boss8
Smash Hero
whats the worst excuse you ever heard because someone lost at smash.mine was"my controller doesn't work!!!" after like 5 mins into the match.
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worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost
- Thread starter boss8
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udikq
Smash Apprentice
One guy who lost to me explained to his friend like this:
"I have never played against him before"
"I have never played against him before"
Apocalypse™
Smash Journeyman
"My controller is melting..." I said this after the paint from my controller started coming off.
boss8
Smash Hero
how does the controller melt WTF
Rapid_Assassin
Smash Master
I was playing Ness vs. a Luigi. First stock, he maybe did 30% to me. 2nd stock, I just stood there in one place, he approached with the same attack from the same direction everytime, and i just shieldgrabbed him and threw him until he died from it. 3rd stock, he fireballed me to full health. Frustrated, he suicided the rest of his lives and shouted "This is such bull****! Luigi can't beat Ness! His grabs are such bull****! And fireballs heal him!"
Vs. the same player, I was Mewtwo, he was Link. It was on Corneria. I was to the left. He was on the right, on top of the wing, shooting arrows. I moved my position below him next to the wall, and u-aired him a bunch of times. He kept trying to arrow me. Then he suicided his last life. "I didn't think you'd be cheap enough to go down there when you still had 3 lives and i only had 1." It didn't occur to him to 1. use bombs instead of arrows, or 2. move 1 inch to the left, so that i'd have to move my position again to damage him.
The same guy has other classic 1 liners when he loses, such as:
"I'd like to die with some merit!"
"L-cancelling is cheap!"
"Stop hunting me!"
"You're being a *****!"
Vs. the same player, I was Mewtwo, he was Link. It was on Corneria. I was to the left. He was on the right, on top of the wing, shooting arrows. I moved my position below him next to the wall, and u-aired him a bunch of times. He kept trying to arrow me. Then he suicided his last life. "I didn't think you'd be cheap enough to go down there when you still had 3 lives and i only had 1." It didn't occur to him to 1. use bombs instead of arrows, or 2. move 1 inch to the left, so that i'd have to move my position again to damage him.
The same guy has other classic 1 liners when he loses, such as:
"I'd like to die with some merit!"
"L-cancelling is cheap!"
"Stop hunting me!"
"You're being a *****!"
Lord Pancho
Smash Rookie
This guy saied he spilled his oat meal on his g=cube that might have been true =D because i did that once to
Jazzy Jinx
♥♪!?
Are you a b****? I can see how that effects the outcome of a match.
Mine was "I wasn't in the mood to play."
I usually use my Mario against my cousin's Flaco. I always win. He used to make excuses like crazy but then he just gave up making excuses and would just say "meh" after every match. The first time he beat me he hanged it over my head for weeks despite me telling him that his 1 victory was against my 100 victories.
Mine was "I wasn't in the mood to play."
I usually use my Mario against my cousin's Flaco. I always win. He used to make excuses like crazy but then he just gave up making excuses and would just say "meh" after every match. The first time he beat me he hanged it over my head for weeks despite me telling him that his 1 victory was against my 100 victories.
commonyoshi
Smash Hero
Edit: Oops. This makes me look bad. 
Random picture!
Random picture!
Cra$hman
Smash Lord
please try to stay on topic
Galeon
Smash Ace
"The ball was wet. There was nothing anyone could have done..."
ximrekcuf
Smash Apprentice
Wow the sun is in my eyes... as if he couldnt have moved???
Wrath`
Smash Master
One of my friends said i sharked,but it was his cube and stuff.
StellaNova
Smash Journeyman
"if fox didnt have that blue hexagon he would be useless!"
Rapid_Assassin
Smash Master
Well, if beating 2 people that suck on a team together without losing a life as Ness qualifies as being a *****, then yeah.... Funny thing though was he was cheering for me the next match when he wasn't playing.
boss8
Smash Hero
wow noob the blue hexagon is known as the shine aka reflector.
Smooth Criminal
Da Cheef
"I didn't know Sheik's dash attack could get under my shield!" (When, clearly, my opponent just let go of the button at the wrong moment.)
"My music wasn't playing." ('Nuff said.)
"My music wasn't playing." ('Nuff said.)
Genuine
Smash Apprentice
If you didnt wavedash I would have owned you(this coming from the guy who claimed he could super wave dash with falco)
You got lucky(hrm I forgot Marth's fair combo is 100% luck)
this controller is bulls***(none of my other friends complain about meh controller)
Im tired(hrmm we've been playing for the same time)
You throw to much( coming from the guy who knows only smash and forward B)
If I got one good hit with Falco's up B. I would have won( Do I even have to say anything)
You got lucky(hrm I forgot Marth's fair combo is 100% luck)
this controller is bulls***(none of my other friends complain about meh controller)
Im tired(hrmm we've been playing for the same time)
You throw to much( coming from the guy who knows only smash and forward B)
If I got one good hit with Falco's up B. I would have won( Do I even have to say anything)
Giggidax
Smash Ace
well i jus played my friend today, and beat him 2 out of 2 matches. him having had the game for well over a year explains to me "i didnt get any practice over the weekend" and here i am just gotten the game. i told him that he should practice more often then.... hehe
commonyoshi
Smash Hero
Oh. I just remembered one my friend said.
"You go on Smashboards."
true .
"You go on Smashboards."
true .
mood4food77
Smash Hero
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2005
- Messages
- 5,964
you cheeser...for me using the same move over and over again (usually the standing A...when it's right there)
i go, it's there, gotta be cheap
he says, well, stop being a *****
i go, it's there, gotta be cheap
he says, well, stop being a *****
My friend and I had just walked into the house where the Super Smash Bros. Tournament was going on... after about five minutes, someone else came in. We friendlied.
We both beat him, and his excuse was 'I just spent 45 minutes in a car'.
It was funny. We had just spent four HOURS in a car.
Don't blame travel, folks.
We both beat him, and his excuse was 'I just spent 45 minutes in a car'.
It was funny. We had just spent four HOURS in a car.
Don't blame travel, folks.
Oh Jesus, here we go again >.>
**After being spiked by Luigi's taunt at 23%**
"Stfu you little b*tch, the only reason I died was cause I blinked"
Others:
"It wasn't my file" *Everything unlocked on both*
"I didn't get to use falcon punch"
"You only won cause you avoided my attacks"
"My finger slipped"
"You distracted me with your sliding: (wavedash is what I assumed he meant)
"All you do is hit me" (yeah, I've actually heard this one)
"This game's ghey, all you do is press buttons" (Certainly not like every other video game in the world)
"I was yawning"
"You're a noob, that's the only reason why I lost" ( Contradictory much?)
"You controller is hacked" (it was his controller)
And a few others I can't remember at the moment
**After being spiked by Luigi's taunt at 23%**
"Stfu you little b*tch, the only reason I died was cause I blinked"
Others:
"It wasn't my file" *Everything unlocked on both*
"I didn't get to use falcon punch"
"You only won cause you avoided my attacks"
"My finger slipped"
"You distracted me with your sliding: (wavedash is what I assumed he meant)
"All you do is hit me" (yeah, I've actually heard this one)
"This game's ghey, all you do is press buttons" (Certainly not like every other video game in the world)
"I was yawning"
"You're a noob, that's the only reason why I lost" ( Contradictory much?)
"You controller is hacked" (it was his controller)
And a few others I can't remember at the moment
Ryuker Reo
Smash Apprentice
"What the ****? Why didn't my character jump? These stupid controllers are always ****ed up."
After that excuse we suitched controllers.
"What the hell? The one is broken too. Buy better controllers man."
After that excuse we suitched controllers.
"What the hell? The one is broken too. Buy better controllers man."
nitro-blazer
Smash Lord
*He ends up in my mouth off the edge.*
I hate you Alex.
I hate you Alex.
Zeee
Smash Journeyman
Heres some I hear from people I play.
"I play for fun."
"You watch too many videos."
"I never fought (insert character)"
"My combos work on CPUs"
"I don't have a GC/SSBM anymore"
"I have a job"
"I hate to be in the Air ( This is me fighting a marth as falcon)"
"You grab too much)"
"DI/Combo/Falcon/Sheik/Mario/Cape/ is cheap"
"I hate DKsides"
"I can't do anything against Jiggily's Bair when I'm trying to come back."
My favorite is.
"You don't play like how you used to."
"I play for fun."
"You watch too many videos."
"I never fought (insert character)"
"My combos work on CPUs"
"I don't have a GC/SSBM anymore"
"I have a job"
"I hate to be in the Air ( This is me fighting a marth as falcon)"
"You grab too much)"
"DI/Combo/Falcon/Sheik/Mario/Cape/ is cheap"
"I hate DKsides"
"I can't do anything against Jiggily's Bair when I'm trying to come back."
My favorite is.
"You don't play like how you used to."
Jazzy Jinx
♥♪!?
"I have AIDS"
"You have AIDS"
"My dog has AIDS"
"You have AIDS"
"My dog has AIDS"
purekorea
Smash Journeyman
Not mine but was watching my friend play a noob fox with his doc and for the last kill he caped the firefox recovery.
"WTF! since when does that thing turn people around, I've never seen that before."
"WTF! since when does that thing turn people around, I've never seen that before."
alcheato
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2005
- Messages
- 525
One of my friends plays Luigi and he doesn't use any technique except L-canceling so whenever I beat him as any character, despite him consistently losing to me since the first day I got the game I hear the same bull****: "You have to use gay moves off the internet to win!" As if he couldn't look them up or learn them from me.
Earthbound360
Smash Hero
"You cant do that."
Me: Do what?
"Hit me with you bat like that. Thats why I lost."
Me: Do what?
"Hit me with you bat like that. Thats why I lost."
virtualgamecafe
Smash Journeyman
"oh come on my guy was shielding" or a"not fair! you electrocuted yourself into me!
or"you cant be on fire" or "that was a glitch the attack went through the wing and killed me or"hey you called that arwing to kill me" or"you cant stall so that i get carried away on the arwing"... or "your helping the computer!"
or"you cant be on fire" or "that was a glitch the attack went through the wing and killed me or"hey you called that arwing to kill me" or"you cant stall so that i get carried away on the arwing"... or "your helping the computer!"
MASTER_VOID
Smash Journeyman
How bout.........where Did my second jump go....this match dosent count cuz i cant play with him...... stop running away ...you always cheat wit that move.....i dont feel like playing......and your a ***** at this game