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Smash Hero
Chapter 1: Close Calls Already
Chapter 2: The Slow Grind
Naturally, while wandering through Route 32 the second time, every ****ing wild pkmn was a Mareep -_- Got a Shell Bell at the Union Cave entrance, a nice item for nuzlocke. Also got Bullet Seed and Miracle Seed. Hippop became semi-viable for Water pkmn since my team gets ***** by them (the bridge I just did was surprisingly scary).
Repeled through all of Union Cave. Saving this area for Lapras later, easily the best water pkmn pre elite four.
Route on the other side. Another Rattata. Named him Morepenis. Boxed (hopefully for life).
15% rate for Slowpoke in the well. Found a Zubat, named her Batman (wtf was i thinking). Got the Fast Ball from Kurt, which is going to be extremely useful for catching Abra (not that I'll ever see him with my luck). Cleared the Gym except for Bugsy. Togepi evolved around here. Named him Aight cuz I was like "Aight" when it happened.
Took on Reigun outside Ilex forest. This parts funny. Bite from Penis eats Gastly up. Rei sends out Crocnaw, which is 4 lvls over me.
Bite.
Croc flinches.
hardly any damage was done, I'll do tail whip and spam quick attack.
Tail Whip.
Crow uses Scary Face.
Quick Attack.
Water Gun.
Does 2/3'rd life to Penis. At this point I'm ready to sacrifice him to get that extra damage.
Quick Attack.
Croc uses Scary Face.
Quick Attack.
Croc fainted.
Reigun, you suck at this game. Took out the remaining Zubat. I now have a newfound love for Penis (I dare someone to make that line their new sig) for soloing Croc while underleveled. What a champ.
Went to the forest for Cut and a new pkmn. Oddish would be GREAT since Hoppip sucks bawls.
Wild Zubat Appeared.
I just ran away. I didn't need him and he didn't need me. Afterwards, I saw 10 Oddish in a row. I swear the pkmn gods lay awake at night, thinking of ways to torture me. Anyway, got Cut, picked up Charcoal, and ready to fight Bugsy. I've been sending out Gastly first for leveling up lately, figured I'd do the same for his Metapod/Kakuna. What I completely forgot, however, was that in Heartgold Bugsy sends out Scyther first. I freaked out, but realized that Rammus walls him pretty hard. Easy badge.
Outside of getting a much needed fast ball (lol) and Penis soloing the Croc, nothing big in this chapter. This part was always kinda slow whenever anybody plays it. Next chapter is gonna be huge since it affects 1/3 of the team I want for the Elite Four and ****ing cowzilla from the gym. Still thinking out a strategy for that thing.
Chapter 2: The Slow Grind
Naturally, while wandering through Route 32 the second time, every ****ing wild pkmn was a Mareep -_- Got a Shell Bell at the Union Cave entrance, a nice item for nuzlocke. Also got Bullet Seed and Miracle Seed. Hippop became semi-viable for Water pkmn since my team gets ***** by them (the bridge I just did was surprisingly scary).
Repeled through all of Union Cave. Saving this area for Lapras later, easily the best water pkmn pre elite four.
Route on the other side. Another Rattata. Named him Morepenis. Boxed (hopefully for life).
15% rate for Slowpoke in the well. Found a Zubat, named her Batman (wtf was i thinking). Got the Fast Ball from Kurt, which is going to be extremely useful for catching Abra (not that I'll ever see him with my luck). Cleared the Gym except for Bugsy. Togepi evolved around here. Named him Aight cuz I was like "Aight" when it happened.
Took on Reigun outside Ilex forest. This parts funny. Bite from Penis eats Gastly up. Rei sends out Crocnaw, which is 4 lvls over me.
Bite.
Croc flinches.
hardly any damage was done, I'll do tail whip and spam quick attack.
Tail Whip.
Crow uses Scary Face.
Quick Attack.
Water Gun.
Does 2/3'rd life to Penis. At this point I'm ready to sacrifice him to get that extra damage.
Quick Attack.
Croc uses Scary Face.
Quick Attack.
Croc fainted.
Reigun, you suck at this game. Took out the remaining Zubat. I now have a newfound love for Penis (I dare someone to make that line their new sig) for soloing Croc while underleveled. What a champ.
Went to the forest for Cut and a new pkmn. Oddish would be GREAT since Hoppip sucks bawls.
Wild Zubat Appeared.
I just ran away. I didn't need him and he didn't need me. Afterwards, I saw 10 Oddish in a row. I swear the pkmn gods lay awake at night, thinking of ways to torture me. Anyway, got Cut, picked up Charcoal, and ready to fight Bugsy. I've been sending out Gastly first for leveling up lately, figured I'd do the same for his Metapod/Kakuna. What I completely forgot, however, was that in Heartgold Bugsy sends out Scyther first. I freaked out, but realized that Rammus walls him pretty hard. Easy badge.
Outside of getting a much needed fast ball (lol) and Penis soloing the Croc, nothing big in this chapter. This part was always kinda slow whenever anybody plays it. Next chapter is gonna be huge since it affects 1/3 of the team I want for the Elite Four and ****ing cowzilla from the gym. Still thinking out a strategy for that thing.
Gawdddd I hope I see Abra.Current Team said:Blaze lvl 17![]()
Penis lvl 15![]()
Rammus lvl 15![]()
Sweetooth lvl 11![]()
Wind lvl 10![]()
Aight lvl1![]()