Any UW smashers?

[Nexis]

Just wondering because UW is huge and I know there has to be people that play smash here but I cant find any. So I thought this would be the best place to ask if theres anyone that plays. Please let there be some. If WSU has some, there has to be tons here XD . COME ON! :chuckle:

[Nemo G]

Sorry to disappoint but people at UW are not very good. However there is a group on the facebook if you join it. There are some people in Stevens court (apts by lander) who play. I have a friend in Nordheim courts who play, and there are some people upstairs in your building who play (some guy in 919). If you play during the day or weekends, I would play you too.

[Gimpyfish62]

haha nexis is LONELY!

you WISH you still had me to smash!

YOU WISH!

Play bladewise, play skypal, play jedwards, those are the guys i played, but keep your eyes open here too man.

[Zeru]

You should host a Tournament and then you would find out who's good and plays it enough to be fun to compete with.

[Nexis]

Lol gimpy. See that you took up flaco. Hope its decent when I get back :p

yea, I might try to see if that guy plays, but might be weird if I just go in and say play me fricken smash ****it. aha.

[hornysax]

Nexis, where do you live? I live in an apartment on 7th ave with 6 other ppl. I love Smash. In fact, everyone who lives here hates me, because I constantly ask people to play Smash. If you or anyone else would like to come over, maybe we can sip on some beers and play some smash some time. I haven't played competatively at smash before, so I can't say how good I am, but I can wavedash and l-cancel.

My aim is hornysax btw. Feel free to message me about Smash.

[Gimpyfish62]

Lol gimpy. See that you took up flaco. Hope its decent when I get back :p

yea, I might try to see if that guy plays, but might be weird if I just go in and say play me fricken smash ****it. aha.

decent... DECENT?! :grrr: It'll CRUSH you and your crappy roy :smash:

[Nexis]

Yea horny, got to try play ya some times. Right now, I am playing Nemo G and we are having a blast. So fun XD

Hope there will be more UW people that will post here.

[jrta]

Too bad I just graduated. My roommate and I both played, and I played with the SKYPAL crew for a good amount of time. Suckers.

[-Jeff-]

Nexis. I'm at SPU, and I play ssb64 if you ever want to have a game or two. I'm friends with gimpyfish, and used to play with him a lot before he left for Hawaii. I have some other friends who play 64 too, and are pretty good. I could see if they wanted to drive up and join us.

[Nexis]

Ah yes. That would be great. I will try to play some old 64 but dont think I am that good anymore. So much changed ya know? But my friend does say hes good with the 64 version but sucks at melee but I dont know. He might just suck at both aha. But yea, hope I do play you.

[Meatimus]

I'll be around to play during winter and summer break. I hope Nemo isn't beating you too badly. He knows he has to get his kicks before I return... your days are numbered, G!

[Nexis]

Cant wait till I play ya. Hopefully im here in seattle still. If not, I will be in hawaii playing against gimpy and his new crew.

[Nemo G]

My days are what? Numbered? How very original. NOT. I'll see mayor falcon when you get back.

[Gimpyfish62]

I cant wait to play all of you when I get back from hawaii! Over thanksgiving I'm playing with skypal on saturday (i'm PRETTY sure i still have to talk to them more though) but i'll try to play with you guys too of course ;)

[Meatimus]

wow nemo, that's a lot of lip coming from someone i'll be sure to pwn and who's mother i'll be sure to bang come winter break. you're gonna have a heaping dose of humiliation stuffed right up your stocking this christmas... SLAP

...21 days

[Nemo G]

I'm pissed now. You get trapped in the closet as your present this year. Was gonna get you legends 2 but look how you blew it. Oh and why do you like to bang old ladies? Can't get a ripe young girl?

[Meatimus]

R Kelley and I guess you are the only ones interested in "ripe young girls." Also, sticking it to your mom is just something that needs doing... I take no pleasure in it. Mainly cus she's so loose. Seriously. Sex with her is like waving a hot dog in a hot hallway.

...20 days

[Nemo G]

I see how it is. Fine. You money match me when you get back for a dollar. Then I'm gonna use that dollar to have sex with your girl 100 times. She's a penny ho y'all.

[Meatimus]

I thought I'd leave your mom out of this, seeing as how she's not all that fun to bang, but you just dragged her right back in. Seriously, if you want to bone her that badly, she probably won't charge you a dime. That's good news for you, since you won't make any money playing me. Meanwhile, I'll be making hundreds off our matches and off your mom. She pays me handsomely for clearing off the cobwebs down there in no man's land.

[Nemo G]

I'm glad you admitted that you are a man *****, although I don't remember you having any girls to practice with in high school to hone your trade. OH YEAH. I forgot about your sister and mother. Nevermind. Anyway, you'll never take my money as I am the greatest smasher ever to grace the earth.

[Meatimus]

You are indeed talented; it's no small feat to be able to type with your head jammed that far up your own ***. Now if only that talent somehow made you better at smash bros... Seriously, if I were you I'd settle for greatest smasher ever to grace your mother's bed. Even then it may never be true, but you gotta start somewhere.

[Gimpyfish62]

you guys have ruined this topic you know... its useless now LOL

besides, i'll come pwn you both with boozar so it doesn't even matter anyways ;)

[Meatimus]

likely story, bowser boy. first nemo, then gimpy

[J Dawg]

i go to WCC and am looking for a game just thought i would get it out there.

[Nemo G]

I want to show you something meatimus. This is the gap.

Outclassing <------------------ ME
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Beating people <----------- YOU
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Losing <------- Patrick
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Weak Arse Play <--------- People who go to Whitman

Do you see the effing gap? The mutha-effing gap???

I go the extra mile when I win. I crush all hope. Have you ever called out "sex kick for the win"? NOPE. Have you ever four stocked anyone? NO. Do you call out your moves before you do them and still connect with them? NO. I do all of these things. Can you give someone the key to the city? Manhole? Pet Turtle? Do you make people carry your books. No.
I routinely laugh in my opponents face during matches because I have stones, big rocks son. Tell these people anything I have said is a lie and it will make a liar out of you. As you said, I am the pinnacle.

And for those Arseholes who go to Whitman and said I wasn't any good because they beat me in ffa, go eff yourselves, and when you get back I will take it to level 2 on the outclassing meter and show you the plateau that you have no hope of ever seeing. First of all you are an embarassment to Yoshi play when you waste your second jump like fools, Secondly to touch me you have to double team. Bring it 1v1 and I will beat you. You want the beating with peach? With the Climbers? Falcon? Gannon? Doc? Hell. You want it with Game and Watch? I want to crush your hopes and dreams. No toying with you, no giving you hope, just plain outclassing.

[Meatimus]

Awwww are the wickle scrubs giving the mighty nemo problems? You'd think the "pinnacle" would be able to handle a couple of bumbling noobs... How about I revise the gap, for accuracy's sake.

-beating people<-------------- me
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-getting owned<---------------noobly noobly noobs at whitman
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-living in a magical made-up world where he is smash bros messiah<------you

I call you a liar sir. There are gaps, but only in your memory. Of course I've four stocked people. Anyone can do that, even you. It pains me to point out that it all depends on who you play. You will be four stocked by yours truly upon my return.

Your catch phrases, although amusing, will not save you. You can shout out moves all you like, it's just gonna be that much more painful when you're laying on the ground, cradling your broken "stones." Laughing in people's faces makes you a douche, not tough. You probably do it hoping that your Halitosis will scare them into dropping their controllers. For shame, sir.

Going the extra mile is the only way you can win, and even then it's not nearly enough. If I were like you and only won once every twenty games, I might celebrate and cheer and mess my pants like you do everytime you manage to pinch out a victory. I hope we get to tape our matches so your humiliation at my hands can be spread across the world wide web.

Oh, and those attending Whitman couldn't win if their onion farms depended on it.

...15 days

[Nexis]

shut up you too. go talk on aim or something

this thread is for if there are people at UW that plays, not some rambling thread for people who think they are all that. jeez

[Meatimus]

smash scene at uw < picking onions in walla walla without anti hick spray

[Nemo G]

When I roll over you in our holiday assortment of matches, you will be referring to me as the grinch who stole your pride.