Smashboards

Then what? Then Uncle Shin could've let you sit on his knee while explaining which moves Link uses to kill. Would that appease you? Special treatment? But you don't have this excuse, do you? And so my knee is reserved for the children I /like/.

No. I don't care about your 'isms', trigger warnings, or other tumblrite sensitivities. Maybe if you weren't so sensitive it wouldn't have been so easy to stir you into a frothy mass of water logged salt.

It's been a pleasure and your tears are the seasoning to the dry meat that was your thread.

If you feel like thickening your skin and trying again, in the right thread, do. No feelings were hurt but yours.

Just don't expect gentleness from our board, especially when you break our rules. You will not get it.

You really do come off as a malignant sociopath. And quite frankly, I don't need your help. In fact, I'm quite confident I could beat you at the game.

But if you prefer throwing your insults and acting like a child, that's fine. Just letting you know that first to 3 is sitting there and no one's gonna make you swallow your words of you choose to duck out instead.

You've gone from chiding me for ableism to saying I come off as having severe mental illness, your bruised ego has made you into a hypocrite, as well as a wifi warrior.

I doubt anyone on the Link Boards would disagree with your summary of my behaviour, though. So at least that is a fair, if ironic, statement. I'm still better than you.

Let me let you in on a little secret, you festering piece of horse ****. I am no victim, I don't have a bruised ego, and that you even attempt to look at me is quite pathetic. I'm not here to be nice or waste my time bickering with you. I'm here to challenge you to a match.