothing I say will ever get you to consider that maybe what you're saying is dumb because I tell you that the things you say are dumb. (How convenient for you!)

#2 "Good looking" is a scientifically objective concept. (It's not.)

#3 Being gay makes what you say about other males more correct. (It doesn't.)

#4 Guys are jealous of Beibers success. (Unless they've told you this, you can't possibly know if this is true and you're just making assumptions.)

I love how you can say all this nonsense and then say that there's nothing to the things that I say. It's like you don't even think before you post.

So just shutup.
 

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I'd say they started making fun of him at first because he is easily targeted. Then, it led to haters and such.
 

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Should they really be called woman if they are a year old?

Shouldn't it be: 20, year old toddlers? Also, how can a toddler have Justin Beiber's baby? What was he doing with 20 toddlers?
 

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Did you just compare justin bieber to mj?

...

;_;

You're right. There are bundles of generic disney stars to not-really tap and just be seen out in public together because aww they're so cute
People tend to give Bieber shiz cause he "sings like a girl". Just making the observation that others have sung with a high voice and its been all cool and the gang.

I wasn't referring to just disney stars, but sure why not.

Lol @ thread

:phone:
 
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