KneeOfJustice99
Smash Champion
Pretty much as the title says. You're on a romantic date with a member of the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate roster, the night's going well... before you suddenly start to choke on the food you're eating. They'll need to perform the Heimlich maneuver on you to save your life - but who's hands do you put your life in?
I'd personally go with Richter. I reckon he'd make for great conversation during the date itself and would have a pretty fun personality, but he'd also be pretty quick to try and help you in some way or another if you were choking - he wouldn't just like, stare at you blankly whilst you look like a frog with a crouton in your throat (because there is a crouton in your throat). As for whether he actually knows the Heimlich maneuver or not... I'm not sure, given he was born in 1773, but he'd probably work it out soon enough, or maybe just slap you on the back, which would probably work given how strong he is, but I digress.
Momentary shoutout to Dr. Mario, who doesn't actually have a doctorate and would instead try and fill your throat with Megavitamins because he claims it's a miracle cure-all panacea or something, which would actually just make it infinitely worse and would probably result in you becoming antibiotic-resistant if you even survived the ordeal.
Anyway who would you choose? Feel free to post below
I'd personally go with Richter. I reckon he'd make for great conversation during the date itself and would have a pretty fun personality, but he'd also be pretty quick to try and help you in some way or another if you were choking - he wouldn't just like, stare at you blankly whilst you look like a frog with a crouton in your throat (because there is a crouton in your throat). As for whether he actually knows the Heimlich maneuver or not... I'm not sure, given he was born in 1773, but he'd probably work it out soon enough, or maybe just slap you on the back, which would probably work given how strong he is, but I digress.
Momentary shoutout to Dr. Mario, who doesn't actually have a doctorate and would instead try and fill your throat with Megavitamins because he claims it's a miracle cure-all panacea or something, which would actually just make it infinitely worse and would probably result in you becoming antibiotic-resistant if you even survived the ordeal.
Anyway who would you choose? Feel free to post below