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Kenith
Kenith
Buy me dinner first. I know you have enough souls to afford it.
Sehnsucht
Sehnsucht
I daresay that my plump and luscious lips are a full course in themselves.
Kenith
Kenith
Can we kiss through my helmet? I would not like the moment to be spoiled by my hideous Hollowed form.
Sehnsucht
Sehnsucht
"Verily, my tongue can slither twixt the yonic slit of thine helm."
-Hamlet, Act III, Scene II
Kenith
Kenith
Alright now, you just asked for a kiss, not the full deal.
Sehnsucht
Sehnsucht
Can a kiss truly be called complete without at least a small amount of tonguing?

Without the tongue, they might as well just call it "lip-brushing". Or just "brushing", as the colloquialism would no doubt become.
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