MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
The Best Johns So Far Are..
Felix, let me clear up why I came in last place, I'll list the reasons why I just wasn't myself that day.
1.) I was malnutritioned, I didn't eat for six days.
2.) I had some wierd type of rare Pnuemonia that prevented me from seeing clearly.
3.) I had a fever of 103.7
4.) I was drunk off some type of German Beer.
5.) I smoked a cigarillo, but turns out a Jamacian put some of that green stuff in it, and I was seeing 2 and 3 of the characters I was fighting, this caused me to suicide quite a bit.
6.) I had a new strain of the Bird Flu, but I managed to get over that.
7.) I was suffering from Dizziness and my equalibrium was off due to me walking for that six days in the desert sun.
8.) I didn't own a gamecube and only played ever few weeks or so by hiking up to the Apalachian mountains every two weeks, having to fight mountain goats, Yetti's (Snowmen things), The real life Popo and Nana, a Dragon, and finally Harry potter strung out just to reach the gamecube, you don't even wanna know what epic feat I had to accomplish Just to get the T.V. to play it on.
LolzAll of these come from JEWZFTW:
• You're lucky I don't own this game
• The worst part is, is you're not even good.
• Wow auto-targeting me
• You just throw out hitboxes
• I was in damage mode
• Chronic hitboxes all over me
• The game just cheated for you and you know it.
and his other 1,000 johns are all listed here:
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