Recent content by Snorkel the dolphin

I think Erdrick is a special case on account of how lame a pick he would be.

Anyone up for an amiibo battle later?

Wait, doesn't Juliusaurus literally work for Retro?

Honestly, I'd love to see Thwomp make a comeback. He would go great alongside Piranha Plant.

Pinocchi Pinocchio has an entirely new look featuring a huge grin, which is perfect as he's trying to do what he does best! He also has the ability to turn into a frog! The frog does all the work on his costume to hide him, while he's disguised as a Pinocchio. Make sure you keep a close eye on...

So who do you think the Banjo-Kazooie spirits will be? What renders will they use? Banjo's Fighter Spirit is a given, but let's assume there will be around 10 Banjo spirits on the board. I'm thinking: -Bottles -Gruntilda -Clanker -Jinjos (Imagine a group of five different colored Jinjos. This...

Let's not forget the datamined Blast Corps and Jet Force Gemini spirits. They were likely scrapped in favor of Banjo-Kazooie spirits; I could see Snorkel up there on the Spirit Board come June

Well, Banjo and Kazooie are non-human, and we know they're coming

I don't ever want to see Professor Chops again. To me, he's not canon; he is a worthless ****ed pig creature that means nothing to me. That being said, I like your Mario Kart posts, and seeing the animal buddies is always a pleasure. Here's hoping they add Dixie Kong into Smash.

It would be cool to see just plain old Waddle Dee with a moveset that utilizes both parasol and spear. Just my two cents.

If they added the DKC trilogy to both the Wii U and the 3DS I'd say it's a surefire bet it'll come to the Switch. I think that list is probably just what it would launch with and the rest would come later.

What's the SNES datamine? Anyone got a link? Enlighten me :)

Get this: Banjo will appear in Smash.... as a Minecraft skin for Steve

None of that means anything, it's just fantasy stuff. Doomguy blows up demons into gibs and rips them apart with a chainsaw. They can't do that in Smash. So what would his moveset be? The plasma rifle or BFG? Snake and Bayonetta's weapons feel like Looney Tunes compared to the idea of Doomguy...