Recent content by Scoliosis Jones

I get the feeling that, for me, Pokémon games still bring the hype even though I could definitely do with more being added. I don’t know what it is. I have plenty of nostalgia for Hoenn and Sinnoh, and Unova was a part of my senior year in High School. But what I really love looking back on is...

Smash works because it appeals to every audience at once, with the competitive scene more or less developing on its own. While I have not played it (and don’t intend to) NASB seems to have done the complete opposite, and with no polish. It’s not hard to understand why it disappeared if you ask me.

What if I WANT a paddling?

Well well well, what do we have here? What is up, my dudes?

Hey, I have to tell you this. This is super brave to speak about this, and even moreso to be vulnerable in what is essentially a public forum. We may have had our own disagreements here and there, but I hope you know that there aren’t any hard feelings. You’re a human being just like the rest...

If it helps, I can provide any citations of my iconic works by request for your research.

Well, I suppose it's about that time where speculation really wraps up. It's hard to believe it's that time for a game whose speculation has lasted over 3 years. I've played Smash since the original released. I always thought of it as a "Mario" game when I was young, roughly 6 years old when...

I feel like I have to post this, one last time. Unreal man. What a game!

Actually, another thought. Isn't Sora essentially THE Scrimblo McJRPG guy pick? He's like the perfect combination between the two and should be able to bridge the gap among the two very divided families. It's like the Hatfields and McCoys.

Does anybody else feel that Volume 2 is just...vastly superior to Volume 1 of the DLC? I was just thinking about it, and like, they totally blew it out of the water. Just wild.

IT’S NOT FAIR. :cry:

Hello there fellow Smashers, I am OldMan McSpeculatorGuy and I am here to tell you that your most likely character will never ever get into Smash. Like, let’s be real. We got some dude who not only wears a zip up onesie, with a belt (seriously like who is his fashion designer?), but a bro made...

So I realized something earlier. I believe it was said at some point that license holders have to approve of the actions of the game happening to their respective characters. One of those things is Snake’s grabs and pummel. Disney had to approve of Solid Snake choking Sora out (and then combo...

A few things to comment on: 1) I'm not convinced Smash will be announced again in a few years. I think anybody would find that as a surprise at this point. While I can agree that Smash is a system seller, the same could be said for Mario Kart, yet we haven't seen a new Mario Kart since Deluxe...

Smash Wii U also received flack for cutting a good portion of well liked characters. Wolf, Ice Climbers, and especially Snake being missing was a sore spot for many fans, myself included. Wii U, while having some great additions, felt weird, or off, or almost empty to me without Snake for some...