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Yeah but this is true of every game that doesn't involve an element of randomness. And of course it goes without saying that a game can be good even if it isn't good at "perfect" levels of play. There are things that we can say with a fair amount of certainty that no human will ever be able to...

NEVER MIND I jumped the gun Boom's probably not coming When I posted this he was though So it wasn't lying just bad advertising How are y'alls days going?

http://smashboards.com/threads/aug-29-30-show-me-your-moves-16-the-longest-running-tournament-series-urbana-il.408062/ The guys in charge of an annual tournament series in my hometown are hosting 64 at the latest installment. Boom is gonna come down and Chicago is coming out strong, but we'd...

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Why isn't KK going to McSmashter? Lame.

Hey, I can't come. Mostly because I'm so afraid of my money match with what's-his-name. Srsly tho, I can't make it, I'm bummed that I won't see you guys. --Flakeycow

I didn't listen to it, but I'm sure it's hilarious.

Sure, why not.

I mean OK but if you don't get hit you don't need to run around and grab healing items in the first place The "defensive" strategy isn't that defensive, just a little more ledge play. and obv. you need set KB moves, GL trying to get through polygons with grabs

Aiight I've never tried to speedrun before, but I really doubt that "going for broke" and getting hit a lot is faster than just doing smart stuff and not getting hit, flying around takes a long time I also really doubt that top 5 on whatever is hard if you can do it without z cancelling You...

Damn I thought I had finally won

OK I'm no physicist but Quantum uncertainty is a physical fact of the universe With the right instruments (only technical difficulties prevent us from rigging something like this) you could hook up, for example, a nuclear bomb to a scanner capable of precisely detecting alpha particle...

IDK I haven't seen any super stally matches between good characters except like kirby dittos Like OK ness has to camp but that's ness's problem That said timers are a good idea. I'd argue for 10 minutes, though, to make sure that slow but still engaging MU's get played out.

ima win the one in october without dropping a game peeps are talkin like I'm some mere mortal who normal midwest players can beat it won't stand

something in the description about which player port is which player would be nice, I have them figured out but it's kinda hard