Absurd/unlikely characters I would like in Smash Bros. WiiU and 3DS=???
Knuckles: I used to have a friend when I was a wee lad who had a Genesis. We used to play Sonic 2 together. He always wanted to play as Sonic, so I ended up always playing Tails. I didn't like Tails. But once he bought Sonic & Knuckles and I got to play Knuckles, everything was good, because Knuckles > Sonic > Tails. Knuckles is a pure BAMF, and it was awesome. That play style in smash would be so awesome, brains would asplode!!!
Joanna Dark: Because I love me some Perfect Dark, which is one of the best N64 and FPS titles of all-time.
Cranky Kong: Because it would be absurd, amazing, and completely incredible. That and he is the original Donkey Kong, and he could teach you "young whippersnappers" a thing or two about how to fight in a platform game!
Banjo: IT'S FREAKING BANJO!!!
Conker: IT'S FREAKING CONKER!!!
Beast Ganon: You know that would be pretty much the greatest character idea ever. I was so mad when I found out you couldn't control Beast Ganon in Ganondorf's final smash. While I would like Pig Ganon, Beast Ganon would be preferred because of his BAMF status.
Kefka (Final Fantasy VI): Because he's a crazy human, an insane God, and an interesting character.
Proto Man (classic Mega Man): He's such a cool mysterious hero dude. He's mad fun to play as in Mega Man 9 and 10.
The End (Metal Gear Solid 3): Because he was the best boss battle ever, and because he would be freaking awesome with his sniper gear.