geemann2236
02-05-2008, 07:47 PM
The following is important information about Captain Falcon.... Beware...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Falcon.
Falcon doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Falcon has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Captain Falcon is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Captain Falcon counted to infinity - twice.
CF is so fast, he can run around the world and knee himself in the back of the head.
Captain Falcon's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Captain Falcon can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Captain Falcon doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Captain Falcon does not get frostbite. Captain Falcon bites frost
When Captain Falcon says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
Remember this info, it might save your life.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Falcon.
Falcon doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Falcon has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Captain Falcon is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Captain Falcon counted to infinity - twice.
CF is so fast, he can run around the world and knee himself in the back of the head.
Captain Falcon's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Captain Falcon can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Captain Falcon doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Captain Falcon does not get frostbite. Captain Falcon bites frost
When Captain Falcon says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
Remember this info, it might save your life.