DALegendarySauce
Smash Journeyman
Ok, if you guys are like me, you go to tournaments only to get knocked out by someone better than you, and then you go drink water from the fountain for 6 hours while trying to sneak in a highfive with isai. Well, consider that the past!!
I found a way around losing. It is attributed all to 2 letters. D Q
Disqualified. This happens ina tournament for many reasons.
1) stalling
2) pausing
3) being violent or something idk.
stalling is up to them so you can't make them do that
being violent isn't gonna be easy to make a lot of people do (Yuna)
but if you use my strategiez you can get them to pause and get them dq'd
Technique #1 : Sneezing
Most smashers are pretty nice. If the match starts and you are sneezing they'll prolly pause for you. This brings the set to 1-0 for you if you play your cards right.
Just start sneezing a lot and they'll pause 95% of the time.
Technique #2 : Controller drop
Same as #1 except drop your controller and say some obscenity or some exclaimation.
works 65% of the time.
Techique #3 : Trick start button
When the match is going on (Not at the startQ!!!) press your controller next to pause and say "Did they turn pause off?!? crap!"
works 45% of the time
Techique #4 : Self destruct
Ask them if that controller has a working start button
30%
WARNING: This will not work in the same set as #3
Techinique #5: Houdini
walk away from the match mid game.(beginning of match = better) Say something like "Shoot! I forgot my cell phone"
works 100% of the time!!!
If you are skeptical I got 4th in 40 person tourney using this strat. I usually go 1,4 or 5,4
but sometimes i go 2,5 or 2,3
April Foolz!
I found a way around losing. It is attributed all to 2 letters. D Q
Disqualified. This happens ina tournament for many reasons.
1) stalling
2) pausing
3) being violent or something idk.
stalling is up to them so you can't make them do that
being violent isn't gonna be easy to make a lot of people do (Yuna)
but if you use my strategiez you can get them to pause and get them dq'd
Technique #1 : Sneezing
Most smashers are pretty nice. If the match starts and you are sneezing they'll prolly pause for you. This brings the set to 1-0 for you if you play your cards right.
Just start sneezing a lot and they'll pause 95% of the time.
Technique #2 : Controller drop
Same as #1 except drop your controller and say some obscenity or some exclaimation.
works 65% of the time.
Techique #3 : Trick start button
When the match is going on (Not at the startQ!!!) press your controller next to pause and say "Did they turn pause off?!? crap!"
works 45% of the time
Techique #4 : Self destruct
Ask them if that controller has a working start button
30%
WARNING: This will not work in the same set as #3
Techinique #5: Houdini
walk away from the match mid game.(beginning of match = better) Say something like "Shoot! I forgot my cell phone"
works 100% of the time!!!
If you are skeptical I got 4th in 40 person tourney using this strat. I usually go 1,4 or 5,4
but sometimes i go 2,5 or 2,3
April Foolz!