Recent content by Phoenix Douchebag

As always, another essay by Chrono, and you never disappoint me. Personally, i have my own stories to tell: Personal stories, of course since you tagged me, i have to gush about Simon again. Since no one else in this website does, i am and will be the biggest Simon stan on this website. For...

Yeah now that you say it, it surprises me nobody mentioned this regarding MK.

Well it's time to look back at my favorite Smash Ultimate speculation moments. While Ultimate is my favorite game in the series, i feel Smash 4's speculation era was far more entertaining. The Pic of the Day speculation was ****ing wild (remember when we were teased the Mario Galaxy stage which...

I think i had made my choice, and i will leave Smashboards. Honestly i don't even post in most forums of this site, and my personal circle of friends barely post in the private messages (which is the closest thing we have to Social Threads for Users ever since Smashboards killed them off, yes im...

Because some people don't like to find out the truth. They have been demoralized enough that factual information that goes against their narrative is irrelevant and discarded. It doesn't matter that all signs points to "The Ballot was for Ultimate, Bayo beign the winner was a cover up for the...

After 2 characters i was neutral about and ONE character that i couldn't care less about, can FP2 redeem itself? Let's find out. What's in the Hentai Folder? Why do people still ask me? It's Hentai dude, what do you expect? This is an interesting one to me. While i wasn't against Rex, i had...

The whole Sephiroth and #FREEMELEE thing was just bad timing. It's like complaining about Sora because he was announced the same day as Nick All Star Brawl being released and somehow NASB fans thought this was a deliberate attack on the game, when most people in Japan (where Smash is made)...

I think my biggest problem is the DLC itself. Due to Ultimate bringing every Nintendo veteran, plus the two most requested character i guess Sakurai felt that there were no worthy Nintendo characters left outside of a Xeno 2, ARMS, and FE Rep, and instead focused on just 3rd party DLC. I don't...

You know, all of the newcomer threads are closing down, and that gives me time to relfect on how Smash has been going. For as much hype Smash Ultimate has been, it has been soul-crushing to me to see once a Nintendo-centric franchise become centered in characters that aren't relevant to the...

Hot Take: If Disney was the one who said NO to Donald and Goofy in Smash, im really happy they did. Had they been present in any sort of capacity would have given the "non-gaming character in Smash" gang a leg to stand on. and the less argument they have in favor of that, the better.

So, been a long time. I remember when i posted all those Golden Sun comics in the Isaac thread, yeah, Speedwagon, remember me? It's hard to think it's been 5 years. I recently replayed Golden Sun, good game after all these years, though i haven't replayed The Lost Yet due to Xenoblade and other...

Oh god it begins. Well, let's get to the first 3 because i want to write too much and doing all 5 in a row for FP1 was too much. Arms's Chun-Li Well, at least FP2 starts with a much better character, even if its not someone i care or want. I played the Arms demo and it didn't convince me and...

If i had the power of Time Travel, i would: -Take finalized Banner from Ultimate with Ken, Incineroar, PP, Joker, Hero, Banjo, Terry, Byleth, Min-Min, Steve, Seph, Aegis, Kaz and Sora. -Edit the photo of the Grinch Leak and replace their fake banner with the real one and put in text "no guys...

Next year The Jojo Anime becomes 10 years old, it also aired the same date Sora was revealed (Oct 5th) Also the Wii U becomes 10 years old.