Recent content by Noipoi

We're brains piloting meatsuits made of blood and bone

They're all skeletons?

Well if they announce a new DK within the next 365 days you get to hit me with a big fat "I told you so" How's that?

Well look if I'm wrong I get a Donkey Kong game. If I'm right, I save myself the disappointment of constantly expecting a Donkey Kong game. Either way I win :dkmelee:

But if said internal development team was busy with the next 3D Mario, which always comes out close to the latest Nintendo console which we know is coming next year... Will they have had time to make monkey games? 🤔

I’ve accepted on my heart, mind, and spirit that we’re not getting a new DK any time soon. Wonder when we’ll see the next 3D Mario tho

I’m going to a Renaissance Fair tomorrow. I’m gonna be in a doofy dragon costume and I’m gonna bother knights and princesses with bad jokes :yoshi:

I second this.

Nah I’m talking about Disney, actually. Great movies. Great shows. **** ass **** ass corporation that needs some serious restructuring so they can keep making great movies and great shows.

I’m winning :dkmelee:

And I’ll destroy things you love that I don’t. I’m sure you’ll understand :nifty:

Cuz she's ****ing WEIRD dude

"So when do we go back down Mr. Fredricksen?" "We're not going down, Russell. We're going UP."

Way way back in the day there was a special edition Smash Ultimate Switch that had every single character revealed up to that point on the box, with two blank spaces. People started theorizing that only two characters were left to be revealed, and according to leakers those characters would most...

Specifically in instances when it’d make you mad