Betty Thread

[TheCoach]

BettY
Betty, he is everyone's sexual fantasy's and my love for him has persuaded me to make a space where we can all just express our feelings about BETTY I for one know that Mr C Loves betty and .......................WTF am i saying this thread is designed for you guys to say whatever the **** you want about betty Because Betty is like a littel engin that could first of all betty is a man who enjoys long walks on the Beach(but this beach is a beach in Final Fantasy 11 the online WOW type game that he enjoys) Betty is also looking for any black women and by black women i mean MR C............................well whatever Betty I love YOu

[JesusFreak]

Someone is bored. :laugh:

[The Great Marth]

im betty.........

[Mr.C]

Well Betty is a sexy man indeed, And my love towards him is everlasting. Id so have kids with him if he wasnt a guy, well actually id still have kids with him even if he was a guy. But Betty is more then just a guy he is triangular and pretty **** sexy, by sexy I mean Betty has some big *** titay's kinda like JF but to a more OMG I WANT TO HUG UR TITAYS!! extent. It all started when I first saw him at GE and I looked into his eyes and it was love at first sight. Dont be fooled Betty is Morbidly obese and you just cant go around hugging him our he could sit on some *****es. Me and Coach share the same passion to this this sexy beast of 600lbs and we even made an album about him and our love together. You can buy that **** gangsta g homie ***** *** funk diddy up in walmart for like 17.00$ *****s named looda biatchs PEACE :confused:

[TheCoach]

Dude wtf nobody is expressing their feelings

waaaaamn

Betty I love ur smash skills when i grow up i wanna be just like you.......................yayyy

[sos246]

yeah betty is cool and all but as for having kids with him... errr yeah. good luck with that mr.c :)

[TheCoach]

hey sos this thread is for that reason alone for people to express their ture inner feelings about betty if Mr C wants to make babies with betty then that is exeptional good job Mr C
ohh and sos Don't you coming all up in my hizzle thinkin you know who my bady's daddy is *****

[sos246]

lol i heard betty won his noob tournament. good job betty. :)

[TheCoach]

when i grow up i wanna be just like BEtty

[D'oH]

betty spaghetti?

[TheCoach]

Betty is my hero

[sos246]

yeah betty is my hero 2. one day i wanna grow up just like him.. wait no i dont! i hate ff11!

[TheCoach]

Yeah FF11 sucks it has taken too many smashers from our crew


Betty look i like foot belts that have a panda who screams betty betty

[Mr.C]

Dude bety is like roar i want cheese so i gave it to him being the nice guy i am, but he ate my finger so i kicked him and he reached in his left teet and grabbed a gc controller and hit me with it. i cried but it was ok, cause we made up and then made some babies, which ofcourse we shipped off to Iraq to make Soccer balls for 0.5cents per day. <3 i love bety.

[TheCoach]

Ahh coan this be the betty thread will hit 2 whole pages soon ahhhhh betty ahh

poopaloop

[TheCoach]

I love Betty

[sos246]

dude the hamburglar>grimace>ronaldmcdonald>thelittlebushthingys.
me betty mr.ed jose

[TheCoach]

dude my banner pwns

[sos246]

i just had a awesome weekend. im gonna post sum of it up. :)

me,coach,and eagle in a car after we just left malibu grand prix.

coach-**** sos! you busted out and played ddr like crazy! you got like a crowd watching

sos_what!? for real!

coach- yeah niga! man i hope i see melody tonight

sos- why?

coach- cuz man shes a fukin pro at sex man.

sos- pro? lol ok.

coach- naw man its like this. a noob is all slow and dosent know what to do anbd then a trained noob can go faster and stuff but you cant fuk a pro they fuk you.

john-lol thats a good one.

eagle-.....


(later that night at flips)

sos-hey eagle you hungry?

eagle-yeah lets go 2 whataburger.

sos-alright. lets go.

nastynate (fears brother) -buy me a burger sos!

sos-they dont sell burgers its like 3 in da morning.

nasty nate- oh.

caveman- ill go to i want some pancakes.

nastynate- coach roll another joint!

coach-when i get back niga!.
(6 guys then pile into 1 small *** car. sos/nastynate/shdw in the back caveman and eagle in the front then coach jumps in the back and hes like half in the car laying on nastynate and half out the window. lol)

(we get to whataburger after 5 minutes off random yelling.)

whataburger guy- can i take your order.

eagle- i want a deluxe breckfast (or some **** like that)

nastynate- i wanna order boobs!

sos-i dont think they sell that.

shdw-lets go buy sum more beer after this.

coach- yeah beer.

(we pull up to the drive through the whataburgerguy see 6 dudes in a car one half out the window lol!)

nastynate- you wanna go to a party man?

whataburger guy- i dont wanna go to your party. it looks likes its all dudes.

coach- fuk! now hes gonna think im gay!

sos/shdw- lol

nastynate- coach your *** bone is poking me!

coach- thats not my ***.

(everyone except nastynate laugh there *** off)

more stuff happens nate asks for ketchup then when were leaving throws it at the window lol!

we get home and play bull shiit the card game. nasty nate wins like 2 in a row because eagle didnt call him and lost. he puts down like 9 2s and theres like only 4 2s in a deck and no one notices and he like wins. lol.then i think we smoked again. i dunno i forget which came first. either way we watched unleashed and flip stupid dvd sucks so it kept on skipping and me and cave tried to fix it but it just wasnt working so it suxed and then like i think i feel asleep and i dont know what happened.

but yeah its funnier if you were there. when i read this after im not high im probly gonna look stupid lol.

yeah and umm ben give me my cd! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :dizzy: look im dizzy lol.

[TheCoach]

That was a good weekend all true too but i threw the ketchup at the whataburger drive thru window

[sos246]

yeah i forgot. i thoguht it was nasty nate. o well. yay bettys goin to austin.

[Mr.C]

FOREAL!?! MY LOVE IS GOIGN>!?!?!?!@?#

Omfg coach we riding a train on his *** *****. Den we DP all night long. *runs*

[Mosquito]

buzz............... Betty is so **** sexy.

[sos246]

im gonna win the austin tournament 4 betty. and the beer money. and my car. and errr... for mosquito.... and jfs man boobs.... which he dosent have..... and for my retired friend fear....yeah...

[Nasty Nate]

****ING AUSTIN TOURNAMENT WAS THE ****!

I'm still talking to that Jenni chick. Her boyfriend is all jealous.

I LOVE YOU BETTY

[Titan44]

Smells like fish.

[TheCoach]

Betty's ****** smells like fish

[Mr.C]

You have just entered room "chat27864083261026670634."
Weedman306: hey c
RobHimSelf11189: sup *****
Zeroesxz has entered the room.
Weedman306: what up dats betty
Weedman306: and ed
RobHimSelf11189: zERO!
RobHimSelf11189: BETY!
RobHimSelf11189: <3
RobHimSelf11189: lol sup guys
Zeroesxz: wtf
Zeroesxz: whos this nub?
RobHimSelf11189: so lets all talk **** about how ben is making up stories of having a 5 some
Tavjon16: noobs never grow up
Weedman306: yeah thats y i invited ya
Weedman306: so do ya think its true
Weedman306: ed
RobHimSelf11189: well in all seriousness i think he was mistaking the girls with black men
Zeroesxz: lol
RobHimSelf11189: but yes
RobHimSelf11189: very true
Zeroesxz: yeah right
Weedman306: betty is it true
Zeroesxz: black men yes
Tavjon16: im 2 inches
Tavjon16: fron the ground! =O
Weedman306: ahh
Weedman306: yeah so i love ben
Weedman306: should oi marry him
Zeroesxz: lol
Weedman306: RobHimSelf11189 (9:32:56 PM): cause making love to bety > bens made up stories
Tavjon16: white chicks onry
Weedman306: lol
Zeroesxz: lol
Weedman306: but ur black betty
Tavjon16: blam ta blam?
Weedman306: woo black betty
Weedman306: ..
Tavjon16: blam ta blam
RobHimSelf11189: can someone rate my ***** from 0-10?
Weedman306: 20
Zeroesxz: ben can
Weedman306: lol
Tavjon16: black betty had a child blam ta blam
Tavjon16: **** thing gone wild... >.>
Weedman306: dat thang gone wild
Weedman306: i like bettys but and i can not lie
Tavjon16: lawl
Weedman306: you other smashers cant deny
Tavjon16: lol we scared ben off
Weedman306: lol
Tavjon16: Ben, Too Weak
Zeroesxz: dude
Zeroesxz: how do i know its downloading?
Tavjon16: it takes a while
Zeroesxz: its not moving
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Tavjon16: omg, pure pwnage episode is up
RobHimSelf11189: zeros uses his sweat to jack off
Tavjon16: Bit Torrent onry
Zeroesxz: lol wtf
Weedman306: i use cheetos
Tavjon16: o.o;;
Zeroesxz: hey it makes good lube
Weedman306: ill
Weedman306: yuck ady yuck
Weedman306: a dummy
Weedman306: hey ed fear quit too
Max 3L337 has entered the room.
Max 3L337: HIGUYS
Tavjon16: RST Division 210 strikes again
Max 3L337: WHATISUPMY******S
Tavjon16: who is this nub
RobHimSelf11189: fear didnt quit
RobHimSelf11189: he pwns
Max 3L337: robbie
Weedman306: ur mom
Max 3L337: tell these guys how I pwn with yoshi
RobHimSelf11189: yo nate
Weedman306: ahh nasty nate
RobHimSelf11189: yea yoshi is 100% gay
Max 3L337: tell them
Zeroesxz: lol
Max 3L337: how I ****ing pwn
Max 3L337: with yoshi
Zeroesxz: nubs
Tavjon16: oh noez nasty nate
Max 3L337: sup betty
Max 3L337: i mean JT
Tavjon16: 8-)
Max 3L337: dude
Max 3L337: i love you, you know that?
Max 3L337: When I was leaving your house you made me feel pretty.
Max 3L337: You were like
Tavjon16: hey nasty nate robert told me what happened at that quickie mart
Max 3L337: "ALRIGHT LATER NASTY NATE"
Max 3L337: and my ***** erectified
Max 3L337: Yeah
Weedman306: cocka cola bandit
Max 3L337: nasty coach pwned that store clerk
Tavjon16: lawl
Max 3L337: yet we were the ones who fled town
Max 3L337: lol
Weedman306: http://photobucket.com/albums/y269/jennibage5/?action=view&current=sept.jpg
RobHimSelf11189: nate u just spammed the **** out of this place
Max 3L337: DUDE BETY
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Zeroesxz has left the room.
Weedman306: the chick nasty nate and i are gonna ****
Max 3L337: DUDE
Max 3L337: wtf
Max 3L337: why did ed leave
Max 3L337: JT I can get this chick to **** you
Max 3L337: you should come with us
Max 3L337: nasty coach will get her to have sex with you
Tavjon16: he got scuured cuz of all the man juice
Max 3L337: what a *****
Max 3L337: if I ever see ed again
Max 3L337: i'm gonna beat his ***
Max 3L337: no joke
Weedman306: jt did yo u click da link
Max 3L337: i'm just gonna walk up to him and knock him the **** out
Weedman306: mr c wants to tap dat
Tavjon16: ya i saw
Max 3L337: robbie
Weedman306: she lives da ****
Max 3L337: i'd get her to **** you but like...
Max 3L337: you can get a girl
Max 3L337: JT can't
Max 3L337: so JT gets first dibs on that ******
Weedman306: jt got ur mama last night
Max 3L337: lol
Weedman306: he's a pimp
Weedman306: playa
Tavjon16: =O
Max 3L337: man
Weedman306: *****
Max 3L337: i'm gonna start practicing crazy with yoshi
Max 3L337: and pwn you all
Max 3L337: i'll make him high tier
Weedman306: tell him betty
Max 3L337: like he should be
Tavjon16: ur never gonna open teh pwn shop
Weedman306: u is a pimp
Weedman306: a pimp named betty
Max 3L337: man
Tavjon16: only i have teh keyz
Max 3L337: you guys are boring
Max 3L337: seriously
Tavjon16: ur mom wasnt boring the other night
Max 3L337: i'm sure she wasnt
Weedman306: ooooooo
Weedman306: oooooooooooo
Max 3L337: she's good in bed
Max 3L337: BURN
Max 3L337: i think I ate glass
Tavjon16: ^_~
Max 3L337: my dad was fixing my window
Max 3L337: and he was cutting the glass
Max 3L337: and it shattered
RobHimSelf11189: im going to have to give her the ole man juice guys
RobHimSelf11189: im sorry
Max 3L337: so I had to clean it up
RobHimSelf11189: shes in love with me
Max 3L337: robbie
RobHimSelf11189: =/
Max 3L337: robbie
RobHimSelf11189: lol yes?
Max 3L337: you can't even talk to girls *****
Max 3L337: i'm gonna train you though
Max 3L337: i'll be like
RobHimSelf11189: *****
Max 3L337: "LOOK AT THAT *****"
RobHimSelf11189: have u seen any of the girls i talk to?
Weedman306: take notes
Max 3L337: robbie
RobHimSelf11189: she is like a train
Max 3L337: i've seen you try and talk to girls
Max 3L337: you get weird
Max 3L337: i'll train you though
RobHimSelf11189: u have no *****
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Max 3L337: listen robbie
Max 3L337: look at it this way
Weedman306: nasty coach will train you
Max 3L337: you're the ****, don't let her tell you otherwise
Max 3L337: once you master that
Weedman306: and betty
Max 3L337: you'll pull any chick
Max 3L337: coach and I know we're the ****
Max 3L337: that's why we pull women
Max 3L337: robbie I love going to your house
Weedman306: c all you gotta do is say jf boobs
Max 3L337: that way when my dad smells smoke on me
Max 3L337: I'm like
Max 3L337: "ROBBIES PARENTS SMOKE"
RobHimSelf11189: so do u *****
Weedman306: ahhh betty
Max 3L337: no
Max 3L337: i'm just saying
RobHimSelf11189: lies
Tavjon16: well guys i g2g
Max 3L337: when my dad smells it on me
Max 3L337: after I go smoke
RobHimSelf11189: BETY <3
Max 3L337: i just say it was your parents
RobHimSelf11189: oo lol
Max 3L337: JT why would you leave me?
Tavjon16: noobs in CoD never grow up
Tavjon16: they keep calling me out and i have to pwn them
Max 3L337: I can feel this glass ****ing cutting me open
Tavjon16: the life of a pro gamer is a difficult one
Max 3L337: jt you suck
Weedman306: lol
RobHimSelf11189: BETY u play ff11
Max 3L337: prove me wrong
RobHimSelf11189: wuts pro about that?
Fliper5k has entered the room.
Max 3L337: OMFG
Max 3L337: get out
Max 3L337: ****ing ***
RobHimSelf11189: FLIPER
RobHimSelf11189: LETS MAKE LOVE
Max 3L337: no
Max 3L337: someone kick him out
Max 3L337: he's so gay
RobHimSelf11189: who is it?
Weedman306: ahh flip
Max 3L337: flip if I ever see you again
Max 3L337: I'm going to kick your ***
Max 3L337: seriously
RobHimSelf11189: oo flip
Weedman306: lol
Max 3L337: I saw you ****ing zooming in on my sister
Max 3L337: ****ing *****
Max 3L337: better move away
Weedman306: lol
Fliper5k: lol
Weedman306: lol
Weedman306: lawl
Fliper5k: who the **** are these losers rob?
RobHimSelf11189: lol
RobHimSelf11189: ill **** yo couch *****
Max 3L337: i'm the person that's going to **** your dixie loving *** up
Weedman306: nasty nate mr c betty
Max 3L337: *****
Fliper5k: ohhhh
Fliper5k: i see
Max 3L337: yeah *****
Max 3L337: go **** a dixie
Tavjon16: teh flip
Max 3L337: dude flip
Max 3L337: dixies are for betty
Max 3L337: stop taking his women
Max 3L337: seriously
Fliper5k: i got bigger titties now lol
RobHimSelf11189: lol
RobHimSelf11189: if i were a gstring would u wear me?
Max 3L337: I'd smell you
Fliper5k: **** guys ima be a dad
Max 3L337: flip I don't give a ****
Max 3L337: it'll probably be a ****ing girl too
Fliper5k: i knoiw u do nate
Max 3L337: and then it'll grow up to be a **** dixie
Max 3L337: and you'll be like
Max 3L337: DIXIE!
Max 3L337: and you'll **** your own daughter
Weedman306: ur moms gonna be a dad
RobHimSelf11189: lol
RobHimSelf11189: wtf is going on here
Fliper5k: lol oh yeah
Max 3L337: robbie
Max 3L337: dixie is a fat chick
Fliper5k: i have no clue
RobHimSelf11189: i know that
Max 3L337: okay
Fliper5k: hey jt where r u?
RobHimSelf11189: i found that out when u said her name was dixiwe
Max 3L337: lol!
Max 3L337: All flip ****s is dixies
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Max 3L337: brenda got all jealous
Max 3L337: haha
Max 3L337: dixie3 got all jealous
Fliper5k: oh yeah
Fliper5k: lol
Max 3L337: dude flip
Weedman306: now thier is a dixie 4
Max 3L337: http://photobucket.com/albums/y269/jennibage5/?action=view&current=sept.jpg
Max 3L337: this is the chick
Max 3L337: that coach and I
Max 3L337: are pulling
Max 3L337: at this very moment
Max 3L337: she looks much hotter in person
Max 3L337: and she's not a dixie
Weedman306: she invited us to austin take us flip
Fliper5k: sure loser
Max 3L337: *****
Max 3L337: she was like
Max 3L337: "MY BOYFRIENDS GOING OUT OF TOWN"
Max 3L337: "COME UP HERE AND DRINK WITH ME"
RobHimSelf11189: wut a noob
Max 3L337: What the **** does that mean to you?
RobHimSelf11189: ima tell her bf
Weedman306: her name is jenni
Max 3L337: rob shutup
Fliper5k: y for?
RobHimSelf11189: **** u *****
Fliper5k: ok im a noob
Fliper5k: what do i care
Tavjon16 has left the room.
Max 3L337: ROBBIE DRANK A BEER LOL
Weedman306: noooooo
Fliper5k: yeah go *****s
RobHimSelf11189: when?
Weedman306: BETTTY\
Max 3L337: at leps house
Fliper5k: rob where r u?
RobHimSelf11189: lies
Max 3L337: yeah
Max 3L337: you were like
Max 3L337: "THAT **** IS NASTY"
Fliper5k: im confused here
Max 3L337: coach is weedman306
Weedman306: you drank a beer
Max 3L337: i'm nasty nate
Weedman306: sweet'
Max 3L337: yeah coach
Fliper5k: hey coach
Max 3L337: maybe we should get him started on schmirnoff
Max 3L337: so he likes it
Weedman306: what *****
RobHimSelf11189: thats actually good
Max 3L337: yeah
Fliper5k: where r u coach?
Max 3L337: he's at johns
Weedman306: jons
Weedman306: y
Fliper5k: ?
Fliper5k: y at johns
RobHimSelf11189: if i were to stick my ***** in ur ear
Max 3L337: his brother lives with john
RobHimSelf11189: would u hat eme
RobHimSelf11189: ??
Weedman306: because im gay
Max 3L337: and john has a computer
Max 3L337: coach doesnt
Weedman306: ear sex sweet
Fliper5k: i know u are
Max 3L337: robbie I'm getting better at smash at this very second
Max 3L337: i'm sitting here
Max 3L337: thinking up mind games
Max 3L337: and they are working
Max 3L337: in my head
Max 3L337: i'm like ***** don't **** with me
RobHimSelf11189: lol
RobHimSelf11189: biggest mind game is picking yoshi
Max 3L337: thats how I get better at smash though
RobHimSelf11189: that cheap piece of ****
Weedman306: ur mom
Max 3L337: by thinking about it
Max 3L337: DUDE
Max 3L337: yoshi is MID TIER
Max 3L337: STFU
Fliper5k: what is ur bro doing there at johns
Max 3L337: calm down just because I own your "I HAVE A SWORD" character
Max 3L337: i'm gonna masturbate to jenni's picture
Max 3L337: then I'm gonna practice with yoshi
Max 3L337: peace out
Weedman306: i have already done that
Max 3L337: well
Max 3L337: i'm doing it now
Max 3L337: so later
Weedman306: nate jon said ur a very sexy man
Fliper5k: huh weedman
Max 3L337: dude coach
Fliper5k: lol'
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Max 3L337: ONE OF JENNI'S PHOTOBUCKETS IS CLOSED
Max 3L337: like
Max 3L337: you need a password to enter
RobHimSelf11189: porn
Max 3L337: THAT HAS THE NAKED PICS
Max 3L337: yeah
RobHimSelf11189: im sorry guys my jen is top tier
Weedman306: WHAT
Max 3L337: yeah
Weedman306: NAKED PICS
Max 3L337: if you look at her other pictures
RobHimSelf11189: try pass is
RobHimSelf11189: wootang
Weedman306: ****
Fliper5k: lol
Max 3L337: right click them, and click properties
Max 3L337: it shows you her photobucket links
Max 3L337: and one of them is closed
Max 3L337: why would she close it
Max 3L337: if her titties weren't all over it
Weedman306: put the links up *****
Max 3L337: it's CLOSED
Max 3L337: you can't go in
Max 3L337: without a password
RobHimSelf11189: just ask her for pasS?
RobHimSelf11189: how hard is that?
Max 3L337: lol
Max 3L337: robbie
RobHimSelf11189: ill ask her
RobHimSelf11189: give me aim
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Max 3L337: why is it all the chicks we talk to have to be named jenni/jennifer
Max 3L337: HUH?
RobHimSelf11189: max
RobHimSelf11189: true
RobHimSelf11189: idk
Fliper5k: **** shes a total skank
RobHimSelf11189: it like bety has a *****
Max 3L337: flip stfu
RobHimSelf11189: idk
Max 3L337: it's like when I'd talk about my jennifer
Max 3L337: you'd think I'd be talking bout yours
RobHimSelf11189: lol
Max 3L337: and when you'd talk about yours
Max 3L337: i'd be like
Max 3L337: WTF?
Max 3L337: anyway
Max 3L337: peace out fats
Max 3L337 has left the room.
RobHimSelf11189: well new hotness it savannah
RobHimSelf11189: shes pretty much the hottest thing ever
Weedman306: next to betty
RobHimSelf11189: well true
RobHimSelf11189: but in the long run
RobHimSelf11189: me and u are getting married in canada
Fliper5k: **** guys ill see ya'll later ok
Fliper5k has left the room.
RobHimSelf11189: peace
RobHimSelf11189: omfg
RobHimSelf11189: all alone
RobHimSelf11189: *crys*
Weedman306: time to save this **** and post it
Weedman306: lol
RobHimSelf11189: XD
RobHimSelf11189: true dat
RobHimSelf11189: hey man
RobHimSelf11189: is ben a tranfestite
RobHimSelf11189: ??
RobHimSelf11189: cause like that would be pretty crazy
RobHimSelf11189: come over tomorrow
RobHimSelf11189: and smash

[JesusFreak]

Why is it that I did not see my name come up even once?

[TheCoach]

your wrong jf ----------Weedman306: c all you gotta do is say jf boobs

[Mr.C]

Weedman306: c all you gotta do is say jf boobs

tru tru but anywas our conversations pretty much pwn everything 5 times.

[Nasty Nate]

i love jf
marry me

[sos246]

yeah we should make a jf thread.

[JesusFreak]

... O.o

black words

[TheCoach]

Listen i love betty and thats all you noobs have got to know
you never had me you never had your car ..... granny shifting not double clutching liek your shirt

[sos246]

but he loses in the end and the white man prevails...

[TheCoach]

Wtf r u talking bout betty will always win because he's black

[sos246]

dude bettys from panama.

[Nasty Nate]

I saw Betty today,
he's fatter than he was yesterday,
his love for me,
was taken away by Final Fantasy,
he came over last night,
broke my chair and said goodnight.

I love Betty, so Coach and I are making a real song about him. When it's done it will be about 2 minutes long. Coach is teaching me how to play the cords on the guitar that I need to play and he's going to play something else as I'm playing that. The Betty song will be badass.

Here's part of the song that I need to talk to Coach about adding:
(Chorus)
Betty, Betty, Betty, who could decline that ***?
Betty, Betty, Betty, will you be mine at last?

I saw Betty today,
he's fatter than he was yesterday,
he took a long gaze at JF's manboobs,
then asked me if he could borrow some lube,

Tell me if you like it.

[Mosquito]

buzz...i love the betty song..buzz..i want a piece of bettys fine ***...buzz