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ChaosStar
12-04-2007, 04:31 PM
Last week,I started a Top 10 Reasons Mario Kicks *** thread, and it became a hot topic.

So now, I am going to post MY top 10 reasons another of my favorite characters kicks ***, Link!

Link is, by far, the hero of ALL time! Here is my top 10 reasons why:

1. His adventures never end. He always reincarnates himself to continue fighting evil.
2. His array of weapons keeps growing every game!
3. His weapons don't need to be high-tech to be cool.
4. He's been able to control time, wind, fire, ice, and turn into a wolf over the course of all his games.
5. No matter how bad the situation gets, he never panics (save a few times in Wind Waker)
6. He's been to cities underwater, in volcanoes and in the sky!
7. He's raced yetis, flown on a leaf, been inside a whale, and slept for 7 years, so many things I wish I could do!
8. He has acheived TOTAL mastery of the sword.
9. He's defeated Dragons, sorcerers, ghosts, etc. You name it, he's kicked its ***.
10. He, like me, is a ladies' man.

Those are MY top 10 reasons, what are YOURS?

Twilightwolf
12-06-2007, 08:17 AM
1. He kicks ***
2. He kicks ***
3. If #1 doesn't apply, then look at #2
4. If #2 doesn't apply, then get your head out of the dumpster
...
I kid...

1. Predictable opponents: No matter which boss fight (save the last), all Link has to do is exploit the last item he got.
2. "bottom-tier" ranking: I am all for throwing out the tiers. However, Link's weakness is probably one of his stengths. "Look at teh noobzor using Link..." Erm... I just won.
3. Weapons. Link has the most versatile weapons. Period. (Hammer-wielding fairy anyone?**)
4. Crazy Spin Attack: The most abusable sword technique ever. I use it more often than a regular slash, and that is in both Melee and in Zelda games... however, the Phantom Hourglass Link get dizzy after 4 times... right in the crucial moment of boss fights XD.
5. He looks awesome. Other than Snake, is there anyone who looks as bad*** as he does?*
6. Useful transformations. Wolves = death.
7. He has control over time, space, wind, fire, ice, light, magic, and people. Wouldn't be surprised if he controlled souls too.
8. Link is awesome. (making sure you were paying attention) Coming from the best RPG/Action/Adventure game ever several times in a row should mean 1337n3ss...
9. Link has the Master Sword. All swords < Master Sword (except in Soul Caliber 2... sad story)
10. Link is guided by divinity.*

There... my 10 reasons Link kicks ***. Hope you found it mildly entertaining.

EDIT~ Thought that this could help:
* Twilight Princess
** Phantom Hourglass

Zelda_Fan_
12-07-2007, 04:57 PM
1. Scrah
2. Nair
3. Recovery
4. Bombs
5. Dsmash
6. Dair
7. Fair
8. Boomerang
9. Grab
10. Weight

Gimpyfish62
12-07-2007, 06:09 PM
1. This
2. Is
3. Possibly
4. One
5. Of
6. The
7. Worst
8. Topics
9. Ever
10. *bowser fsmash*