snake's manlier than falcon

[DarkKyanite]

my sig says all

[gcguest]

I concur CPT Falcon is a chump

[gringo66]

snake is not manlier than capt falcon! nobody is!!

[Locke66]

Snake tries to falcon punch in his conversation with Otacon and no fiery falcon comes out. When the good captain punches things, a big fiery bird comes out! Snake uses explosives. Falcon generates fire from his own body. Do I even need to mention the knee?

[DevilBabyOnCrack]

CPT Falcon will always be the manliest in any game. Snake is awesomely cool but doesn't come to the Manly stature like Falcon.

[Giga Hand]

Why do you call yourself DevilBabyOnCrack when you clearly don't do drugs?




For those of you who don't get that, I'm saying I agree.

[Homelessvagrant]

Snake is a smash newbie.

newbies can't be manly.....at least not as manly as the fire wielding F-zero racing bounty hunter man beast that is captain falcon.

[Vicious Delicious]

Snake: *enters box, intimidated by Falcon's manliness*
Falcon: "Show me your moves!"
Snake: "..."
Falcon: "Show me your moves!"
Snake: *throws box away, immedietely gets hit by knee*
Falcon: "Hooooooaaaah!"

Seriously, Snake's cool and all, but he's only, like, a third as cool as the Captain. Sorry :bee:

[SinisterLizard]

Snake is a loser.

[Homelessvagrant]

Snake is a loser.

well I wouldn't say that.....he's just not Falcon.

[the homosaurus rex]

Grandpa aka Ganondorf is the manliest of them all. Sorry, he's not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Ganondorf.

[MeloDeath]

Yea the manlyness-contest is clearly between Granny (Ganny -> Ganon XD) and capt. But comparing these two leads to an insight: Capt has a PINK constume, gives people the knee ( that's just not right...)
and has the nipples cut out of his spandex uniform. Ganon is just a **** beast.
Winner is = Ganon

[W.Jr]

I have to disagree what your saying all the way.

[MeloDeath]

than at least contribute to the conversation, you smug *******

[verditude]

VIDEO PROOF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx_Cen3qoSA&feature=user

No fire!

[crosser43]

dude, ur sig says this, captain kicking the balls of snake, but snake, being not as manly as captain, doesnt have balls, and doesnt flinch. captain is the man

[Warlock*G]

Wario is manlier. He runs people over with his bike and is manly fat.

[Bendario]

No, stupid. Captain Falcon looked at a woman once, and 9 months later, BOOM! Chuck Norris was born. Cpt. Falcon is more manly than the manliest man in the world, Chuck Norris. Norris wishes that he could be like Falcon.

[Blarfenzo]

Falcon can punch a villian destory him, himself, and the galaxy. What do you think?

[Warlock*G]

Falcon can punch a villian destory him, himself, and the galaxy. What do you think?

I bet Falcon can type too. Isn't that *awesome*?! :chuckle:

[Crom]

Falcon's good but outside of Smash all he does is race. Snake infiltrates enemy compounds and destroys giant robots.

I'm sure Falcon would be awesome outside of Smash as well but it needs to be applied or it means nothing. In his latest form he is inferior to princesses, plumbers, electric rats, etc..
Hell they even slowed him down so they could give that wanker sonic the spotlight, the creators of smash should be ashamed

[Wildfire393]

Falcon's good but outside of Smash all he does is race. Snake infiltrates enemy compounds and destroys giant robots.

I'm sure Falcon would be awesome outside of Smash as well but it needs to be applied or it means nothing. In his latest form he is inferior to princesses, plumbers, electric rats, etc..
Hell they even slowed him down so they could give that wanker sonic the spotlight, the creators of smash should be ashamed

Um, Captain Falcon is a Bounty Hunter who just happens to also race F-Zero cars. He also had his own anime. Video Proof of his insane manliness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqAG3wW3NRo)

[Crom]

Alright he's an equal to snake then

[DarkKyanite]

did u just say falcon's equal to snake?

[Kabuto Mushi]

Lies All Lies!!!

>=0

[Psychoace]

Alright he's an equal to snake then

HE JUMPED OUT OF HIS ****ING CAR!!!! Do you know how fast those mofos go?! Snake has to use a **** blimp to recover.

[FrostByte]

His mother dies giving birth to him. He Falcon punched out of her womb. Had he not, his mother would have died having too many octuplets. Cmon, Falcon in your womb for 9 months? Something has to get fertilised due to the sheer manliness.

[Mystery XIII]

Sorry, he's not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Ganondorf.
lmfao! im using that now XD

[dori.]

this is a joke thread right?

[Warlock*G]

this is a joke thread right?

DUH DUH DUHRRRRRR!

[Vicious Delicious]

this is a joke thread right?

...I see what you did ;)
Touche.

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

It's a known fact that Captain Falcon is manlier than Snake, proof of that is that Snake is a Falcon fanboy.

Seriously, Snake's no match for him.

[metaXzero]

Two words; nipple spike

Snake is still pretty manly in his own right though.

[abit_rusty]

Incidentally I gravitated towards snake when he was announced as a newcomer....however in manliness...

..close but no cigar :P

[technomancer]

Apples to oranges

Falcon is manliest in terms of owning your face

Snake is better at owning your metal gear

[Lid]

Snake does have stealth extremely cool ways of fighting and gadgets....but he cannot generate electrical current through his knee to do harm to others.

[HesJustABoy]

Captain Falcon Pwns All Just You Wait Nubes