GASTON FOR SSB4.

[Jaedrik]

NO ONE says "NO" to Gaston!

Gosh, it disturbs me to think of it now, a SMASH BROS that has no Gaston, every one here wants to play as Gaston, even when taking CHAIN GRABS. There's no one in Disney more wanted than him, he's everyone's favorite NEWCOMER, everyone's awed and inspired by him, and it's not very hard to see why. . .
Noooooooooooo. . . oooooooooooone's. . . SPOT DODGES like Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's jab is incredibly fast as Gaston's! For there's no one in Smash half as manly, perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Ike, Snake or Falcon, and they'd tell you whose doubles team they'd prefer to be on!
Noooooo. . . oooooooone's. . . been like Gaston, a villain like Gaston, no one's got a color change pallet like Gaston! "As a SMASHER, yes, I'd be intimidating!" My what a guy, that Gaston! The crowd'd give five hurrahs and twelve hip-hips every time they cheered for him, Gaston is the best and the other Disney characters are all clones!
Noooooo. . . oooooone. . . BRAWLS like Gaston, PRESSURES SHIELDS like Gaston, in a grabbing match no one PUMMELS like Gaston! For there's no one as punishing and techy, "As you see I've got ATs to spare!" Not a bit of him's slow paced or balanced, "that's right, and ev'ry last inch of me's covered in IMBA!"
No one SHIELDS like Gaston, matches PRIORITY like Gaston, in a campy match no one out CAMPS like Gaston, "I'm especially good at projectile spamming!" Top tier for Gaston! "When I was a lad I ate maxim tomatoes, every morning to help me recover, and now that I'm grown I eat heart containers, so I'm roughly the size of RidleeEEEEEEEY!" Nooooooooooooooooo. . . ooooooooooone. . . TILTS like Gaston, STAR K.O.s like Gaston, then avoids spawn-vincible enemies like Gaston! "I use SINGING in all of my SMASH ATTACKS!" My what a guy, GASTON!

I'm gonna sing this at some point and upload it.

Moveset and stuff, next two links.

http://smashbroslawl.wikia.com/wiki/Gaston

Yes. I was inspired by the Disney characters joke thread. but dis is srs bznz, derefor I maek tarsfor of post here.

HAY GUIZE I MAD THIS RAD SUPPORT IMAGE WAT DO U THING>?
Edit: I made it better!

 

[8-peacock-8]

 

[HylianHeroBigBoss]

(This is gonna be one of the weirdest threads yet)

 

[MagnesD3]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


WHEN I WAS AN EGG I ATE FOUR DOZEN LADS

NOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOEEE

 

[Jaedrik]

SHAVING AND WAXING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME, LIKE THINKING, HENCE WHY GASTON DOESN'T DO IT OFTEN. HE KNOWS THIS.

Oshi- movie spoilers.

Spoiler

Add this to Gaston's resume, he has experience dying by falling.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

And it starts.

 

[8-peacock-8]

 

[Jaedrik]

 

[God Robert's Cousin]

This is officially the best thread.

None compares to Gaston.

No eggceptions.

 

[Frostwraith]

Yup. The best thread for mods to lock it.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Yup. The best thread for mods to lock it.

 

[Jaedrik]

 

[Jaedrik]

I updated the OP with a support image!

BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

 

[Starcutter]

It's been such a long time since I have seen this movie.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Groose will probably be the closest we get to Gaston in SSB4.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

This thread may be the best thing ever!

I take that back.

It IS the best thing ever.

 

[Jaedrik]

Thank you, thank you. *bow, bow*.
Please, everyone, show your support for Gaston-senpai and put the support image in your sigs!

 

[MagnesD3]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

 

[Altais]

Crazy old Maurice.

 

[FalKoopa]

This thread is creeeeepy.

 

[HylianHeroBigBoss]

This thread is creeeeepy.

Your right, but creepy isnt quite good enough.

Which means we must take it a step further and make it downright frightening

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been locked yet.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Does this help?

With the whole, making this thread frightning thing that is.

 

[Curious Villager]

Hmm... I guess I'm in the really weird part of SmashBoards again...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

SHAVING AND WAXING IS A DANGEROUS PASTIME, LIKE THINKING, HENCE WHY GASTON DOESN'T DO IT OFTEN. HE KNOWS THIS.

Oshi- movie spoilers.

Spoiler

Add this to Gaston's resume, he has experience dying by falling.

In other words, he dies like an old person that didn't have life alert

 

[Johnknight1]

I came in expecting some crappy thread.

I was disappoint... AND I AM HAPPY!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. OP for this post. I officially have faith that we may get some good new posters, specifically jokers, jokesters, and trolls, especially WITH ME AS THE SMASH WII U CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

 

[Chiroz]

Is it just me or is his moveset actually interesting and enticing to play with?

 

[8-peacock-8]

 

[Vintage Creep]

Frollo is much much better

 

[MagnesD3]

Frollo is much much better

He is amazing but no one beats gaston.

 

[8-peacock-8]

The Frollo Show. Search it. (Gaston is Frollo's best friend)

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

I may be surprised this isn't locked but...

I SUPPORT GASTON!

 

[nessokman]

this was awkward, because in my theater class we did beauty and the beast as our play

 

[CaptainKirby]

Only if this song is somewhere in there as a CD:

 

[Opossum]

Hehe...my high school did Beauty and the Beast as their play this year. I helped by being an usher. Good times.


Anyway,

 

[Roberto zampari]

No, not disney characters according with this:

In August 2012, Sakurai stated that while the addition of third-party characters appealed to fans and broadened the Smash Bros. audience, he recognized the need to narrow down their inclusion since introducing non-Nintendo characters "willy-nilly" would lose focus of the game

Nintendo and Sega are the main focus of the game.

 

[FalKoopa]

No, not disney characters according with this:

This is a joke thread.

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

It doesn't take much to realize that this is a joke thread. Sorry, but no one gets locked out harder than Gaston.