Blue__Falcon
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  • Kid icarus uprising would've been a 1000000 out of 10 if it didnt have a stamina bar, allowed you to buy the weapons you want and upgrade them the way you want, and reworked powers a bit.
    MajoraMoon
    MajoraMoon
    It's controls were pretty weird too.
    Blue__Falcon
    Blue__Falcon
    I can see where youre coming from. You'd need a 3ds xl to play that game smoothly and its not so kind to left handed people.
    MajoraMoon
    MajoraMoon
    It just feels so weird to the hold my 3ds while playing the game XD
    *sigh* I miss Wario Land. "Wario"ware was a mistake
    Blue__Falcon
    Blue__Falcon
    Thats a question i should be asking you.
    In the first Wario Land he chases a huge pirate ship on a small rowboat at high speed and then shoulder bashes the pirate ship in the air, and thats just the tip of the iceberg. Being a Herculean macho man and being a zany weirdo arent mutually exclusive. I've never said anything bad about the weirdness in his transformation, matter of fact i PRAISED Wario Land for it. Just because he goes through these weird ordeals doesnt invalidate his Herculean feats and it definitely doesnt make him a wimp. Being a wimp means being weak and cowardly and calling him that is so wrong i dont even know how to describe it. Since you love to cherry pick the less impressive looking transformations let me mention the ones that you conveniently left out. He gets flattened like a pancake by a huge iron weight, he turns into a zombie, a vampire, gets frozen, rolls around in a huge ball of snow, gets lit on fire, is willing to get allergic reactions by having a swollen head. He goes through all of these harsh ordeals in order to get rich and you try to dowbplay all of that as "non-canon", talk about denial.

    Wario was a well rounded and fleshed out character with plenty of well written flaws in the Wario Land days. Hes strong masculine, zany, greedy, egotistocal, jealous, a hothead, a bit of a slob, and likes to crack a few gross jokes. His adventures dont always turn out well for him, sometimes they fail miserably.

    In the first Wario Land Mario takes Peach's statue that Wario sought for right infront of his eyes after defeated Syrup. In Wario World his castle was lost to the Black Jewel and he couldnt restore it to its former glory because he didnt helped the Spritelings, forcing him to live in his small home. In Shake it Syrup steals the bottomless coinsack after Wario defeated the Shake King.

    Warioware has NONE of the traits nor charm that Wario Land had, hes nothing but a gross carciture. All Warioware did was stretch 2 small traits to ridiculous proportions to the point where those are his only traits. Thats not flawed, thats just obnoxious.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    I never said Wario Land is non-canon. I said the macho personality is non-canon, yes he did chase a pirate ship - one piloted by a silly duck. it's clearly meant to be funny and a little cool, not the other way around - also, what does Wario's failures have to do with anything I've said? anyway, I still prefer the WarioWare depiction - you're taking this WAY too seriously. it's literally just a preference in depictions of a B-tier Mario character, no need for Copypasta length rants.

    in fact, if you want a rebuttal the length of yours, check this out: https://www.sourcegaming.info/2015/08/11/wariofart1/
    Blue__Falcon
    Blue__Falcon
    Says the guy that came onto my post defending Wario farting 24/7 as 100% canon. You didnt share any prefferences, you came here talking about how your interpretation of Wario is a fact.

    I wrote these paragraphs because with alot of differences comes alot of explaining, theres no rocket science behind that. And for that matter you its hilarious how you wanna throw jabs at me for that but dont have any problems with your buddy @THESLOTH writing huge paragraph in response to my explanation. You dont have a problem with paragraphs, you have a problem with being proven wrong lmao.

    All you've proven is that you cant keep your bias in check. You wanna downplay all of Wario's Herculean feats and his macho personality, which btw is in every Wario Land manual with pictures of him flexing his muscles and beating enemies

    But im supposed to take 1 tiny fart joke Wario Land 2's manual, a few poop stickers, and 6 questions involving gross humor in q&a of 30 questions that also talks about other things at face value? Gimme a break.

    Youre dismissed.
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