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Elbow
02-28-2008, 11:56 PM
I don't give a crap if he is Sonic, Capt. Falcon has roots! He should remain the fastest. That's ones of Falcon's bragging points.

iNiGhTmAr3
02-28-2008, 11:58 PM
I don't give a crap if he is Sonic, Capt. Falcon has roots! He should remain the fastest. That's ones of Falcon's bragging points.

But he's Sonic lol. It would be absurd to see Captain Falcon faster than Sonic...:psycho:

Lgndknight
02-29-2008, 12:00 AM
truely, that'd mean CF would be, beyond Super Sonic, and that's ridiculous! That's LUDICRIS SPEED!

iNiGhTmAr3
02-29-2008, 12:01 AM
truely, that'd mean CF would be, beyond Super Sonic, and that's ridiculous! That's LUDICRIS SPEED!

Ahhh yes...Spaceballs. A classic movie my friend lol.

Elbow
02-29-2008, 12:05 AM
He DESERVES to be faster. He's earned it.

iNiGhTmAr3
02-29-2008, 12:10 AM
He DESERVES to be faster. He's earned it.

Well, Sonic earned it. Sonic has been around for a very long time and he is known for his speed lol. But if that's what you think then that is fine lol.

Wildfire393
02-29-2008, 12:17 AM
Oh man, Melee was so awful, it totally replaced the most powerful move in the game (falcon punch) with an even more powerful version (Warlock punch). It also robbed Ness of his title as "best spiker".

Seriously, this isn't a huge deal. Falcon still has one of the fastest running speeds.

Venom NY
02-29-2008, 12:23 AM
it wouldnt make any sense,as much as i love falcon it wouldve been retarded to see him faster than sonic sonic takes like a gajjilion steps a second

verditude
02-29-2008, 12:23 AM
lol, Kirby was def. the best spiker in 64. He got robbed.

Nothing Rhymes with Circus
02-29-2008, 12:24 AM
You know, you're fully entitled to your very incorrect opinion, but *****ing doesn't fix anything. So what's the point?

Brawler19
02-29-2008, 08:57 PM
But he's Sonic lol. It would be absurd to see Captain Falcon faster than Sonic...:psycho:

Lmao nice signature

Read The Mutha F@#k'n theard Before you Mutha F@#k'n Post:laugh:

Samuel L Jackson FTW

Chaosblade77
02-29-2008, 09:18 PM
I think it's fine. Even if he is second fastest he has a pretty good lead on Fox, and is closer to Sonic than Fox is to him (according to the ground speed thread).

Hell, he can run twice the speed of an average human. He and Samus need to have a kid and make the kid join the track team... then Sonic might have some competition.

Edit: You know, I thought about that now... Captain Falcon and Samus as parents would be... incredibly strange...

DarkKyanite
02-29-2008, 09:50 PM
sonic's not faster than falcon,
falcon only wants to run behind sonic so he can knee him

RazeveX
02-29-2008, 09:54 PM
sonic's not faster than falcon,
falcon only wants to run behind sonic so he can knee him

thanks for that great new sig :P

Darkslash
02-29-2008, 09:59 PM
I don't give a crap if he is Sonic, Capt. Falcon has roots! He should remain the fastest. That's ones of Falcon's bragging points.

But Sonic is his name, And speed is his game :ohwell:

WhipIt1
02-29-2008, 10:03 PM
truely, that'd mean CF would be, beyond Super Sonic, and that's ridiculous! That's LUDICRIS SPEED!

CF: *leaves a trail behind him*

Sonic: *stops* He's gone plad!

Chaosblade77
02-29-2008, 11:10 PM
sonic's not faster than falcon,
falcon only wants to run behind sonic so he can knee him

CF: *leaves a trail behind him*

Sonic: *stops* He's gone plad!

I laughed at both of those. Gen Discussion totally died tonight, so this made me happy.

japtar10101
02-29-2008, 11:27 PM
Uhh...No. Sonic can run x3 times faster than Capt. Falcon's Blue Falcon (I'm talking about the bunny hood vid). Are you telling me you want Capt. Falcon to be faster than his own vehicle?

Sonic: Sorry for the mistake. Would you like to travel by Blue Falcon again?
CF: No! No more Blue Falcons! I'm going...by foot!
<walks through his office door. Everyone stands up.>
Sonic: Everyone, Salute the captain!
(sorry, it's been a while since I saw Spaceballs)

iNiGhTmAr3
03-01-2008, 12:19 AM
Lmao nice signature

Read The Mutha F@#k'n theard Before you Mutha F@#k'n Post:laugh:

Samuel L Jackson FTW

Lol yessss Samuel L FTW

:chuckle:

squarez
03-01-2008, 12:28 AM
You guys are ridiculous, why is captain falcon so fast in the first place? He's supposed to drive a fast CAR, hes not the flash or anything.

Chro
03-02-2008, 04:34 AM
^He has manly man legs. Of manliness. Ofc he'll be fast.

But, uh, no. Sonic is fast, light, and (excuse my relatively uninformed opinion) doesn't have very many KO moves. Falcon is almost as fast, heavy, and basically rapes in general.

RazeveX
03-02-2008, 05:02 AM
But, uh, no. Sonic is fast, light, and (excuse my relatively uninformed opinion) doesn't have very many KO moves. Falcon is almost as fast, heavy, and basically rapes in general.

correction: captain falcon is unable to rape someone, as to rape someone they must not want it.

Man, i love captain falcon jokes...

SeventhSage
03-02-2008, 12:58 PM
Lol @ first post

Waka_Waka_do_do_yea
03-02-2008, 01:12 PM
don't read this post I failed on an amazing scale.

Elbow
03-02-2008, 01:16 PM
Sonic shouldn't be in the game in the first place, so why should he deserve the title of best anything?


And yes, Falcon does rape. My friends are always trying to scramble away, but just can't seem to...

dori.
03-02-2008, 01:50 PM
Falcon's initial dash is faster than Sonic's, because Sonic's dash has slow acceleration.

DarkKyanite
03-02-2008, 02:14 PM
Falcon was NEVER the fastest character in the game. His RUNNING speed was slower then Fox's.
His DASH was , I think, AS fast as Fox's.

If anything, Falcon is FASTER in brawl.

And making Sonic slower then any other character would be like taking away ALL Links equipment and make him a street fighter.

duh.

falcon's been faster than fox
and its a fact not a falcon joke

Waka_Waka_do_do_yea
03-02-2008, 02:17 PM
falcon's been faster than fox
and its a fact not a falcon joke

I fail :urg:

Elbow
03-02-2008, 02:30 PM
Oh dear, I'm having a hard time believing you even tho you said its not a joke. Are you saying that in Melee. Falcons run was faster then Fox's?

-_-

You obviously know little of SSB...

Waka_Waka_do_do_yea
03-02-2008, 02:55 PM
-_-

You obviously know little of SSB...

Actually I know quite a lot, technically. But I suppose I fail on this matter.

EMBARRASSING. Messed it up completely. it was the other way around v_v.

RicanThunder
03-02-2008, 04:33 PM
The dojo even compares the speed of sonic and falcon, making falcon look a bit silly. Haha good stuff. Falcon is still like second fastest in the game. Plus his falcon punch is reversible/faster now so he is still the chuck norris of the smash world.

Zonic100
03-02-2008, 10:24 PM
Lol Sonic probably wouldn't be in if he wasn't the fastest. I mean it's his TRADEMARK. Its what made Sonic GOOD. (For a time.)

Meangreenguy
03-03-2008, 12:54 AM
i heard that the wanted to drop C. Falcon on Hiroshiman and Nagasaki, but felt that a nuclear bomb was more humane

Chro
03-03-2008, 01:05 AM
correction: captain falcon is unable to rape someone, as to rape someone they must not want it.

Man, i love captain falcon jokes...


Lol got me there.

The real Metal Man
03-03-2008, 09:51 AM
Well of course he's not going to be as fast.

but he is still stronger

Traceur Assassin
03-03-2008, 02:47 PM
wtf are u talking about?? sonics everything is built on speed. he a character entirely based on speed. he can freakin break the sound barrier. of course falcon wont be faster than him! and besides im pretty sure that was part of the contract to have him in brawl: sonic has to be the fastest character!

rageagainst
03-03-2008, 04:45 PM
I don't give a crap if he is Sonic, Capt. Falcon has roots! He should remain the fastest. That's ones of Falcon's bragging points.

What roots? you mean bieng a F-Zero Pilot? how many pilots/race cardrivers do you see run in marathons or can control the element of Fire and shoot out electricity from their knee? That's right not much. What were these roots you were talking about again?

gannondorf4ever
03-03-2008, 04:49 PM
He DESERVES to be faster. He's earned it.

Earned it? He was programmed as the fastest runner in the first two games because of his speed and skill as an F-Zero Pilot which needed to reflect his character.

Captain Falcon never ran on foot in any of his games to my knoledge.

Sonic however, is the epitome of running speed, and if he wasnt the fastest character, it wouldnt work.

A character, no matter how awesome he is, who never ran in any of his games, DOES NOT need to be faster than one who actually DID run at ridiculous speeds in his games and is known for it.

/thread.

Why is it all I see on the C.F. boards is complaining nowadays? :confused:

Migrainemaker
03-03-2008, 04:50 PM
agreed... If sonic was slower than captain falcon, he wouldve surely been killed by dr. robotnik by now....

zelink551
03-03-2008, 06:09 PM
Falcon has more power, and his moves have a bit more distance overall, so its a trade off like in almost every character