View Full Version : For Notice of S.D.B Members: SCT5 19th-22nd May Weekend !Celebrating Lil Craig's Move
Right, from what ive gathered various members are able to make it up fro the 19th weekend ^_______^
But who?! lil craigy is moving upto newcastle so you guys got make it up and celebrate the move, sct sylee yusss!
ed out
Whoop Whoop ace <3 SCT!!!! S-D-B 4 LIF3 <3
cant wait dude hehe
ShineOfScott-SOS
05-09-2006, 03:28 PM
yea im coming safe <3
SGT Stevie
05-09-2006, 05:11 PM
good to see lil craigy is joining the toon army! The relpacement for Shearer has been found!
Cpt.Zeppo
05-10-2006, 05:46 AM
Just to clarify...this isnt a tournament is it?
nope nope, ill post up the history of scts one day but basically sct4 was the only tournament. the rest are just sdb get togethers ; )
Cpt.Zeppo
05-10-2006, 07:13 AM
oh right,good stuff :).I was just wondering since you were planning a tourney before RoS3.
yeah i dont think that will be happening : ( . Was chatting to scott and looks like we wil be hosting a tourney at scotts inr ugby in august (13-14th). Least its something to look forward too ^_^
Foxy_Sharpy
05-10-2006, 09:18 AM
right well im gonna check i have money and **** and if i do then ill be up for the 19th guys :) if i do go ANYONE WANNA LIFT?
OMGOSH yesh I LOVE DAN my 9 stock WONDER <3
SGT Stevie
05-10-2006, 10:11 AM
Its alll about the 9 stock you Scotties!
so who is coming up ? dan/lilc and scott for definite? jam maybe? anyone tried convincing geoffrey?!
mwah
Foxy_Sharpy
05-10-2006, 01:06 PM
Cheers Stevie you know it i hear your kicking *** with marth now good man!!! My little Craigy coming in my little Car---ey is it?:D
goeff has A exam on the 19th :( and on the monday i think :(
dan yeshy poos
DevMBC
05-10-2006, 05:14 PM
I've got an exam on the Tuesday but I might still come up depending on when I'll be getting back (Dan? ^___^ <3<3) and how much work I'm'a force myself to do in the next couple weeks >_<
Foxy_Sharpy
05-10-2006, 05:22 PM
Well ill be coming down on the Friday probably going to Reading T-Station to pick people up(sorry my little Craigy but its just easier plus i know it now) and Jam yes that means its WELL EASY FOR YOU:) Probs getting there for about 6 then driving up to Ed's to get there for about the same time as last time about 12 ish i reckon and then coming back on Monday if thats a bank holiday if its not then Sunday both at same time about 3pm....and when i say leaving at 3pm i actually mean leaving at.....3pm no fanny'ing about get stuff ready and leave at 3.Anyone that does want a lift it costs me two lots of £30 tanks of petrol to get there and same back thats £120 worth of fuel.....So i will want £20 from each person oh and lil craigy boy that does mean you too plus you owe me but ill let you get settled first befoe i ask you for money because i know how hard it can be on the money front trust(Nod's at Ed agreeingly and remembers conversation about celebration when we both get outta debt ;) )Ughhh yeah thats my rant or whatever but there is space for well you guys have all been in the car now you know....
um dan i will speak to yew on msn <3 (This craig at v3x? ^__^ <3)
i second what dan says about the petrol, it really does cost that much =x
craigy u still coming?! =x
Date : Wednesday 10th of May , My Mam's Birthday
Today I got up around approximately 8.30am. Once again I had a very poor sleep, waking up often and needing the toilet. ****, I really need to get it checked out. On my to do list. Also noticed the returns of 'the sweats'. Think they maybe related to stress, having lost my job again!
Trotted into Laura's room for our daily morning chat with a hot brew. Alot of giggles to be had including the classic line 'music blaring and dices blitzin' . This was followed by what is becoming a more regular breafast downa nd the local greasy spoon. Getting upset at the prices, £3.50 and only one rasher of bacon and sausage! Thought to myself that I could open a cafe myself and charge less, my fryups are much better. Not a bad plan especially with my lack of employment.****!
Picked up some flowers for my Mum's Birthday. Spoke to her on the phone and was roped into some conversation about getting property in Bulgaria. Didn't understand why, where the **** is Bulgaria?! Made her card again, id say it was a 7/10. Had '4 my mum' on the front. Straight to the heart definetly make up for the woeful flowers, eek!
On the way home from shopping Ellie spotted a countryside reserve and I spotted a new shoe shop. It was decided, after we dropped some disposable cameras at a little known shop near mine (£3.50 per camera, not bad) , that we should visit both.
First up was Rising Sun country park. I checked out a signboard on the way in and it advertise all manner of wildlife to look out for. Sadly, such favourites of mine as the Water Vole, Woodland Mouse and Fox were not to be seen. This was depressing especially as I had discovered while there that I don't like Swans or Horses. Ellie made me touch this one horse's nostrils repreatedly. I did not enjoy it. However, the walk in the sun was lush and was a thoroughly enjoyable trip! Oh, I held some tadpoles in my hand aswell. Yeay!
Second up was the new shop. It didn't look very nice inside. There were alot of plastic shoes and common folk. On looking round the isles I noticed some cool pair of sand shoes for only £3.98 I tried on a size 10 but they were abit loose. I was going to buy them but Ellie said that I shouldn't as I wouldn't wear them like I did the last pair of shoes I bought (does anyone want to buy a pair of size 10 macbeths?!) The problem though was that there was no sizes 9s'! I was just going to leave it but Ellie told me to stop being impatient and got a store assistant to keep a pair for me from a incoming shipment tomorrow. I shall have to go in and get them in the morning, woot!
Got back to our place around 4pm. Decided since it was a lush day to go buy some beer, pushed the wallet out and got some Stella. We decided to sit on our rooftoop out the back. Was abit uncomfortable saying as the roof wasn't play and at a steep angle. However, with some rearranging a comfy position was found. We were then aptly joined by Stu, Marny and Dan. Had a enjoyable discussion about Universities.
Felt really hungry by this point and decided that the Kitchen was too unclean to cook in. For me to not cook for mess this is quite some feat! Rang up Nana and went around hers with Ellie for another fryup! im going to die of a heart attack !
On arriving home I was ambushed by my neighbour Dan. Dan lives next door with three others ; Will, Jim and Marny. Their all cool guys, toners like us and computer game freaks. I think the correlation between stoner = computer game freaks is pretty strong. Only difference between the houses is that we play Smash and they play Pro Evo. Ive tried many a times to introduce smashand think I may have made a breahthrough with Will.
Dan used his previus knowledge of a lack of employment and therefore need of money to convince him to drive him too Shrewsbury and back. Though this is a 7 hour return journey and saying as I have a strong dislike for driving long distances right now this does not sit well with me. Dan did soten the blow however, throwing a bag of weed into the deal. Can't turn that down.
From around 6pm - 11pm I sat and smoked with Nick and Richy. Alot of creasing went on. I drew a moustache on Vinny Jones and out gripped Richy when he tried to but a spoon down my pants. Super Ed! Started creeping Richy out by writing 'Ed's Weapon' on this manky pillow ive had since I was little. On the opposite side I wrote ' Rich's Death'. Ths made Rich very paranoid. I put an alarm on my phone for 5.50am with the title 'Kill Richy'. I told him I put the alarm on for 6/50pm to throw him off the scent.
Has another 'shop' brainwave. Was thinking of opening a English take away. Like, ordering a Full English with a cuppa and having it delivered. I think this may take off, may do some market reearch. This goes well with my other two shop ideas ;
1. 'Sweet Shop' - In this shop I would sell all manner of sweets. The trick though is that id only open late at nights and establish myself in Student areas. Probably call the shop, 'Ive got the munchies'. I may even hire someone on a scooter to deliver orders. This way customers could ring up saying ;
"Hey Ive got the munchies!"
Or the shop could be called 'You've got the munchies'. Then when customers ring up theorder helpine the person tht answers could say ;
" Hello you've got the munchies . . . . "
2. A 'DIY Shop' . In this shop I would sell unusual tools that no where else sold.
Im now feeling rather ill. Very wrecked and pretty drunk from eight bottles of Stella. Nick just said 'ADIOS' to me. Presuming he has gone to bed.
Think ill head to bed aswell.
Night
DevMBC
05-10-2006, 07:38 PM
Venjoyable read =o All sounds good except the unusual tool DIY shop confuses me - Me thinks it will fast become an s&m establishment.
Foxy_Sharpy
05-10-2006, 07:53 PM
ha ha man that was well good my eyes were just bleeding from reading so much but i got through it and it was well worth it though im knackered now as well....Im loving the whole ring ring......ring ring......ring...."Hello" ---"You've got the munchies" Lots of giggling "****...Man yeah i have **** can you sort me out with an 1/8th of Cola cubes?"....Good work hope it catches on man....Nighty night
Smashbros
05-10-2006, 08:00 PM
I dont know how you do all the drinking and drugs man, i did quite a lot of drinking and smoked a bit of weed a few years ago and it just made me miserable, i felt like ****. Because my body felt like **** my mood was the same.
Right now i'm the opposite, decided i need to start getting healthy because 1. i'm seriosuly underweight and 2 exercise and healthy diet means i'll feel better so, i'm taking protein/corbohydrate drinks eating fruit and vegetables eveyday and doing some weight training. i'm starting to see a difference, i feel more motivated and i got more energy. I used to and still do sometimes stay up all night.... sleep all day, never leave my room, eat nothing and drink a lot, i'm trying hard not to go back to that.
I'm not preaching to you ^_^ just sharing my experiences.
SGT Stevie
05-10-2006, 08:56 PM
What happened to sorting your life out Ed?
its all good in the hood. Does anyone remember Adam Ricketts? Rumour has it that he's becoming a Tory mp! Also, anyone think that building your own wrestling ring is a good idea? Its a cost effective way for a student to have fun. Just speaking to Rich on msn now and reminding him that Ed is going to kill him. Rich stands firm that his door is locked but Ed will find ways...............................He always does.
He used to have a fooking moustache!
S D B 4 LIF3 <3 Ed Proves It to us hehe ^__^
Date : Thursday the 11th of May , Ants!
Up early again this morning, round about 8am. Lay in bed till 9pm then went to chat to Laura. Ellie was wide awake having been in bed since 8pm the previous day, lazy girl!
Ellie told me about a psychic she was going to see that night. I do not trust psychics! Just like religion I find it hard putting faith into something I can not see. Im a purebred realist but ellie says it is also because im a pessimist. That is partly true. I don't like the idea of going to some showing with a guy that is going to tell me bad news. Why add more stress to our lives ?! no need to look back at things, look forward. The Ed philosophy.
Ended up getting into further discussion about fate. To me fate is alot of bull****. The idea that my life is already mapped out is crap. I like making my own choices. Laura thought that our lvies were already mapped out but there were places we could make critical choices, thought that sounded like sitting on the fence!
Round 10 we went to pick up the shoes I was meant to get yesterday. Turned out the guy we had spoken too had given us the wrong day and that infact they wouldn't be in till Friday, ****! On the way home a Andrex advert on a bus station grabbed my attention. I think being the guy that design Andrex adverts must be awful. Would definetly make my top three of jobs I don't want. Your creative talents must be so strained as the boss is like , " you've got a golden labrador to play with" , proper restrictive. Ain't much you can do except have the dog chase the toilet paper. On the toilet paper sbject I'll tell you what was sick. That advert that had the two bears wiping their arses! I hate when animals are personsified! I don't want to see bears doing human activities or monkeys making my tea.
My perfect job would be to be the creator of Kinder Egg toys. Id love to be locked in a room with a supply of kinder eggs to eat, tea to drink and weed to smoke. I swear id come up with some amazing toys for your children. Goats in boats and Deers in trains.
When I got home I decided to have a look at the net. On logging onto msn I was bombarded by some Venezuelan kid saying' "have you seen it, have you seen it?! " this led to seeing the Super Smash Brothers Brawl trailer video. I instantly came in my pants. Made my ****ing week! The graphics looked amazing and the new characters looked well impressive. Ive already got a Pit ditto set up with Jam; for ownership of being the first Pit in the UK. Although if Doshin the Giant was inthe ame id jump at the chance to play my doshy. ****ing cutest character ever, id stomp all over Jam's Pit. Ain't care if he was as bad as Bowser, Doshin would be my life ^_^.
Alot of my worries for the Wii Smash were put to rest. Mainly the fact the motionless controller would not be used and that the GC controller was completely compatible was great news. Brought a super grin to my face!
Zero Suit Samus can sit on my ****.
At eleven I grabbed my first beer and by hap past the hour Richy (who had infact locked his door all night!!!) was up on the first joint was on the go. Once again it was a superlush today, sun proper blitzin. Richy was easily persuaded to ring in ill stating that he had sick and diarhorrea (the perfect excuse). Decided that next week we were going to go to that zoo were the monkeys climb on your car. At the same time I told Richy that Girafees aroused me. He wasn't impressed. He said ;
" your something else"
I heard that comment alot today =x
Me and Richy decided to pop next door to our neighbours. Ended up sitting on the spare couch. This seemed rather unusual as their are four people living next door and only 3 two people sofas. We were going to find out! The Will was watching england v sri lanka at cricket. I can't get away with cricket. The sport is just too dull. Will tried to convince me that there was alot more too it, stating that the batsmen was 'MANIPULATING' the fielders (guys that run and catch the ball in the air). If being a good batsmen takes just bamming the ball to one area till the opponents shuffle more men there then changing locations to knock in then sign me up. Ill be the next Flintoff. Its weird that Asians play cricket. I think this is because it is more iconic being a star batsmen or like individual glory while in football they would have to share it with a field full of white kids.
By about 4.30pm the munchies hit big style. Me and Rich went down to McDonalds. Bought myself a large Big Mac meal with extra Hamburger and milkshake. Hadn;t had milkshakes in years. I put this down to feeling like im a kid buying one. However, after taken my first drink I realised it wa sbecause it is so much effort sucking the mikshake up the straw. Don't have the patience to leave it to melt abit. Also feels abit gay.
Phoenetic Alphabet Ed style ;
A - Arnold
B - Beaver
C- Car
D - Diver
E - Elephant
F - Flange
G - Graham
H- Hawk
I - Iggy
J - Juggernaut
K - Kingdom
L - Liver
M - Montreal
N - Nintendo
O - Orangina
P - Peacock
Q - Qatar
R - Rugby
S - Student
T - Tugboat
U - Unicorn
V - Victoria
W - Warrior
X - Xenophobic
Y- Yellowstone Park
Z - Zoo
By around 6pm I was pretty ****ed. We decided to start on a Mario Party decathlon. But not quite decathlon as we did it across four mario parties X_x. Not sure what to call that, a quadathlon ?! The Olympic contestants were -> Ed 'the ripper' Eddon , Richy 'Dog Hair' Semmence, The_Will and finally 1 Point Dan. It was a close contest, especially since for Mario Party 7 I passed the control of my Toad over to Marnney. We managed to sneak out a win with an impressive 111 points to Richy's 108. Officially Mario cross house champion!
" your something else"
Right about . . now is when me and Rich realised we were sitting on a couch full of ants! ****ing ants everywhere and in anything. Had to nash out the room and pull my pants of. Swear I had ants down my pants. Its given me the creeps right now, the last thing I want is a ant climbing up my bellend. I get horrible images in my head like a lil ants messing round in my body like 'land of the giants' style. Add Ants onto my list of hated animals. (makes three; Swans, Horses and Ants).
The Will told me a story about holding a giant Caterpillar today. The story wasn't exciting enough to write about.
It was Alan Shearer's testimonial today. Man it hurts so bad. Seeing Shearer retire makes me feel old. He is like the symbol of my childhood. Got abit down about the occasion and was on the verge of tears. Goodbye Alan, Geordie Legend forever!
(If anyone watched the testimonial it wa slike wathcing an Opera lol. Celtic give away a goal and a penalty inthe last two minutes in laughable style. Shearer then trots on , who couldn't play due to injury, and puts in a penalty for the win. Proper rocking)
I feel like ive got ants on me, going to hit the bath.
Night.
SGT Stevie
05-12-2006, 04:35 PM
Ed your stories are more intrigueing than coronation street. I can't wait for the next episode. So many questions need answering?
-Will the ants mutate into human-size ones and take over the world by stealing peoples' pancreas?
-Will Ed get a job?
-Are Ed and Richie having a secret affair in which they supposedly dash off to play croquet with Gordon Brown?
-Will Ed discover that he has fallopian tubes that have their own brains but no nervous system so they can't move?
-Will Ed find out what oscillating manogomy is?
I can't wait for the next episode...........................
I hope enough southern members make it up . .so that we can have another north v south =x
Foxy_Sharpy
05-13-2006, 03:25 PM
Im down with a north south
Ed,Stevie,Gladam,Scott
Sharpy,Craig,Geoff,Jam is that right?
Am i missing someone or is some of those not coming?
"Hit me back just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Dan"
I hope this weekend cheers me up :/ <3
uhm why does everyone think scotts north? he is only 1 hour north of jam =s and no where near the northern counties lol
The North will be four out of the following : Ed/Stevie/Gladam/Richy/Addy and Stu. Definites being me stu and addy plus one other
versus
The South : dan,lil craig, jama nd scott. lil crai gmaking his first and last appearance for the south. after that hes all north mwahaha
Gladam
05-15-2006, 06:50 PM
Adam got his tckets for this weekend =D
23 quid copared with the usual 49!!! =0 amazin ^_^
see you all soon!
*smoooooch*
Foxy_Sharpy
05-16-2006, 11:53 AM
Right Gladams coming Sweet another Rendition of Jigg's Vs' Jigg's and Link - Link i believe should be in store.Hopefully there is plenty of Green there too Winks at Ed and smiles and then Nods to Geoff to roll or Richie actually and some of that beastie stuff too.Ha....North - South is gonna be interesting too Is Craigy gonna be on our's or yours Kone?
Like Ed said ealier, this will the last time that i will be playing for South ^__^
Foxy_Sharpy
05-16-2006, 04:24 PM
Sorry smarty pants failed to remember that grrr right awesome well we dont need you anyway(turns to wall bangs head against it and cries out in floods of tears) :(
ShineOfScott-SOS
05-17-2006, 03:31 PM
im sooooo south... =]
Gladam
05-17-2006, 04:05 PM
hehe, sharpy doesnt have a "." key on his keyboard, i get well confused >.<
but i love ya
hehe i will still <3 you the same lol ^__^
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