The Great American Iowa Thread

[EarthBowser]

Hey, I thought I'd start up a thread for everybody's favorite state: Iowa. So start posting you crazy Iowans, you.

To start it off I think I'll anounce an upcoming Iowan event:
THE GREAT AMERICAN EARTHBOWSER SMASHFEST!!!

Sunday, July 31st.

At my place:
1921 Ashland Ave.
Cedar Falls, Iowa

Now I know it's short notice, and I know it's smalltown Iowa, but we already have like fifty people coming, so it will be worth your visit. With so many people, we might even be able to set up a tournament.

List of everyone coming so far:

1. EarthBowser
2. Computer #1
3. Computer #2
4. Computer #3
5. Computer #4
6. Computer #5
7. Computer #6
8. Computer #7
9. Computer #8
10. Computer #9
11. Computer #10
12. Computer #11
13. Computer #12
14. Computer #13
15. Computer #14
16. Computer #15
17. Computer #16
18. Computer #17
19. Computer #18
20. Computer #19
21. Computer #20
22. Computer #21
23. Computer #22
24. Computer #23
25. Computer #24
26. Computer #25
27. Computer #26
28. Computer #27
29. Computer #28 <--Watch out for this guy!
30. Computer #29
31. Computer #30
32. Comupter #31
33. Computer #32
34. Computer #33
35. Computer #34
36. Computer #35
37. Computer #36
38. Computer #37
39. Computer #38
40. Computer #39
41. Computer #40
42. Computer #41
43. Computer #42
44. Computer #43
45. Computer #44
46. Computer #45
47. Computer #46
48. Computer #47
49. Computer #48
50. Computer #49

Wow, what a roster! Keep 'em coming everybody. This might be a smashfest to remember!

[JBlaze1394]

EB!!! Read your PMs...come to my smashfest, **** you!!

[and per se Andy]

I would LOVE to see Earthbowser at the smashfest. It's quite a drive though...
EB if you come I will worship you.

BTW I wish I could come to the Iowa smashfest, it sounds like a lot of fun!!

[MLRS]

i'll come if computer 39 gives me a $20 money match.

[EarthBowser]

I don't know if you can handle Computer #39. He would have been on the Midwest team had he been able to go to FC. Too bad he didn't. He's got crazy reflexes.

Anyways, I hear Computer #51-54 Crew won't be able to make it on the 24th, so I'm extending the date back a week to the 31st. Hope that doesn't bother anybody.

[Leon]

I might come if I can get a car/ride, wanna do a Bowser money match if I do?

[EarthBowser]

I'm really no good with Bowser. If you're looking for a good Bowser match, try Computer #47. I really think he would give Luke a run for his money. It's insane how good his reflexes are.

[Computer #34]

Wow! That was a great tournament! Great to see all those Iowa players out there! I had an amazing time. I took fourth place, so I didn't do too bad. The competition was fierce, but I pulled through. I just need to learn to not use neutral A on the ground so often. Thanks for hosting, EarthBowser. You truly are a king among men.

I don't have the official brackets, but here's what I remember:
1.EarthBowser
2.Computer #28
3.Computer #13
4.Computer #34

Shoutouts:

Computer #5 - It was nice meeting you. You sure gave me a run for my money. I almost thought you had me in that second match. I was on the edge of my seat. Hope to see you sometime soon.

Computer #41 - Always great to see you. You're an awesome guy. Not as cool as EarthBowser, but you'll do.

Computer #28 - Congrats on your second place victory! I can't beleave how close that match with Computer #19 went. I hope the videos get up on the hub soon.

Computer #22 - Don't drink the coffee!!! lol!

Computer #14 - Dude. I don't know what your problem is. You were an *** the entire tournament. You need to get better at the game and stop talking ****. I was about to roundhouse kick you in the face, seriously.

If I forgot about you, sorry. I enjoyed everybody there. Keep the Iowa scene alive!

[SheikFreik]

Lol, hey, EB, u need to have another tourny so i can come =)