View Full Version : MK... Sexiest Smasher Ever.
Rance
10-29-2007, 08:34 AM
ok let's face it.... no one comes close to being as cool as meta knight, but not just cool... ok I cant breathe, hopefully you people reading this are following me, let's take this one step at a time.
You look at the character select screen... you see a bunch of players... pretty standard characters for the most part... then you see meta knight... A emo little ball of sex with ninja skills... I don't even know where to get started his mask? his glowing eyes? his movements? his @#$%ing cape? do you even know the level is sexiness his cape is capable of exuding?? his special moves... dont get me started on his final smash, a mix of ninja samurai and akuma all bunched in to a little ball of knight.
ok well im getting too excited.
Meta Knight fans, I know you're getting excited about reading this so, let's just know none of those other characters come close to being as in the center of teh kewl kidz klub as MK is =D
P.S yep... I was bored when I posted this, and yeah you're also right... I WAS up at 4:30 freaking A.M with college in the morning... that just goes to show how @#$%ing awesome MK is, he makes you do crazy things.
ROCK ON MK PLAYERS.... ROCK ...ON
j.rob
10-29-2007, 05:31 PM
Amen Brother.
Capt.Falcon and Meta.
Shmexyest smashers ever.lmao
axemangx
10-29-2007, 05:40 PM
Dude.
Meta Knights voice makes girls squeal every time they hear it.
As for someone else said...
"Captain Falcons left and right nipple, its a double update!"
Amen brotha.
Shishou
10-29-2007, 08:04 PM
Emo? ....
Lgndknight
10-29-2007, 08:42 PM
I am apalled nobody has mentioned sephiroth, sessohmaru, or Itachi at all here.
Rance
10-30-2007, 01:57 AM
Emo? ....
MK has a little emo in him =P
poncho_mcshoe
10-30-2007, 02:06 AM
I am apalled nobody has mentioned sephiroth, sessohmaru, or Itachi at all here.
You appall me, bringing these effeminate anime characters into this sexy thread.
smashbot226
10-30-2007, 03:09 AM
WHO SAID EFFEMINATE ANIME CHARACTERS???
There's a whole LINE UP of them! Where to start???
On topic, MK is pretty dang bada$$ but his range is teh sux.
poncho_mcshoe
10-30-2007, 03:26 AM
Nope. Metaknight has plenty of range ;)
Lgndknight
10-30-2007, 08:17 AM
smashbot why bring MK's range into this scary topic?
Lunadis
10-30-2007, 08:24 AM
Meta Knights voice makes girls squeal every time they hear it.Really? Because the serial killer they hired for the English Brawl makes me want to cry. D:
It's even worse because every metaknightfanr00lz2008 kid you play online will overuse him.
xianfeng
10-30-2007, 08:42 AM
MK has a little emo in him =P
Then he now fails just like emos.
lex.aut
10-30-2007, 02:36 PM
will he be a hidden character?
Professor X
10-30-2007, 03:43 PM
Meta Knight glowers pityingly at you emo kids. How dare you.
geemann2236
10-30-2007, 05:03 PM
Ummm....... Yay?
axemangx
10-30-2007, 06:13 PM
Really? Because the serial killer they hired for the English Brawl makes me want to cry. D:
It's even worse because every metaknightfanr00lz2008 kid you play online will overuse him.
I'm no fanboy Lunadis. Hes been my favorite Kirby character since he appeared. I thought HE was going to be in 64. (Dunno why.) I pretty much vowed any Smash game if he appears in, hes so mained.
Simple really.
Think about Ness 64 or Fox Melee.
Meta Knight Brawl.
Lgndknight
10-30-2007, 06:59 PM
why does this topic thrive? where is the *bowser f-smash* I long to hear?
Lunadis
10-30-2007, 07:20 PM
I'm no fanboy Lunadis. Hes been my favorite Kirby character since he appeared. I thought HE was going to be in 64. (Dunno why.) I pretty much vowed any Smash game if he appears in, hes so mained.
Simple really.
Think about Ness 64 or Fox Melee.
Meta Knight Brawl.I understand there are some sensible fans out there. But there are going to be too many Meta Knight players initially, maybe even forever. I respect people who like him before he appeared in the first Brawl trailer. A lot of people just instantly go for the "badass with a dark appearance, wings and fast cool sword attacks". They could put a total piece of trash 2d character like Sephiroth and then 90% of the Meta Knight fans would flock over to him.
HeroXL
10-30-2007, 07:37 PM
I understand there are some sensible fans out there. But there are going to be too many Meta Knight players initially, maybe even forever. I respect people who like him before he appeared in the first Brawl trailer. A lot of people just instantly go for the "badass with a dark appearance, wings and fast cool sword attacks". They could put a total piece of trash 2d character like Sephiroth and then 90% of the Meta Knight fans would flock over to him.
Maybe, at E for All I expected a whole mess load of people to jump on MK, but that just was not the case. He certainly did not seem like the most popular one there.
100links
10-30-2007, 07:49 PM
sorry for the slight spam...but i just had to say it....
IM TOO SEXY FOR MY MASK! it shatters you like glass
and im too sexy for my cape..your heart it breaks
and im too sexy for my sword so sexy that im bored
and im too sexy for this game and the others they are lame
immmm too sexy that im tame that it makes everyone want this game! (ran out of rymes...)
RedKnight
10-30-2007, 10:07 PM
I am apalled nobody has mentioned sephiroth, sessohmaru, or Itachi at all here.
Ya Itachi is a little emo, or at least his bro is...
Rance
10-31-2007, 05:20 AM
why does this topic thrive?
Because MK owns your soul?
CoolSonic
10-31-2007, 07:34 AM
Yes, MK owns my soul. But i canot have him, I ran out of money... Cry. Cry cry. I have always liked mk. He is da coolest. But actulay he is just a blue kirby inside. That takes a bit of the coolness away...
Blackadder
10-31-2007, 07:50 AM
Awesome, a free post to me. And all I did was say "MET IS TEH SEXORZ" and then left.
(I'm lying my arse of, of course, I'm the real sex here)
error_alt_delete
10-31-2007, 01:10 PM
sorry for the slight spam...but i just had to say it....
IM TOO SEXY FOR MY MASK! it shatters you like glass
and im too sexy for my cape..your heart it breaks
and im too sexy for my sword so sexy that im bored
and im too sexy for this game and the others they are lame
immmm too sexy that im tame that it makes everyone want this game! (ran out of rymes...)
It was a matter of time before someone put this up....lol.
Cronius
10-31-2007, 01:13 PM
I am apalled nobody has mentioned sephiroth, sessohmaru, or Itachi at all here.
I appalled that I even know who all three of those are...
smashbot226
11-01-2007, 04:07 AM
Hehehehe...
Off topic, but MK is now a less sexier thing.
His FS is called...
"Galaxia Darkness."
I swear. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF METTY NOW?!?
silver777
11-01-2007, 04:16 AM
Galaxia !!!
that's what his sword is called in the Anime!!!
Metaknight has ugly lizard wings that make him severly unnatractive to me. But if he's good enough, I'll still play him.
sugarpoultry
11-01-2007, 04:25 AM
I love his wings. They are unique. And... MK is still sexy, but his final smash isn't as cool as he is.
It's good to see that MK's sword is named Galaxia out of the anime series. In Amazing Mirror it was called Master Sword or something like that.
Lgndknight
11-01-2007, 08:16 PM
I express dislike towards this topic
smashbot226
11-01-2007, 08:48 PM
So, if the sword is Galaxia from the ANIME...
Maybe that slug thing is a sticker.
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geemann2236
11-01-2007, 09:04 PM
why does this topic thrive? where is the *bowser f-smash* I long to hear?
You're letting us down gimpy, lol.
axemangx
11-01-2007, 09:05 PM
I understand there are some sensible fans out there. But there are going to be too many Meta Knight players initially, maybe even forever. I respect people who like him before he appeared in the first Brawl trailer. A lot of people just instantly go for the "badass with a dark appearance, wings and fast cool sword attacks". They could put a total piece of trash 2d character like Sephiroth and then 90% of the Meta Knight fans would flock over to him.
Exactaly like Fox, ya know?
Rance
11-02-2007, 05:36 AM
I express dislike towards this topic
congratulations, go get laid.
make it a goal before brawl comes out.
MK for life!!!11
Psymon
11-02-2007, 07:59 AM
99% agreed, except metaknight isn't emo, he cuts OTHER PEOPLES' wrists, not his own =P. Psy.
DainBramaged
11-02-2007, 08:25 AM
It's good to see that MK's sword is named Galaxia out of the anime series. In Amazing Mirror it was called Master Sword or something like that.
NO NO NO!!! IT SHOULD BE CALLED.............
...
"TEH PWNSWORD" !!!!!
KirbyWorshipper2465
11-03-2007, 12:39 PM
I found something intriguing among the screenshots; if you look underneath one of the Final Smash screenshots where Meta Knight is slashing someone, you can clearly see that the text says "Toh!". Those among you who are Kamen Rider/Viewtiful Joe fans know that they that particular word when they jump!
Could it be that Sakurai-san is a fan of one of those properties!?
Violet
11-03-2007, 12:49 PM
The mask makes MK sexy... without it... I can't bear to witness the horror.
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