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  • Hey, MT... would you mind letting me into the chat? Getting there on the Wii is hard enough without the added challenge of being banned.
    It has recently come to my attention that Mr. Hazama Ragna Vermillion has a penchant for counterinsurgency and clandestine operations. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against Hazama and his subtle but disorganized attempts to saddle the economy with crippling debt. He likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of adversarialism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, Hazama invariably instructs his goombahs to get everyone to march in lockstep with his ill-bred brethren. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Hazama's ungrateful modes of thought.

    According to Hazama, most people believe that laws are meant to be broken. Really? Does Hazama have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my soul that Hazama believes that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Hazama and his imperious representatives.

    I am more than merely surprised by Hazama's willingness to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, Hazama would have us believe that it is his moral imperative to rally for a cause that is completely void of moral, ethical, or legal validity. Yeah, right. And I also suppose that Hazama has mystical powers of divination and prophecy? The fact of the matter is that he has a natural talent for complaining. He can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. On that note, let me say that Hazama's older epigrams were irrational enough. His latest ones are certainly beyond the pale. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about Mr. Hazama Ragna Vermillion are, I urge you to help me move our nation forward into stratospheres of greatness.

    Get ready, Mr. Marth Devil Trinity; here comes the truth train! One of the first facts we should face is that Marth has failed entirely to grasp the essence of my criticisms of him. That's the sort of statement that some people maintain is humorless but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts and those who wish to defy the rules of logic. Naturally, Marth belongs to the latter category. I happen to believe that the baneful nature of his adages is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify.

    It's vengeful ivory-tower academics that make logorrheic statism possible. Alas, I usually get a lot of blank stares from people when I say something like that. What I mean is that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that Marth is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks.

    If you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will unmistakably find that Marth is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Marth and a pigeon is that Marth intends to compose paeans to solipsism. That's why I don't know which are worse, right-wing tyrants or left-wing tyrants. But I do know that Marth periodically puts up a façade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual.

    When Marth first announced that he wanted to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, ****, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, I nearly choked on my own stomach bile. Even though supposedly distancing himself from disloyal slumlords, he has really not changed his spots at all. We must unite rich and poor, young and old. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to do what comes naturally.

    Look, if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to find the common ground that enables others to urge lawmakers to pass a nonbinding resolution affirming that the word on the street is that Marth's slogans defy common sense. Something recently occurred to me that might occur to Marth, as well, if he would just turn down the volume of his voice for a moment: If you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Marth's latest argumentative reportages. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that there may be absolutely nothing we can do to prevent Marth from making good on his word to let us know exactly what our attitudes should be towards various types of people and behavior. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his subalterns, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to solve the problems of militarism, collectivism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity.

    Have you noticed that in just about everything Marth writes, his underlying premise is that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power? I don't know about you, but that sure rings hollow to me. It's his deep-seated belief that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Sure, he might be able to justify conclusions like that—using biased or one-sided information, of course—but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that one could truthfully say that Marth's warnings are as crafty as they are an insult to human intelligence. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that it's his belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not vapid cowards. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a self-centered idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that as that last sentence suggests, if you think you can escape from Marth's odious statements, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that his cult followers often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.

    If I were a complete sap, I'd believe Marth's line that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. Unfortunately for him, I realize that if we were to let Marth get away with breaking down our communities, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice. Pointing out that his opinions are completely postmodernist is a sure way to release an outpouring of scorn and resentment from Marth. This is all well and good, but it's possible that Marth has a one-track mind. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how if you read between the lines of Marth's declamations, you'll unquestionably find that Marth's cat's-paws don't represent an ideology. They don't represent a legitimate political group of people. They're just flat annoying.

    When we tease apart the associations necessary to Marth's homicidal, neurotic Ponzi schemes, we see that we must put an end to treasonous nonrepresentationalism. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that Marth keeps stating over and over again that I and others who think he's a hectoring stirrer are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground—facts such as that Marth occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to acquire public acceptance of his beer-guzzling views.

    Every morning Marth asks himself, "How can I fool the masses today?". Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Marth, that his mistakes are always someone else's fault?

    It is easy for the public at large to dismiss the most Pecksniffian pip-squeaks you'll ever see as clueless, hypersensitive hell-raisers. Astute observers have known for years that relative to just a few years ago, impetuous manipulative-types are nearly ten times as likely to believe that elitism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Marth to pursue a twofold credo of expansionism and opportunism. One of his favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to give an air of scientific impartiality to biased judgments, never the original problem. As everyone who has access to reliable information knows, if Marth continues to muster enough force to flout all of society's rules, I will undoubtedly be obliged to do something about him. And you know me: I never neglect my obligations. In closing this letter, let me point out that I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that the pharisaical and sex-crazed nature of Mr. Marth Devil Trinity's nostrums should indicate to us that something needs to be done.
    Oh by the way if your PM me the review please try to send me a visitor message that you sent me it.
    I plan to post it at around a week the latest. I want it to be checked by someone so i can edit it before posting it. That and type the match up part.
    . . . . . . . not to be of any trouble, but could you look over one of my new movesets. All I have left to do for the set it match ups but all the coding, and stuff is done.
    im just disappointed in my timing....

    i post probably the largest Single Character (technically) moveset in MYM to date (i NEEDED to seperate it into 2 posts), and then everyone comments on spadefox and his mistakes :urg:
    sent you 2.2, it has all of feraligatrs moves, just lacks extra stuffs
    ah, thats what happened :p

    anywho, im actually almost done, just gotta finish Feraligatr's extras, as well as teh Set;s extras...


    Which version do you have? 1.9?
    allrighty, might as well send you the moveset as is ATM...have a bit of Feraligatr in there too.

    PMing soon...
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    well, i was waiting for your response to Chik...but seeing as everybody went on with their Poke-trainers, think im gonna get back to work on mine <.<
    just putting it out there, but do you think her Fsmash may be too much?
    http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=8066541#post8066541

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    You: Come on, its a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldnt you say?
    Stranger: fo sho
    You: Yes, I would say that, I would say that
    Stranger: im too drunk ato waslk
    You: Let me start of with a basket of chips
    You: Then move on to the pollo asado taco
    I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
    On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
    I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodilla
    For dessert I would like the flares -- I would like extra cinnamon
    Do you make guacamole?
    Yes, I do make guacamole.
    Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my tostitos
    I like to dip the tostitos in the guacamole
    Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips
    I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas
    Stranger: i want nachos
    You: Ok, thatll be $16.07
    Out of $20? ok, $16.07s your change.
    Stranger: your change is funny
    You: Ok, thatll be $22...
    Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea
    Ok, thatll be $20.07
    Out of $22? ok, $1.52s your change
    Thanks a lot -- your food will be up -- here, let me get your drinks
    Stranger: i want a margaria
    You: Ok, let me get two carne asado tacos...
    Stranger: i wan tflour torrillas
    You: Thats the beef
    Stranger: shut up
    You: Ok, thatll be $22...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    ignore the nidoking set.

    It will be lulz to ignore the dude.

    If he asks for legit help, ackowledge him.

    Spread the word.
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